Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[alan thicke]

I’d love to see pictures of nick seething in a trash pickup crew in a hi vis vest but crooked candy yoshi county will probably let him serve his community service by providing pro bono law services (once he gets current with his continuing education) or some other bullshit

Then some poor asshole ends up in jail or owing some huge judgement because nick is incompetent.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Nick will never actually sue anyone.

He's a junkie who has been sued and so views suing others as an easy way to humiliate them the way he has been humiliated.

But he has no actual desire to sue anyone. Because he is a non-practicing attorney, he believes if he threatens to sue, people will take him seriously.

At least Greer actually followed through. Nick has no balls or ability to spend cash on frivolous lawsuits.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick will never actually sue anyone.

He's a junkie who has been sued and so views suing others as an easy way to humiliate them the way he has been humiliated.

But he has no actual desire to sue anyone. Because he is a non-practicing attorney, he believes if he threatens to sue, people will take him seriously.

At least Greer actually followed through. Nick has no balls or ability to spend cash on frivolous lawsuits.

Nick's to poor to sue anyone

 

[Canard]

Nick's to poor to sue anyone

Any lawyer would take money up front with client like Nick. And Nick has no money... You can milk a defensive case, but an offense... Better not waste time on trash client with trash case.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

He also whines about not being able to just pay it off. His idea was since community service paid $10 an hour, he should be allowed to just pay $800 and not do it.

What really made me laugh is his idea of community service was running an AA meeting. Not volunteering at one, but running it.

I'm sure the fellowship would love to be led by a cuck in pink shorts who snorts so much Adderall and huffs so much nitrous his body looks like a Russian flag.

 

[Arschersetzer]

Nick's to poor to sue anyone

He would need to borrow from Mommy Celeste and even that would be a hard sell after spending six figures to be losing to Montagraph.

 

[L Ghia]

I'm pretty sure Nick is paying for those lolsuits as much as for his house (it's trust funded). He wouldn't be so willy nilly about suing people around if it were out of his pocket, Monty's case was enough to bleed his own pockets, so now I'm sure he have mommy and daddy pay up.

I wouldn't be at all surprised if he's using it as a way to leverage funds into his back pocket.

Strike a deal with the barnswalker, that Nick does some of the legal work and Barnswalker invoices and Nick gets kickback.

Maybe a completely off the wall scheme, but I wouldn't put anything past Nick.

 

[Vibralldo]

What really made me laugh is his idea of community service was running an AA meeting. Not volunteering at one, but running it.

I'm sure the fellowship would love to be led by a cuck in pink shorts who snorts so much Adderall and huffs so much nitrous his body looks like a Russian flag.

Ideally Nick should be forced to pick up trash on the side of the road, but he'll probably just claim his livestream is community service because he's giving important insight into Kurt's Pizza Casserole Video the Karen Read trial and the county will accept it to be rid of him.

I wouldn't be at all surprised if he's using it as a way to leverage funds into his back pocket.

Strike a deal with the barnswalker, that Nick does some of the legal work and Barnswalker invoices and Nick gets kickback.

Maybe a completely off the wall scheme, but I wouldn't put anything past Nick.

Nick can't practice right now because he let his training lapse

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

I know we all want the bodycam footage, but can the crime scene photos be reviewed or requested?

Or at least make them confirm or deny the legitimacy of Nick's supposed crime scene photos?

 

[L Ghia]

Nick can't practice right now because he let his training lapse

Im not suggesting it's official.

But yeah, also a crazy idea none the less. I just don't understand why he's always so eager to get into legal battles. As well as always trying to draw things out so long. I feel he must be getting kick back.

The Trust must be paying out legal fees.

Otherwise, how else would he afford all these lawsuits?

 

[Vibralldo]

Im not suggesting it's official.

But yeah, also a crazy idea none the less. I just don't understand why he's always so eager to get into legal battles. As well as always trying to draw things out so long. I feel he must be getting kick back.

The Trust must be paying out legal fees.

Otherwise, how else would he afford all these lawsuits?

I doubt a real lawyer would offer a discount for Nick's help.

It could be the trust, could be Nick's a brain fried retard that will just jump to a lawsuit immediately because he has no impulse control anymore.

He hasn't even engaged in the lawsuits he's threatened yet (Aaron for the revenge porn, Hardin for lying somehow, the county for emotional damages) so he could just be lying and talking big game with no intent to sue.

 

[ChromaQuack]

This nigga salivating over $6k, absolute brokie behaviour.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

less. I just don't understand why he's always so eager to get into legal battles.

He's retarded and contrarian. He is involved in one legal case, where he got sued. He will never actually sue anyone because he can't afford it and knows he'd lose or have no case. He's a barking dog with no bite.

As far as I know Nick has never, a single time, actually been the one filing a lawsuit.

His """practice""" had near zero clients and I am sure if he had ever sued someone on behalf of them he'd never shut up about it.

 

[Lian Xing]

What a weak fag. He doesn't seem to understand the concept of penal law and that it is to punish. An $800 fine to a mental retard who blows $20K a month on blow is nothing. It would not serve a penological purpose. The point is SERVICE you retarded faggot skeleton.

It's to rub your nose in what a piece of shit you are.

I would have loved to see him be required to do 800 hours of community service, but I don’t wish his help on anyone.

 

[Allied-Mastercomputer]

I know we all want the bodycam footage, but can the crime scene photos be reviewed or requested?

Or at least make them confirm or deny the legitimacy of Nick's supposed crime scene photos?

Did you read Hardin’s filing?

 

[Sneed Force One]

Did he even indicate what Null would even be liable for? Or is this another pretend lolsuit he's pulled out of his ass as usual?

 

[demicolon]

Did Rekieta become a mouth-breather after abusing so many different intranasal drugs? He huffs into the microphone constantly — this is just a short highlight of this:
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I've had consulted the expert ghost hunter Chris Bores and he pointed out this frame to me. Note how Nick's grabbing the Sonichu tatoo while rolling his eyes up like he's in the Exorcist.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Did you read Hardin’s filing?

I did but I might have missed that specific point being raised. I'll go back and re-read.

 

[CobraPlissken]

Also, cut your nails, Nick. Most feminine hand ever.

When I see a man with overgrown nails, I can't help but think that he's not pleasuring his woman, whether he's been fingering her (ouch) or not.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

I find 5:24 to be of interest. Nick confirms recent talks with Yellow Flash. Trying to weasel his way back into the old griftosphere.
The question is if Flash is dumb enough to believe a lying liar who lies.
Those little details continue to lead me to believe the simplest cause of recent events in the "BodyCam Arc".
Nick just whined and complained like an activist to everyone involved in the case hoping to get the sealed outcome.
Taking advantage of normies is what Nick is best at.