Furry Fandom and Drama General

[Shitted Scaredless]

We need a new slur for horsefags, suggestions?

Dickfaces

 

[Kim]

We need a new slur for horsefags, suggestions?

Poniggers
Equiggers
Camilla

 

[Ultra Ping]

We need a new slur for horsefags, suggestions?

animal rapists

 

[Lurkin' 'n' Jerkin']

I would suggest calling them geldings, but that would be too accurate for a good chunk of them.

 

[Elderly beef taco]

Mr. Hands, like calling a black person Uncle Tom, i guess.

 

[Linoone]

Horse Fuckers is more than enough.

 

[JaneThough]

Denise Gagliardis

 

[Chrono Legion]

We need a new slur for horsefags, suggestions?

Bronies

I'm not sure why horse furries are the ugliest thing ever but as usual when something is ugly as fuck as a furry character the fault usually lies with the kinds of people that draw them. They're probably just not doing it right and will never be doing it right because it won't appeal to anyone but them. I mean if Blizzard can make decent minotaurs in the early 2000s there's no reason people can't make decent horse headed men 2 decades later.

 

[Soda Can]

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This is perfect, actually.
The first jokes following the drop were calling the horse "Arnold Schwarzenegger's fursona".
Henceforth, the name shall be Schwarzeneigher.

 

[Barry Williams]

The Zootopia horse looks like the retard offspring of Dwayne Johnson and and actual horse. It's ugly but real horses are beautiful animals, IMO.

 

[ZachZeeb]

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Fiona always ends up everywhere horse furries are mentioned and this image always flash bangs me mentally, it’s an objectively funny post we don’t need your feedback here Fiona.

I may be biased, because IMO there's nothing wrong with horses; Fiona however is a ugly disgusting troon and his entire shtick is being a fetishized mockery of women. Yiff in hell furfaggot.

 

[billydero]

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Joachim Baldwin should be fired from Disney just for this awful and ugly character design. I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s his husbands fursona.

Someone needs to explain to these Disney animators that thick horse neck just doesn’t work on a human body and makes the character look like a pinhead.

I’m willing to bet the horse mayor is flaming gay, and will hit on Nick constantly in Zootopia 2.

 

[Desumorphine]

This is perfect, actually.
The first jokes following the drop were calling the horse "Arnold Schwarzenegger's fursona".
Henceforth, the name shall be Schwarzeneigher.

Schwarzenegger is already one G away from being a german portmanteau of "black negros" lol

 

[SNEED.EXE]

Mythbusters Yiffbusters

 

[Barry Williams]

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Jamie was always the better of the two.

 

[Corn Flakes]

Jamie was always the better of the two.

He didn't need a suit to cosplay as his walrus fursona.

 

[neal_rice]

Jamie was always the better of the two.

Didn't Jamie die, or am thinking of someone else on that team?

 

[AnOminous]

Jamie was always the better of the two.

I can't unsee Savage's butthole pic.

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

Jamie was always the better of the two.

And always will be.

 

[Barry Williams]

Didn't Jamie die, or am thinking of someone else on that team?

Jamie is still alive, however Grant Imahara and Jessie Combs (who covered for Kari for a couple of seasons when she left the show to take care of her newborn) have both passed away.

I can't unsee Savage's butthole pic.

It's been almost 20 years since that and I genuinely have not thought about it again until just now. For some fucking reason I can picture it crystal clear.