Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Fapcop]

@AltisticRight

You seem to be more versed in some areas of biochemistry, but Nick is really fucking himself healthwise. He’ll likely give himself an arrhythmia if he keeps abusing shit. Seriously, someone who’s fat like @Potentially Criminal (sorry to @ you again) will have a better time dealing with blood pressure and heart issues.

I think @Otterly is the resident biologist, but you don’t have to be a doctor to understand why fluctuating your blood pressure is a bad idea.

I’ll list what Nick was on and what it does to your blood pressure:

Cocaine - Vasoconstricter
Alcohol - varies upon use, but heavy use is linked to vasoconstriction
Provigil - Vasoconstricter
Adderall - Vasoconstricter
Nitrous Oxide -Vasodilator
MDMA - increases heart rate, not the worst
Rugieta - vasodilator, it’s effectively a stronger viagra

Beyond just drugs, Nick not getting enough sleep is also bad. It’ll contribute to a rise in blood pressure because a goods nights sleep helps drop it. His shitty diet and lack of exercise also could contribute to a lower blood pressure, but depending on what he eats (ramen and dorito) the sodium will jack it up.

I am not a doctor (I do have a degree in the field and did research in medicine), but Nick’s health even from a glance is shitty. You can’t and shouldn’t go between extremes. I’m not going into the fact that most of his drug use probably fucks with any chance of his body repairing itself (B12 issues, wet brain). Nick’s habits and behaviors basically guarantee that his body is fighting a losing battle.

Also, I am pretty sure Nick has AIDS.

Looked up the health consequences of cocaine today, and it’s not pretty.

*Cocaine in combination with alcohol is particularly toxic for circulatory system. (The two metabolize into a third substance, whose name escapes me, and which is really bad for the heart.)

*Using Cocaine has been tied to permanent brain damage and prematurely ages parts of the brain.

*Cocaine is of course also known for permanently fucking up your nose and the tissue there.

Just looking at Rekieta stream now it’s pretty obvious imho that whatever quick wit he had is gone. Much of the time he goes “ehm” and “ahh” in the middle of a sentence.

No. It’s not bad enough where you go: “This guy has drank himself dumb!”, but if you compare how Rekieta used to talk with now, you can see the difference.

 

[3MMA]

Posted six minutes ago and amazingly Nick isn’t in the comments already.

Around timestamp 25:15, Nick goes into an explanation of “why he & Josh fought.” Nick doesn’t acknowledge how he was high out of his mind when that relationship drifted. This applies to so many of Nick’s relationships, just about every single one has completely changed because Nick was spinning out of control, but here he is, blaming everyone else, still.
ETA: typo

 

[Fapcop]

Which could be a very good thing. Nick desperately wants to air all his gay poly relationship nonsense in a courtroom in a trial. He wants his wife to give humiliating public testimony about herself and Aaron which would all be undisputed public material. And in the context of a public trial, Aaron isn't really bound in terms of what he can say about anyone. By reports, Nick gave a giant statement in the criminal trial. In a civil trial where he is completely legally unrestrained, he would probably be even worse.

Its not so good for Aaron (sorry Aaron), but in terms of entertainment value, it might offer up alot.

It would be a potentially very expensive and very public felting for Rekieta though.

While Im sure that he has managed to convince himself that it’s a slam dunk win, between his coke addled brain and lack of legal acumen, but I don’t see how he could win a trial, between the obvious issues of Nick being a public figure, and him tarnishing his own reputation.

(Plus he’s so fucking unlikable that the best he can hope for with a jury is a nominal amount, lol!)

But by all means, Nick… Go ahead! I’m sure a six figure lolsuit where all of Lawtube is shitting on you will be just the thing to really stick it to Null!

I can’t wait to see Nick seethe and slither as the opposing counsel puts up the lewds that Kayla’s posted on her locals, and ask Nick (or Kayla!) how a picture she posed for, that Aaron showed to a friend, irredeemably damaged them.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

Do you ever stop and think about how Nick has legitimately slept with Aaron?

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Do you ever stop and think about how Nick has legitimately slept with Aaron?

Out of the many horrifying things about Nick I'd rather not consider his spree as a coked out pillow princess.

 

[Oxyjen]

Pardon me if I've missed it before, but is him accusing one of the clerks at the courthouse of being MNPR a new thing? It's just such an odd accusation out of the blue if it is.

Using Nick’s Law, whatever he suddenly fixates on accusing someone of, he himself is guilty of.

Remember that Mama K suspected Nick had a mole at the courthouse (possibly the metal detector guy) because while she visited, word apparently got back to Nick and then back to the courthouse where she was suddenly given the cold shoulder.

 

[john marston]

Using Nick’s Law, whatever he suddenly fixates on accusing someone of, he himself is guilty of.

I prefer the name "Rekieta's Law" has a nicer ring to it! Would also accept "The Rekieta Law" not to be confused with "RekietaLaw," a defunct law office or "Rekietalaw" a LawTube show that apparently wasn't about the law

 

[Strix454]

It would be a potentially very expensive and very public felting for Rekieta though.

I have visions of Nick making motions asking to be able to sit in the witness stand with Kayla "to keep an eye on things" during the trial. Or Nick summoning the jury to his shower for a private discussion. Or perhaps Nick cross-examining himself as a guest attorney in the case.

And best of all, at the dramatic peak of the trial, the Barneswalker will have Nick on the stand:

"And what did this man do to you?"
"He ate my goo." (crying)
"And that man. That man who ate your goo. Is he in this courtroom now?"
"YES. YES. Its HIM. Its HIM. The fat man over there!" (pointing to Aaron)

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

It would be a potentially very expensive and very public felting for Rekieta though.

While Im sure that he has managed to convince himself that it’s a slam dunk win, between his coke addled brain and lack of legal acumen, but I don’t see how he could win a trial, between the obvious issues of Nick being a public figure, and him tarnishing his own reputation.

(Plus he’s so fucking unlikable that the best he can hope for with a jury is a nominal amount, lol!)

But by all means, Nick… Go ahead! I’m sure a six figure lolsuit where all of Lawtube is shitting on you will be just the thing to really stick it to Null!

I can’t wait to see Nick seethe and slither as the opposing counsel puts up the lewds that Kayla’s posted on her locals, and ask Nick (or Kayla!) how a picture she posed for, that Aaron showed to a friend, irredeemably damaged them.

He gave so many lawtubers their start, Nick wants to prove his influence again.

 

[Tayto]

Oh ffs. Can you be any more attention-seeking, Rackets? You're embarrassing yourself.
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See, this is how you know he just doesnt have a firm grasp on reality or his current reputation: Kasparian is a self-professed KF lurker and Rekieta downfall enthusiast. The only reason she would ever agree to that kind of interview is to mock the shit right out of him, he may as well just do an interview with fucking Null or Kino Casino for all the good sentiment it would garner him.

She probably saw that tweet and thought "eww".

 

[Captain Manning]

Do you ever stop and think about how Nick has legitimately slept with Aaron?

Many times, actually.

The only reason I don't really bring it up very often is I tend to pull my punches when it comes to all of Nick enemies now. I am well aware some people don't agree with that position. Some prefer the position that a cow a cow, and you shouldn't really be picking winners and losers on KF. I am just personally disinclined to do much to help this absolute monster.

At least until Aaron, or one of his other enemies, ends up being worse than Nick is (which would be a very tall order at this point).

But yeah, I have long suspected their sexual liaison was a bit more than just "Aaron ate my goo." To his credit, Aaron seems a least somewhat embarrassed by all this, whereas Nick has absolutely no shame whatsoever.

 

[Sneed Force One]

17th of June 2025

Now that the Karen Read's fate is now in the hands of the jury, this would usually spell the crescendo of Nick's old trial streams. Has he managed to capture any of that former magic? Again, no.
Peak Concurrent Viewers down a whopping 37.55% compared to Tuesday last week (10th of June).
Average Concurrent Viewers down a whopping 30.22% compared to Tuesday last week (10th of June).

SPECIAL EVENT: This marks Nick’s first Tuesday in the past month with both peak and average viewership falling below 1,000
On May 20th, Nick had 1,798 peak viewers and an average of 1,294.
As of today, those numbers have HALVED, with peak viewership down by -50.38% to 892 and average viewership down by -38.09% to 801.
The worst results for Tuesdays so far!

 

[PrestonHolt]

Oh ffs. Can you be any more attention-seeking, Rackets? You're embarrassing yourself.
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I for one, hope Ana will take him up on it, and since she's lurker here, she will know how to make him all pissy, also, opening doors for wider audience to be interested in the footage, Nick really want's more and more peopl to know how cops rubed cocaine into his kid's hair and stole some. Please Ana, take him up on it, and rape him like even Aaron didn't.

 

[Donald_J_Trump]

Around timestamp 25:15, Nick goes into an explanation of “why he & Josh fought.” Nick doesn’t acknowledge how he was high out of his mind when that relationship drifted. This applies to so many of Nick’s relationships, just about every single one has completely changed because Nick was spinning out of control, but here he is, blaming everyone else, still.
ETA: typo

Nick never ceases to amaze as he triples and quadruples down. Calling Hardin’s case frivolous, when the lawsuit isn’t even against Nick.

It is every American’s constitutional right to know how our legal system works. His attorney put the body cam footage into evidence. Once it is public, it cannot be private again.

 

[RotPockets]

- Details of his new tat:

More like BallDiddy.

Nick Rekieta: “the Jamaican Bulls nicknamed me the Batty Boy of Chaos, aka BBC for short. Kayla hasn’t stopped talking about me ever since, thank you Hedonism II for saving our marriage.”

 

[River possum]

Rekeita, anisa, and phil could put lolcow live out of business permanently if they teamed up

I would replace Phil with king cobra

 

[Hellblazer]

Do you ever stop and think about how Nick has legitimately slept with Aaron?

Many times, actually.

I'm pretty sure youre determined to make it into random.txt

 

[Captain Manning]

I'm pretty sure youre determined to make it into random.txt

I wish they would have put in "We are not being gay opped by the State of Texas." That was one of my better ones.

 

[Maude Snew]

Or Nick summoning the jury to his shower for a private discussion.

Artist's rendition

 

[unironicjudiaism]

That was $5,000.

The bodycam footage was submitted as an "omnibus exhibit," according to SJW (not to be confused with an "omnibus hearing" although that is where it was submitted), with no indication it was to be treated any differently than any other exhibit submitted at the same time.

Exactly

The intent was to have it submitted for trial i don't have nor have i read the omni-bussy transcript. Is one available? I would like to know what else was discussed. The context the body cam footage was discussed may clarify things.