Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 23.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 82 30.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 31 11.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 86 32.5%

  • Total voters
    265
@AltisticRight

You seem to be more versed in some areas of biochemistry, but Nick is really fucking himself healthwise. He’ll likely give himself an arrhythmia if he keeps abusing shit. Seriously, someone who’s fat like @Potentially Criminal (sorry to @ you again) will have a better time dealing with blood pressure and heart issues.

I think @Otterly is the resident biologist, but you don’t have to be a doctor to understand why fluctuating your blood pressure is a bad idea.

I’ll list what Nick was on and what it does to your blood pressure:

Cocaine - Vasoconstricter
Alcohol - varies upon use, but heavy use is linked to vasoconstriction
Provigil - Vasoconstricter
Adderall - Vasoconstricter
Nitrous Oxide -Vasodilator
MDMA - increases heart rate, not the worst
Rugieta - vasodilator, it’s effectively a stronger viagra

Beyond just drugs, Nick not getting enough sleep is also bad. It’ll contribute to a rise in blood pressure because a goods nights sleep helps drop it. His shitty diet and lack of exercise also could contribute to a lower blood pressure, but depending on what he eats (ramen and dorito) the sodium will jack it up.

I am not a doctor (I do have a degree in the field and did research in medicine), but Nick’s health even from a glance is shitty. You can’t and shouldn’t go between extremes. I’m not going into the fact that most of his drug use probably fucks with any chance of his body repairing itself (B12 issues, wet brain). Nick’s habits and behaviors basically guarantee that his body is fighting a losing battle.

Also, I am pretty sure Nick has AIDS.
 
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Comments on his poor parenting sting by far the most obviously because they go right to the depth of his inner insanity and inauthenticity.
Oh? Well, then: Nick is a bad parent. No matter that the kids are (in his words) "great"; a good parent would never have spun out the way he did, would never have been so self-absorbed as he has been and is, and would not be, after all of everything, continuing to rage and lie and deny. No good parent would publicly (and I'd argue privately as well, but certainly not publicly and recorded for posterity) call women whores or cunts in a red-faced rage. No good parent would subject their children to embarrassment and displacement* because drugs and sex and ego slights rule them.

* whether anyone thinks it was right or wrong, or warranted or not, or out of poor or mistaken motives, it doesn't happen to people not out of control.

So, Nick hurt his kids, and I hope it hurts him to hear it.

I think it's safe to say everyone here has now spent more time ayylawging and bullying Nick than actually watching his show over the years, regardless of your degree of fan at the time.

Bit sad/funny innit.
Sad/ funny for him, yeah.

The theory is that Rekieta's family donated a lot of money for a zoo in Kandy Yoshi county that became a major source of tourism revenue (this part I think is true) and that because of it Nick is an untouchable (I don't think that's true)
They donate to the Minnesota Zoo, which is in Apple Valley, in Dakota County, a long way from Kandiyohi County.

Nick's Mandatory 80 Hour Community Service Countdown:
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Tick tock cuck.

The sentencing order does not include a deadline for the community service that I can see.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/state...la-rekieta-april-imholte.191978/post-21151272

The transcript does not, either.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/state...la-rekieta-april-imholte.191978/post-21201207

Nick thinks he has five years. Seems nuts, and if that's correct, that's even more pitiful a punishment than I thought.

I would have loved to see him be required to do 800 hours of community service, but I don’t wish his help on anyone.
I agree. And people can often get approval for any kind of volunteer work as community service, so they're not sticking him on a chain gang, sadly. But if they had a setup to specify the type of work those sentenced to do community service must do, my vote is digging out invasive buckthorn, which is a menace in Minnesota, and a bitch to dig up.
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And he should have to do it in July, when temps can veer to near 100 and humid on a rough day.
 
He's retarded and contrarian. He is involved in one legal case, where he got sued. He will never actually sue anyone because he can't afford it and knows he'd lose or have no case. He's a barking dog with no bite.

As far as I know Nick has never, a single time, actually been the one filing a lawsuit.

His """practice""" had near zero clients and I am sure if he had ever sued someone on behalf of them he'd never shut up about it.
Don't be so sure. He convinces himself of things and then puts blinkers on to avoid seeing reality. It's why he called his and Aaron's case so wrongly.
 
Oh ffs. Can you be any more attention-seeking, Rackets? You're embarrassing yourself.
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Nick is continuously desperate to regain mainstream relevance.
That 18k from Pedotips ain't gonna take you far when your annual "snack" budget is 24k.
 
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At this point Null has no choice but to change his legal name to Public Interest
You mean Public "Jesus Mon" Interest

We need a running Rekieta "Enemy List" at this point with all the random accusations he's started throwing around. Off the top of my head,

- Aaron
- Null
- Kurt
- Keanu/Geno
- Sean
- Judge Pussy Liquor
- Monty
- The Nanny
- Mystery Court Clerk/MNPR
- Elissa
- Momma K
- Kayla
- Kayla's Family
- His Kids (Especially the one he Chokeslamed)
- The Chiropractor Receptionist
- Yellowflash
- LegalMindset
- LegalBytes & her husband
- Kalea
- Faran
Eric July
 
We need a running Rekieta "Enemy List" at this point with all the random accusations he's started throwing around. Off the top of my head,

- Aaron
- Null
- Kurt
- Keanu/Geno
- Sean
- Judge Pussy Liquor
- Monty
- The Nanny
- Mystery Court Clerk/MNPR
- Elissa
- Momma K
- Kayla
- Kayla's Family
- His Kids (Especially the one he Chokeslamed)
- The Chiropractor Receptionist
- Yellowflash
- LegalMindset
- LegalBytes & her husband
- Kalea
- Faran
- Me (Captain Manning / John)
- @AnOminous
- Eric July
- David Schneider (Monty's previous attorney)

I would separate out the court clerk from MNPR because that's just Nick's head canon. Give them both separate line items.
 
And apparently, Nick's going for seconds!

Which could be a very good thing. Nick desperately wants to air all his gay poly relationship nonsense in a courtroom in a trial. He wants his wife to give humiliating public testimony about herself and Aaron which would all be undisputed public material. And in the context of a public trial, Aaron isn't really bound in terms of what he can say about anyone. By reports, Nick gave a giant statement in the criminal trial. In a civil trial where he is completely legally unrestrained, he would probably be even worse.

Its not so good for Aaron (sorry Aaron), but in terms of entertainment value, it might offer up alot.
 
I've said it before, I'll say it again, the bullshit revenge porn suit cost us so much potential milk.
This is my greatest point of pain about Aaron. If only we had a time machine.

Kiwi Stalkers stay seething because they can't peep inside Nick's house. Fucking myopic weirdos.
Nigger you have over 700 posts on KF, your one of us lmao
 
Which could be a very good thing. Nick desperately wants to air all his gay poly relationship nonsense in a courtroom in a trial. He wants his wife to give humiliating public testimony about herself and Aaron which would all be undisputed public material. And in the context of a public trial, Aaron isn't really bound in terms of what he can say about anyone. By reports, Nick gave a giant statement in the criminal trial. In a civil trial where he is completely legally unrestrained, he would probably be even worse.

Its not so good for Aaron (sorry Aaron), but in terms of entertainment value, it might offer up alot.
The farms will be so completely felted if Kayla and Nick and Aaron have to air out all of their dirty laundry under oath on the witness stand. Please Nick, anything but that.
 
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