🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Rango Dango]

I love baseball, reminds me of chess
W Fredster

 

[Lady Rackets thong]

>yo this hamburger smells like armpit wtf

 

[Edward "Caesar" Sallow]

Was Jin or Daniel the guy who pointed out Jet was a r9k tripfag

The pedo thing was a joke. Burt did 1000x worse sex pest stuff last season.

If he's gone it's obvious they're just scared as shit because he offhandedly joked about Jet being an /r9k/ poster

I'm going to stick to the recaps at this point, as I just don't seem to catch any of the good shit. Could someone explain this? I really don't understand what is bad about this. I can understand the markyposting, as that is just asking for trouble, but what is wrong with this /r9k/ angle.

 

[rdctd]

I was a day 1 Arye supporter and I'm now fully Freddy pilled. Him and Luke are the only people on the show I could actually see myself hanging out with in real life.

Well that and ari is a disgusting, midwitted, subversive, kike-tard.

Basically a mossad golem.

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I love baseball, reminds me of chess
W Fredster

Most dangerous animal: Weasel

 

[Rango Dango]

>yo this hamburger smells like armpit wtf
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COMPUTER!!! ENHANCE!!!!

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

Areyay denouncing the Proud Boys in 2025

@Edward "Caesar" Sallow the 9ktripfag thing is a reference to a comment Jin made during a "Rate the girls" challenge. He was criticizing Elli about her knowledge of obscure 4chan-esque lingo. He said those online spaces are for males. Then he made a comment about Jet posting on r9k or whatever the fuck it is. Thats all it was.

Personally, I have never even heard of r9k and didnt understand the reference at all. Id imagine most didnt either.

 

[Look At You]

We do a little experimenting.

 

[jallsballs]

pretty sure robot 9k is the original incel board that basically all of the internet ended up emulating in some way or another

 

[R9K Insurgent]

Banned from Fishtank chat for a week after briefly spamming "DON'T MENTION R9K" when Freddy was telling Seth the "house rules" I guess that's still a touchy issue, be warned lmao.

Wiggers can really dish it out, but can't take a little ribbing themselves. Like anyone even gives a shit about the R9K stuff, it's just funny. Cole won, Jin won. Fishtank staff are trannies, Mints' soulless fat ass is insane. Also hello niggers, long term lurker, first time poster.

 

[Maximilian Rez D'Fault]

Personally, I have never even heard of r9k and didnt understand the reference at all. Id imagine most didnt either.

To briefly sperg:
/r9k/ is a board on 4chan that uses Randall Munroe's (of XKCD fame) Robot 9000 script which is a thing that makes it so no two exact posts can be made. Moot (4chan founder) made /r9k/ as an experiment to see if it could be used to generate fun, unique, and non-copy pasted posts as this was around the time greentext stories were becoming popular. /r9k/ started out as a pretty fun board to be honest but the stories being told gradually began to skew towards love problems and general >tfw no gf spergery which fermented into increasingly unhinged incel ramblings which is why nobody likes the board today.
In his late teens/early 20s Jet was an /r9k/ tripfag, a poster who uses a unique 'tripcode' ID to maintain an identity between threads, which is a big no-no on anonymous boards like 4chan. He gained notoriety as a shitposter and made many cringe posts and even posted his dick at at least one point.
Honestly none of what he said is that bad considering his maturity level at the time but it clearly bothers him greatly, so his past being brought up is most likely why Jin faced his ire.
Ultimately Jet is just too thin-skinned.

 

[Edward "Caesar" Sallow]

Still going through the thread, and I figured out the tripfag issue, but does someone have a clip of the crashout? I don't remember seeing it in the recap (for obvious reasons) and would like to see it. I can't wait to post another nevermind followed by another question that will be answered by reading a few more pages.

Edit: it was literally the next page over, and it was in the recap. I started this season and knew nothing about the Wiggers, but if it really is Sam knows nothing until he shows up, he needs to cut the fat. Jet is killing the project a week in, and I don't know who they are going to replace Jin with (still reading the thread so who knows once I get to today's posts) but I don't see anymore Fishtank if this season continues they way. Sam better get Jin back on and tell him to not instigate with production and tell Jet to stop being a faggot. I just want to see a show where a bunch of retards get fucked with not behind the scenes drama ruin a piece of art.

 

[Chuck Shiesty]

Honestly none of what he said is that bad considering his maturity level at the time but it clearly bothers him greatly, so his past being brought up is most likely why Jin faced his ire.

The reason he flips out about it is because a lot of old /r9k/ posters have tried to tie him and his dad to the death of Ciara, who was a 15 year old on /r9k/ infamous for getting groomed and ultimately overdosing.
A lot of people who push the allegation are Milady/RemiCorp fags who have been blatantly trying to run gay ops on Fishtank and the wider MDE sphere to try and win influence towards their own projects (ADL being one of their attempts), so it's questionable how real any of the allegations are aside from Jet and Ciara knowing each other.

 

[bookers]

i guess this is why theyre telling them to smoke under the bed

 

[Hoi Polloi]

To briefly sperg:
/r9k/ is a board on 4chan that uses Randall Munroe's (of XKCD fame) Robot 9000 script which is a thing that makes it so no two exact posts can be made. Moot (4chan founder) made /r9k/ as an experiment to see if it could be used to generate fun, unique, and non-copy pasted posts as this was around the time greentext stories were becoming popular. /r9k/ started out as a pretty fun board to be honest but the stories being told gradually began to skew towards love problems and general >tfw no gf spergery which fermented into increasingly unhinged incel ramblings which is why nobody likes the board today.
In his late teens/early 20s Jet was an /r9k/ tripfag, a poster who uses a unique 'tripcode' ID to maintain an identity between threads, which is a big no-no on anonymous boards like 4chan. He gained notoriety as a shitposter and made many cringe posts and even posted his dick at at least one point.
Honestly none of what he said is that bad considering his maturity level at the time but it clearly bothers him greatly, so his past being brought up is most likely why Jin faced his ire.
Ultimately Jet is just too thin-skinned.

His father (Jonny-i-think Neptune) who is probably one of the greatest /r9k/ shitposters of all time also frequented the board either in some strange effort to connect with his estranged son, or just coincidentally posted there too. It's a whole weird thing.

The reason he flips out about it is because a lot of old /r9k/ posters have tried to tie him and his dad to the death of Ciara, who was a 15 year old on /r9k/ infamous for getting groomed and ultimately overdosing.
A lot of people who push the allegation are Milady/RemiCorp fags who have been blatantly trying to run gay ops on Fishtank and the wider MDE sphere to try and win influence towards their own projects (ADL being one of their attempts), so it's questionable how real any of the allegations are aside from Jet and Ciara knowing each other.

@dcss

 

[bookers]

THE JOKE ONLY WORKS WITH BEN BECAUSE BENGAY GOD DAMMIT JET I HATE YOU
or i guess oliver gay worked too

 

[BinaricHate]

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i guess this is why theyre telling them to smoke under the bed

ayo chat fuzz (fish + huzz) got the fyatt ( fish + gyatt)????

The reason he flips out about it is because a lot of old /r9k/ posters have tried to tie him and his dad to the death of Ciara, who was a 15 year old on /r9k/ infamous for getting groomed and ultimately overdosing.
A lot of people who push the allegation are Milady/RemiCorp fags who have been blatantly trying to run gay ops on Fishtank and the wider MDE sphere to try and win influence towards their own projects (ADL being one of their attempts), so it's questionable how real any of the allegations are aside from Jet and Ciara knowing each other.

First Sam and now this? How is it that both of these fags are nebulously related to abused teenage girls?

 

[S.C.U.D.]

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THE JOKE ONLY WORKS WITH BEN BECAUSE BENGAY GOD DAMMIT JET I HATE YOU

Another incredible Jet TTS. Put it on the wall.

 

[Chuck Shiesty]

First Sam and now this? How is it that both of these fags are nebulously related to abused teenage girls?

This reaction pretty much sums up why Jet kicked Jin, I'm always pretty shocked Jet's r9k history isn't publicly known considering how extensively covered Worldcorp got by horrorslop youtubers. MoneyGoblin, the guy who plays Chip every season, was the main guy behind the project and him and Jet have known each other for years from r9k.

 

[Polychromos]

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http://open.spotify.com/episode/7li8H9yHIpwiGFcnDtZu65
at around 9:15 Rachel mentions she thought she might be trans at around the age of 17. "I was so mentally drained and had been through so much trauma and have just been sexually assaulted so many times". also mentions having had a therapist.

I don't think every person who talks too much about their sexual abuse is lying, but she is just way to casual about it. Also mixing sexual assault and rape is a real red flag. The former can be so many different things...

for posterity I guess:

Spoiler: icky puker

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Her working her throat this hard, with this little to show for it, kind of makes me think she messed up her gag reflex. Now the obvious joke would be dick, but I'm guessing past bullimea.

She doesn't come of as person who actively engages with an eating disorder, so thought it was kind of funny.

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Rachel kind of makes me understand why people said Haley was a good contestants. I think Rachels existence on the tank is pretty funny, but I also understand why people find her to be unbearable. I could not see that with Haley.

I also don't think the problem is fish not taking part in challenges this was a very valid point in season 2 because the final fish were all lethargic. I don't mind fish not playing the game, if they're otherwise entertaining. Since Rachel is mostly in her room, I can just ignore her and just watch the funny bits with her.

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Even if you're bald, your back hair should never be longer than your head hair.

To briefly sperg:
/r9k/ is a board on 4chan that uses Randall Munroe's (of XKCD fame) Robot 9000 script which is a thing that makes it so no two exact posts can be made. Moot (4chan founder) made /r9k/ as an experiment to see if it could be used to generate fun, unique, and non-copy pasted posts as this was around the time greentext stories were becoming popular. /r9k/ started out as a pretty fun board to be honest but the stories being told gradually began to skew towards love problems and general >tfw no gf spergery which fermented into increasingly unhinged incel ramblings which is why nobody likes the board today.
In his late teens/early 20s Jet was an /r9k/ tripfag, a poster who uses a unique 'tripcode' ID to maintain an identity between threads, which is a big no-no on anonymous boards like 4chan. He gained notoriety as a shitposter and made many cringe posts and even posted his dick at at least one point.
Honestly none of what he said is that bad considering his maturity level at the time but it clearly bothers him greatly, so his past being brought up is most likely why Jin faced his ire.
Ultimately Jet is just too thin-skinned.

It's retarded he gets this upset about it, but imagine being young and your deadbeat dad posting on the same cringe image board as you and continually embarrassing you.
Again, I'm not excusing him being that much of a bitch about it, but I do have some kind of sympathy for him.

Still going through the thread, and I figured out the tripfag issue, but does someone have a clip of the crashout? I don't remember seeing it in the recap (for obvious reasons) and would like to see it. I can't wait to post another nevermind followed by another question that will be answered by reading a few more pages.

Edit: it was literally the next page over, and it was in the recap. I started this season and knew nothing about the Wiggers, but if it really is Sam knows nothing until he shows up, he needs to cut the fat. Jet is killing the project a week in, and I don't know who they are going to replace Jin with (still reading the thread so who knows once I get to today's posts) but I don't see anymore Fishtank if this season continues they way. Sam better get Jin back on and tell him to not instigate with production and tell Jet to stop being a faggot. I just want to see a show where a bunch of retards get fucked with not behind the scenes drama ruin a piece of art.

Fishtank was Jets idea and is his project. Sam just shows up and does random things. Sam has also done enough stupid things on fishtank when he was grumpy for whatever reason (sometimes justified). I don't want to downplay his role, but as much as I like to shit on production sometimes, they should also get credit where it's due.

 

[yoursavior]

I see Brian 2.0 got added when I was at work
Fantastic job guys, good work