Oh, for sure. I think I accidentally skipped over the part where he did a lot of drugs and the swastika came to him in a dream.
OP's "slim but not too small peachy lips" is definitely something you'd notice about a divine visitation.
The OP is describing Tom Hiddleston, which is beyond lame. LOL at Staph saying Lolki appears to her in a onesie and cape.
Living relatives in Sweden. Does she have any contact with these people, even on social media? Do they know about her cringeworthy ancestral "pride" in the way only an American can have? The keyword here is adopted, and it's not like her adoptive parents had her DNA tested when they first brought her home so they could research what it means to raise their kid as authentically Swedish as possible. So it's one big LARP no matter what.She had a reply on her flag post on Reddit:
Still with the wanting to live innawoods. Let's see how she fares without her online echo chambers and designer snacks. If we didn't know she has zero survival skills and relies on her parents for everything still, one might think it'd do her some good. And there's the whole "If a tree falls in the woods and nobody hears it, does it make a sound?" but with gender identity - if she really did stop LARPing online about being some rugged woodsman and actually get out there into the wilderness, would she still be a they/he, druid bxy? There are a million and one ways she could get herself hurt or killed but I think most of all she'd be upset without anyone to validate her OR tell her she looks nothing like the gender she's claiming to be because she lives off attention, positive or otherwise. Also doubt she's actually read that book because it isn't Loki erotica or paganism for dummies.Speaking of Staph and her use of a swastika... Another comment on her Reddit post about the flag she created.
She and her IRL "queer group" could chip in on a couple of yurts not too far out of town.
Imaginary people aren’t able to chip in sadly.
For real. I feel like this month would be packed with paint nights on the lawn, camping and cookouts, picnics and/or lake days with the groups, but they don't seem to be about any of that communally fun shit.
Anyone remotely in the same social and functional circle as Staph isn't physically or mentally up to any of that kind of shit. It requires a level of organisation, independence and resilience that Staph or someone like her just doesn't have. Staph can't even sit up past midnight, or spend more than an hour or two in the park at a pathetic attempt at a vision quest or some bullshit. When you're friends with someone who is impaired in some form or another, you quickly learn that there are experiences and events that you just can't share. Can you imagine the absolute chaos of Staph near a garden variety camp fire?
Yes. Her cloak would catch fire because it's cheap material. She'd be fine but that's such a Loki prank to pull what a wild guy.
Imagine trying to get your adult sized hands and tools into the tiny borthole mouth. Unless she goes to some kind of ant dentist. Where you can pay with a cough sweet and spilt cola.
This is a very good point. Stephanie's spending all this time cursing various public figures and to date no Republican elected official has been dragged off into a Hell portal by gremlins on live TV. Instead, Stephanie pees herself, her neck hurts, her cat dies, she wakes up multiple times a night (this is HUGE for folk magic "are you cursed" checklists), her GI tract is awful, she lost her uterus and her teeth are rotting.
When I was looking for "gotcha" yurt rentals near her, I was reminded again of how many campgrounds are well within her reach. Plenty of nice-looking campgrounds where much more Nature-y looking Nature is within shambling distance of a tent site (flat, no ants, fire pit) which itself is served by conveniently-placed showers and flush toilets.
I maintain, as a Christian, that she's been communing with demons this entire time and this is the result of inviting demons into your life. This is literally what being without God is like, just constant suffering and having no true good in your life. Stephanie may as well already be in hell.
I feel like now is the time to curse you all with the knowledge that (back in the day,at least) Tumblr had an active JesusxJudas shipping community. You're so welcome.
Your last paragraph here basically summarizes my response. While I think she should surrender herself to God, she doesn't seem to be capable of that. She'd have to have some kind of ego death at the very least, and there's no guarantee she'd come out any better than she currently is.
...Well, there's historical precedent for that?
Let’s be honest, she’s going to continue to not brush her teeth or do anything to maintain her oral hygiene while sucking down “healthy” sodies, so there’s every chance her teeth will end up rotting out of her head anyway.
Depends on your age, your upbringing, where you grew up. Many people of my parents' age or older had a lot of dental problems, due to no fluoride in their drinking water, general poverty, bad or limited food etc. And there's also a genetic component, some people are blessed with strong bones and teeth, others aren't. Oral hygiene is incredibly important, as well as laying off the sugar, but if your body was unable to lay down good bone in your childhood, you're pretty much fucked for life.Eta- the average person usually has between one and none root canals, right?
