💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[uhoh spaghettios]

Anyone willing to pass the hat around for a PIC OF NICK DOING COMMUNITY SERVICE REWARD?!

I’ll gladly contribute 50$ for a pic of a SEETHING Nick picking up trash along the highway.

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I could see Jesse showing up to lend Nick some moral support.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

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"I must not fear, fear is the mind-killer..."

 

[DemsBNutz]

You forgot the Ceiling Cats.

And the church, steel toe, april's step dad, EVS, where does the umbrella guy stand I forget..

 

[Soapmore]

Someone dropped a new parody song about Rekieta's folly and @Null's efforts for the bodycam video. It's catchy.

 

[1NpuLs]

now that Hardin has asked for another judge in his case, it would be so funny if it got assaigned to judge Fischer

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Can't even cocaine 1k viewers. Can't even molly 1k viewers. Can't even ketamine 1k viewers. Can't even galaxy gas 1k viewers.


Yes, it is. Unless he got a new grey one. Before this he had switched to a black one.
Up til June 12 he was still using the black one:
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Starting June 13, he is using grey:
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Ha, I don't know what Nick means by recently, but within the past few weeks Flash was going off on Nick so it will be funny if he does a 180° on that.

Maybe he just cleaned it finally and it was always grey under the black dirt.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Which could be a very good thing. Nick desperately wants to air all his gay poly relationship nonsense in a courtroom in a trial. He wants his wife to give humiliating public testimony about herself and Aaron which would all be undisputed public material. And in the context of a public trial, Aaron isn't really bound in terms of what he can say about anyone. By reports, Nick gave a giant statement in the criminal trial. In a civil trial where he is completely legally unrestrained, he would probably be even worse.

Its not so good for Aaron (sorry Aaron), but in terms of entertainment value, it might offer up alot.

It's worth noting that Aaron is fucking screwed here if Nick is able to convince Kayla to go ahead with the case. Aaron already admitted all of the elements of the cause of action Nick appears to be talking about by pleading guilty in his criminal case. Ironically, he would have been much better off negotiating a no contest plea like Ralph did in his similar situation.

This is what he pleaded guilty to:


This is the statute Nick is talking about Kayla using to sue Aaron (604.31):


Also, don't expect to be able to read all the filings associated with this case if it happens.

 

[Sneed Force One]

It's worth noting that Aaron is fucking screwed here if Nick is able to convince Kayla to go ahead with the case. Aaron already admitted all of the elements of the cause of action Nick appears to be talking about by pleading guilty in his criminal case.

This is what he pleaded guilty to:
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This is the statute Nick is talking about Kayla using to sue Aaron (604.31):
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Also, don't expect to be able to read all the filings associated with this case if it happens.
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An amusing possible result is that if Aaron makes a reasonable settlement offer and Nick demands blood, if the judge awards less than the offered settlement, "Kayla"/Nick has to pay for all fees.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

It's worth noting that Aaron is fucking screwed here if Nick is able to convince Kayla to go ahead with the case. Aaron already admitted all of the elements of the cause of action Nick appears to be talking about by pleading guilty in his criminal case. Ironically, he would have been much better off negotiating a no contest plea like Ralph did in his similar situation.

This is what he pleaded guilty to:
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This is the statute Nick is talking about Kayla using to sue Aaron (604.31):
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Also, don't expect to be able to read all the filings associated with this case if it happens.
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Wouldn't they still need to argue the specifics of how much damage and the penalty should be?

Aaron would likely argue that while he showed one person the image he wasn't supposed to, Kayla did plenty of showing the world her tits on her own. That's a lot of embarrassment just to get whatever the minimum amount the win nets.

 

[Tiger Jack]

View attachment 751859617th of June 2025
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Now that the Karen Read's fate is now in the hands of the jury, this would usually spell the crescendo of Nick's old trial streams. Has he managed to capture any of that former magic? Again, no.
Peak Concurrent Viewers down a whopping 37.55% compared to Tuesday last week (10th of June).
Average Concurrent Viewers down a whopping 30.22% compared to Tuesday last week (10th of June).

SPECIAL EVENT: This marks Nick’s first Tuesday in the past month with both peak and average viewership falling below 1,000
On May 20th, Nick had 1,798 peak viewers and an average of 1,294.
As of today, those numbers have HALVED, with peak viewership down by -50.38% to 892 and average viewership down by -38.09% to 801.
The worst results for Tuesdays so far!

If he keeps putting the work in he'll be pulling Ralphamale numbers in no time. Keep at it, Nick, I believe in ya!

 

[AnOminous]

now that Hardin has asked for another judge in his case, it would be so funny if it got assaigned to judge Fischer

If it did, that would be an act of crackbrained stupidity that would make Candy Yoshi look stupid beyond belief.

To transplant my post from the suit thread:

It will probably be assigned to the only judge untainted by personal connection to any of this bullshit: Assistant Chief Judge Rodney C. Hanson.

If we're looking for good signs, though, it might be kicked up to the actual Chief Judge for the entire Eighth Judicial District: Stephanie L. Beckman of Meeker County. That would indicate a certain level of seriousness I am not currently sensing.

If it actually is Fischer it will seriously undermine any belief I have that they are Balldo guarding because that would be hilarious.

 

[Soapmore]

Wouldn't they still need to argue the specifics of how much damage and the penalty should be?

Aaron would likely argue that while he showed one person the image he wasn't supposed to, Kayla did plenty of showing the world her tits on her own. That's a lot of embarrassment just to get whatever the minimum amount the win nets.

Nick is absolutely willing to embarrass Kayla further. He humiliates her in public almost daily, every single time he talks about April and the whole stupid situation.

Where I agree is that Nick is blind to the embarrassing blowback it will bring on himself. But vengeful wetbrain's gonna wetbrain.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

You guys watch that show Invincible? There's a dude on that show named "Powerplex" who has lightning powers, and he gets pissed at the hero because he couldn't save his sister and niece. So he used his wife and daughter as bait to draw him out to a fight, and then started throwing electricity everywhere. So obviously dude killed his fucking family. Then he started blubbering "WAAAAH NO YOU KILLED MY FAMILY INVINCIBLE I HATE YOU!!!"

Nick is that guy. He's the exact kind of fucking retard who'd endanger his wife and child by using them as human shields in a superhero fight, kill them horrifically, all of it is his fault, and he'd still have the fucking nerve to cry and pout about how unfair life is for him and how it's someone else's fault. Nick is the retard who kills his own family and then screams at you like you're the one who did it.

 

[Soapmore]

And the church, steel toe, april's step dad, EVS, where does the umbrella guy stand I forget..

Judging by his behavior in Nick's youtube chat, That Umbrella Guy is currently so far up Nick's ass he can taste Nick's breakfast.

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

It's likely a reference to the money Null raised to pay for the release of the bodycam footage or what was being offered to April for the release - think the number was around 6k for either of those (I'd need to go back and check). It very much seems like a petty "you lost the dare Null, you owe me" kinda jab. Keeping with Nicks propensity for vague faggotry & brainrot, he could very well feel entitled to that money for the trouble he perceives it as having caused him.

I wonder if Nick is implying that if Null pays him the 6K, he'll release the bodycam footage to him. Nah, that'd be crazy, right?

 

[Soapmore]

I wonder if Nick is implying that if Null pays him the 6K, he'll release the bodycam footage to him. Nah, that'd be crazy, right?

Nick's one condition to release the bodycam video is that he gets to put on his little Sailor Goon outfit to suck Null's dick but Null is way too straight for that to ever happen, hence lawfare.

 

[unironicjudiaism]

Aaron needs a 2nd interview with the kino casino, there's so much more he hasn't told us

Those 2 idiots did the interview then turned around and shit on his head. They were too retarded to play the long game with Aaron. They could have slow milked the cow and drained the teets but the two mental midgets blew their collective load early like they did in Vegas with tranny basketball American hookers and pedophile pay pigs.

 

[Windy Moors]

Someone dropped a new parody song about Rekieta's folly and @Null's efforts for the bodycam video. It's catchy.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fPks22c002Q

Local copy of Balldo - a song about Nick Rekieta by Songs in the Key of CWC:

Youtube / Preservetube

 

[arc minsk]

Those 2 idiots did the interview then turned around and shit on his head. They were too retarded to play the long game with Aaron. They could have slow milked the cow and drained the teets but the two mental midgets blew their collective load early like they did in Vegas with tranny basketball American hookers and pedophile pay pigs.

aaron has almost nothing to talk about. nick is right about him, but in the wrong ways. he's just obsessed with hitting the goal for the day, so much so, that he left his retard, forest-scavenging wife around the lawyer predator to be prayed upon so he could beg future CITIZEN Ms to donate 10 bucks a day.

he did ecstasy twice, he saw nick's dirty million dollar house, he saw nick be a faggot nerd dork geek dweeb 138 lb sperg, etc, etc. they could get aaron on tomorrow, he would have nothing left to tell you.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

You guys watch that show Invincible? There's a dude on that show named "Powerplex" who has lightning powers, and he gets pissed at the hero because he couldn't save his sister and niece. So he used his wife and daughter as bait to draw him out to a fight, and then started throwing electricity everywhere. So obviously dude killed his fucking family. Then he started blubbering "WAAAAH NO YOU KILLED MY FAMILY INVINCIBLE I HATE YOU!!!"

Nick is that guy. He's the exact kind of fucking retard who'd endanger his wife and child by using them as human shields in a superhero fight, kill them horrifically, all of it is his fault, and he'd still have the fucking nerve to cry and pout about how unfair life is for him and how it's someone else's fault. Nick is the retard who kills his own family and then screams at you like you're the one who did it.

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