lolcow always, but he can definitely escape the demon if he really wants to, even if it fucks him up. I'd rather be homeless myself than having a demonic entity on my side controlling my whole life
I think she meant shin splints, because she's stupid, and probably thought about how some broken bones need to be set in a splint. Ergo, having shin splints means they're totally broke.
He's not leaving her.
Why is the crust all mangled? The dish looks dirty and gross too.
there's no redemption if he leaves her, which i doubt he would, he's not being manipulated by some succubus, he chose to want this type of life
If he was to break up, Anisa would immediately run to her Breadtube and OnlyFans whore friends and go "uhhmm actually, I left him, because he RAPED me".
Leave it to Anisa to make Banquet frozen TV dinner pies look more appetizing than whatever this abomination is.
“She came back” as if she wasn’t already staying with Maureen
That's odd Anisa, because it seems like you were able to travel around America on many occasions to see your "girlfriends" and just have fun, yet you couldn't take the time to see your own family more often? You also don't work, at all. Even when you were still involved with Creator Clash you didn't have to do jackshit. So what exactly stopped you from visiting your loved ones?
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Anisa will just claim she's black Irish
(note: I know that phrase specifically refers to Irish descendants of Spanish Armada survivors with darker hair or whatever, that's the joke...) Wait, is that dog her Muslim parents' pet dog?
No lattice so it's probably soggy as fuck, uneven and thick top crust because you didn't roll it out enough, poor edge crimping so you have shit running down the sides, looks crumbly and not flaky because you overworked the dough. Bitch what the fuck, this is not a flex. Stop trying to act like you know what you're doing all the time, your life would be 100% easier.
Captain Disillusion, but he makes up for being chairless with amazing special effects.
A youtuber cook-off would probably be successful, cheap too.
That reminds me; did they ruin Rimmer in the last couple of revival seasons of Red Dwarf? The show always had a weird love/hate relationship with the character as he was supposed to be an unlikable power tripping pathetic white guy. But the show gave him a redemption arc culminating in him leaving the show, before throwing that away and having him out of the blue show back up as a hologram in one of the first attempts at a revival.
There's no way he'll be the one who starts the divorce. Anisa has raped his mind with therapy and drugs and removed any semblance of confidence he ever had, raped his career by having him 180 on his fans and make content that none of his subscribers asked for, and she's raping his social life by making him fight with his friends and getting them to be as distant as possible.
She's one of those "Ew, children. I can't imagine being pregnant, babies are parasites" people. She'll only ever have a child if there's money to be gained from it or if her next victim demands kids.
She should start up a book club to chat with all the girlies about all the cool new books she's been reading for minutes at a time.
