Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[GhoulTori]

Someone needs to let Chanel know Muslims can wear wigs in the place of hijabs if the hair loss is due to a medical condition…. Just like you can smoke weed if it’s medicinal.

ETA: sorry moderates, no excuses, but I have had many Jager shots tonight. I know better and will do better.
VivaLaGunt

 

[Windy Moors]

As a feature tourist, I always sort of heard about Chantal but never really paid much attention to her, and only now did I find out that Chantal and Amberlynn Reid are two different people lol.

I think this image is a useful shorthand representation of who Chantal ultimately is:

The left side is the true Chantal and the right side is how she desires to be seen.

Image credit to @Tiresome

Jesus she already had a whole vtuber arc?

This was the static cartoon avatar she used:

 

[Gumming3082]

He's really getting diminishing returns from her now.

I have never understood what Salah actually gets from Chantal that would make being in her presence (physically and being associated with her online and being humiliated by this) worth it.

There's no way her YouTube+other income is higher than 30000--40000 CAD / year with her yt numbers. How much of that does he get? Maybe 10000 CAD / yr? He'd literally make more as a full-time barista at Starbeez in Kuwait, and his life would be a helluva lot more enjoyable.

The miniscule chance of Chantal getting him to Canada also doesn't make any sense to me (and doesn't even seem worth it) even if that's what he's banking on. Not only is it very unlikely to happen but there's no chance his life is going to be any better there with his situation.

I get he didn't really understand Chantal and this universe ahead of time but goddamn he must really be a glutton for punishment to be involved with her in any way at this point.

 

[The Queen of Autists]

It's so bizarre to think that this multi-years long arc came to an end because of a street kitten.

Don’t Fuck With Cats wins again!

 

[Justanotherguy]

How will Salad ever be able to sleep soundly without this beaut by his side
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But seriously, this bitch is looking ROUGH. Like she'll keel over any minute.

She's been rougher.

 

[Thankgodimnot]

Rage pinky up, (welcome back cutie), and neck on stilts
Cheeks huger than ever, left eye protruding out 2" more than the right.... sausage trotters near her neck the way she does when she is feeling herself and wanting all to see she's MARRIED!
ahhh.,,back to baseline.

AND!!! A glimpse back to Thailand trotters. It's WILD how much they look like actual pig trotters.





ETA imagine being the mother of this swine pig and she comes hurpling *"home", (surprise!! I'm here! Feed me!!), a 420 lb blob of scuba suit and sweat, says she's kicked out of a country, and she's starving. ....then FALLS & breaks your ACTUAL STAIRS, while waddling down to get a snack cuz "I was HUNGRY!"

*the "home" she's said she hates and will never return to by choice

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

So I’m not an avid Chantel enjoyer, but I do have some incite into why she’s a fucking retarded Lolcow for fleeing Kuwait.

Power level warning; have experience being an expat in a similar country.

So in any country, if you flee authorities, you essential will get a “default judgement” and in Chantel’s case, the injured party (cat charity) are allowed to say any shit they want to make any default judgement 100x worse. They could say that they had to give that kitten rare Swiss medicine at 500,000 francs a day for 6 days. Or that the kitten had signs of abuse.
I’m not sure about Kuwait but I know most countries will also just bar you from the country for like 10 years if you get the worse outcome for a crime.

She also left a resident there. The authorities will hound Salal about her for months, maybe years. They will accuse him of harboring a fugitive, do random checks on him in the middle of the night thinking Chantel may still be with him.
She really fucked Salal. And for what?

I know people were salivating at the idea that Chantel would be sent to an actual isis gulag for 20 years and forced to eat nothing but salad and build football stadiums with her bear hands…

But knowing similar countries, she would have gotten a slap on the wrist. Would have to sign a piece of paper with her fingerprint on it saying “I’m sorry for not knowing Kuwaiti culture and swear to never be such a fucking retard again” and if they really wanted to, make her pay a small donation the cat charity.
Even in middle eastern dictatorships, they normally wont omega legal rape someone for being a dumb tourist. Especially someone who is married to a resident and is just pathetic.

 

[Random Internet Person]

It's only been two weeks and she comes back looking rougher than ever. Yikes. Giving Aunt Phil a run for her money.

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Tell us more about your "face card" and "pretty privilege."

It’s looking like grandma’s old photos got back from being colorized.

I have never understood what Salah actually gets from Chantal that would make being in her presence (physically and being associated with her online and being humiliated by this) worth it.

There's no way her YouTube+other income is higher than 30000--40000 CAD with her yt numbers. How much of that does he get? Maybe 10000 CAD? He'd literally make more as a full-time barista at Starbeez in Kuwait, and his life would be a helluva lot more enjoyable.

The miniscule chance of Chantal getting him to Canada also doesn't make any sense to me (and doesn't even seem worth it) even if that's what he's banking on. Not only is it very unlikely to happen but there's no chance his life is going to be any better there with his situation.

I get he didn't really understand Chantal and this universe ahead of time but goddamn he must really be a glutton for punishment to be involved with her in any way at this point.

Well let’s see:
New car
New place that’s bigger than a shoebox
He can be a YouTube star instead of looking for a real job (seriously, there were some videos where he was mugging for the camera and really feeling himself, trying way too hard to come across as cool.)
I think a new gaming laptop?

And even then he tried to find a new westerner the first chance he got. And we found out he only matched with Chantal because she was the only one who’d take him despite having no charm or game whatsoever.

 

[Bloodburn]

Out of the fartbox and into the creamy canadian closet.

A true cockroach. She is now in an optimal position. She just needs a gopher to get fast food for her.

 

[A borscht-on]

Same fat retarded selfish gluttonous oblivious spoiled boring smug bitch, same fat retarded selfish gluttonous oblivious spoiled boring smug channel. As the kids say, LITERALLY.

Enjoy. She's a 41-year old mental case who abandoned two abused cats, then abandoned another neglected cat because of another potentially-neglected cat.

Ha. Ha, ha. What a win for the fat retarded fuck. This psychopathic cunt is going to outlive the next Ice Age. No top hat options for me to post, but give me your all.

 

[xxorita1]

She really fucked Salal. And for what?

I don't feel bad for him. It's what he deserves for being lazy and not getting a damn job. Chantal gave him $9k when she first got there!! If he was smart he would have took that and disappeared, instead, he got comfortable like the bum he is. They say when you get greedy, you get caught!

 

[HackerX]

Has she ripped any rancid farts during the stream? She's been streaming for around 7 hours so it feels like that's due any minute now. Chantal needs to make up for lost time.

 

[FvckTurnip]

I have never understood what Salah actually gets from Chantal that would make being in her presence (physically and being associated with her online and being humiliated by this) worth it.

This is the question I want answered the most. Why? Was it worth it? Because look, I’m not claiming to be a halalologist, but if I came from a culture that valued personal and familial honour, I would probably just kill myself if I was even mistakenly associated with The Gunt. I mean, to put it frankly, Chantal is fat, and I would not have sex with her. There is no amount of relatively affordable gadgets I would trade for my pride.

I just wanna hear the words from Salah’s frog mouth. I want to hear him sit there and try to justify it, genuinely. But I know, that would be optimistic wish if it were a year or two ago. Now, that shit ain’t ever gonna happen.

It’s looking like grandma’s old photos got back from being colorized.

Well let’s see:
New car
New place that’s bigger than a shoebox
He can be a YouTube star instead of looking for a real job (seriously, there were some videos where he was mugging for the camera and really feeling himself, trying way too hard to come across as cool.)
I think a new gaming laptop?

And even then he tried to find a new westerner the first chance he got. And we found out he only matched with Chantal because she was the only one who’d take him despite having no charm or game whatsoever.

It’s got to be more than that. The only other theory, that I’m sure has been already brought forth by someone in this mountainous thread, is that Salah is unemployed because he’s literally just too fucking retarded to work. Like, medically retarded. It would genuinely explain why his lack of self awareness leads him to allow himself to be completely humiliated by his pet Flubber he calls a ‘wife’- for a fucking laptop so he can stream his faggy mobile games.

Idk. Hey siri, what do middle eastern people with Down syndrome look like?

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

She just needs a gopher to get fast food for her.

Peetz will wander back in soon enough.

 

[cuttysnark]

 

[Tiresome]

I don't think she was ever as obsessed/enamored with Shitlah as she was the camel, so I don't think we'll get a reprise of the truly epic drunk rejection rage beeze, but we're sailing into new waters with a sicker, poorer, thwarted and desperate Gunt back in the western world where things cost money and trolls are behind every fart cloud. Raising a glass to your terrible, terrible future, Chantal.

 

[Maverick Vile]

So the Kuwait arc was really that fucking boring, huh? I'll admit, I'm a filthy featured migrant on Chantal. Loved Null's updates on his little crush, but he did like two updates during the Kuwait arc and they were both so boring that I couldn't bring myself to pay attention to her thread, but from all the excitement it seems like I made the right call.

She just said she won't talk about that organization..

NOW SHES TALKING ABOUT HOW SHE LEFT BECAUSE OF THEM AND THEY'RE FULL OF SHITE!

The Gunt brain can barely process neuronal inputs misfiring between the cope, seethe, hunger, and medicated parts of her brain.

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Well, when the body runs out of room on the face to store fat it stores it in the skull, and if you're just smooshing all that fat in your head like it's an episode of Hoarders, how are the neurons in the brain gonna connect? Chantal's synapses are probably arcing like an outlet in Section 8 housing.

 

[ButterMyMuffin]

Salah is unemployed because he’s literally just too fucking retarded to work. Like, medically retarded.

This. I have been saying this from day one.

I am surprised he can even drive a car.

Even Chantal knew it and was embarrassed. No wonder she is so happy to be free of him and has a convenient to be rid of him now.

 

[It's All So Tiresome]

That's some good shit! Must have been what Mohammed was smoking.

I foresee hundreds of hours of Chins agreeing with some random Beezer in chat in our future. Also two routes I think we are coming up on, we see a Life by Chins arc or we see a continuation of a ChinnyForIslam but with drugs now (and legal begging!).

 

[Toothpaste Chocolates]

No fucking way. She actually got scared enough by PAWS to run back to Canada. If the authorities will be waiting to arrest her at the Kuwaiti airport, then I don't think she'll ever go back. Is this finally the end of the sham marriage???