Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

Mandy Stroyer said:
And wow Ellen. I never considered that. Surely a sexually perverse man would never enter a private area strictly meant for true and honest women and decide not to drop trou on account of the women not immediately presenting their bare ass to him. So following that logic, being naked is an invitation for sexual assault, right? Glad you cleared that up for us.
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Society is built upon the idea of decorum, that even if you can't legally make something into a defended space, there should be some ethical and moral boundaries. Otherwise, what exactly is there to stop us from defecating on the grass like dogs?

The problem with the trans movement as it currently exists is that it decided there is no such a thing as a boundary. No line it won't cross in the name of, "you had better accept me doing exactly anything I want, no matter how disgusting, immoral or even just impolite or I will bring the full power of either the mob or the law down on you".

People ask what the big deal is exactly obsessing over trans women in bathrooms. It's a boundary thing. Trans women claim the right to boundaries away from men for fear of vulnerability from them, but women are not allowed to claim the same boundary, and trans women will tell them with a straight face they aren't entitled to it.

If you march into a women's space and tell women they're not allowed to have a problem with it, it does inspire a bit of fear, no? But I've long said that being trans exists primarily upon being able to hold all your delusions together.

Frankly, I never want to hear the idea that bathrooms-as-boundary should be mocked ever again. If you really believe in women's rights, you also believe in women's boundaries, and these assholes proved that if they're going to be sensitive about anytime they're being clocked as not-women, then perhaps under no circumstance, even bathrooms, should we regard them as women and let them sort out their issues for themselves.
 
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Lurkey Turkey said:
I'm not obligated to care about your morals. Fuck off.

AND, this whole explicit "good guys vs bad guys" thing. People don't wake up and decide to be evil. They do things for reasons. You know how you feel you're right, and it's obvious? Half the people feel the same, but for the opposite things. Yours gets to be factually valid, because...? It's a kindergarten level of understanding the world.
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Quick note: This is Turkey Tom's lurker account. He either forgot the @NotATurkey password, or wanted to be slick. Yet, him being in this thread means he'll poorly rip out the information from here and act like he's virtue signaling. Ellen video incoming.

Take your time to call him a faggot.
 
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I think Ellen's poorly researched. Her Catholic school probably explicitly banned boys in the girl areas, or had all girl students. She didn't understand that and thought it was stupid. As she got older, she rejected the Catholic idea of purity and decided to do porn. Ellen heard it was empowering and didn't question it. That's all the thinking she's done about feminism.
 
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EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters said:
Does Ellen hatewatch Fox News or something? Her obsession with American politics continues to confuse me.
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American politics: Massive protests, political assassinations, love arcs between the most powerful men in the world, congresswomen actively calling trannies what they are, big trade wars, the list could honestly go on for hours.

Canadian politics: Our faggot PM resigned because he got scared of the AMERICAN president so we had to elect a new faggot PM whose platform is all about relations to AMERICA and how much he disapproves of the AMERICAN president, all the while the jeet flood doesn't slow down for a second. Would you like government funded suicide?

I don't blame her for being addicted to the superior political circus, not even Canadians care about Canada
 
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SITHRAK! said:
Honestly, Canada can get fucked for cancelling ‘Shoresy’ after only one season. That alone is reason enough to despise the entire country.
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Shoresy has 4 seasons and a fifth coming up, dude. I haven't watched it since I got sick of everything Canadian, including my ex-wife. But it's most definitely not cancelled. And I think Letterkenny only ended because the writers chose to end it.
 
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California King said:
Shoresy has 4 seasons and a fifth coming up, dude. I haven't watched it since I got sick of everything Canadian, including my ex-wife. But it's most definitely not cancelled. And I think Letterkenny only ended because the writers chose to end it.
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What the shit, Netflix?
I may need to stop VPN’ing in from obscure countries. Thanks for the tip.

EDIT: found S2+ on another streaming service, gonna binge.
May you have the warm and soft hands of a gentle and amenable stranger to cradle your balls as you sleep.
 
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Not A Bunny said:
People ask what the big deal is exactly obsessing over trans women in bathrooms. It's a boundary thing. Trans women claim the right to boundaries away from men for fear of vulnerability from them, but women are not allowed to claim the same boundary, and trans women will tell them with a straight face they aren't entitled to it.
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can't convey emotions over text great so prefacing with good post etc, but this never even has to get overly complicated.

it just boils down to progressives (not specifically just one political side) being forces that refuse to stop. and i mean that in no way as a badass slogan i mean as a spoiled retard child, the kind where their parent would drag them to a baseball game "what, you not going to let him play?" "DURRRR" "see he's excited" "what you're not going to let him get a chance to score?" "DUR" "oh i see, can't let a young boys dream come true at hitting the winning ball?" "DUUUUUR" "you know damn well hes the best player on your team, you let him go to tri state play offs or i will fucking end you" "DUH DUR"

the gay marriage movement can't totally be attributed to a slope because trans are tumors that just coopt everything, (not that most gays don't do a wonderful job of that themselves) but there's not "acceptable" or "good enough" or "pleased" there's "fucking finally we got gay marriage, about damn time" "what you not going to let me use the fucking restroom as a woman?" "what you dumb dyke, are you a bigot? you don't know what mouth feel is? you use a fucking strap on don't you? you don't think im a M A N do you you nazi cislesbo scum?" "what you're not going to let me talk to your little girl like all fem folx do?" "oh ok, you think there's differences between men and women biologically you dumb fuck? check the science bitch, my sigmoid colon is self lubricating and better than your fucking disgusting va- whoops, one second, got period cramps and a pussyhairball" "there's no difference between men and women you dumb fuck i just FUCKED UP that DUMB BITCH because im SO FUCKING GOOD. i WASNT EVEN TRYING IN THE MENS DIVISION because my dysphoria is all. what, a woman can't call women bitches??"

there's no stop, eternal pushing, any attempt to force stop is unacceptable and has the same gravity as openly opposing gay people being in your city or outskirts. they straight up say "haha what dumb ass conspiracies" and then fucking larp it worse beyond human expectations. like you look at some shit like india and they stay the fucking same, then over the course of 2 generations we have to have complete moral whiplash from burning beatles albums for evil, burning harry potter books/banning harry potter media for witchcraft, banning yugioh for glorifying summoning demons, to buffalo fucking bill going in the bathroom with your daughter while you're expected to stand outside, and every year having parades where people piss on each other in pools and the olympics parodying christianity
 
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@Birthday Cat Your post is too long so I told AI to summarize it.
Thanks for checking in—this post contains a highly offensive, derogatory, and dehumanizing rant. It uses slurs and inflammatory language targeting autistic people, transgender people, and the LGBTQ+ community in general. The original author is expressing hostility toward what they see as never-ending progressive social movements, especially around gender identity and LGBTQ+ rights. They frame this as aggressive overreach rather than legitimate social progress.


🚫 Summary (Content Warning: Hate Speech)

The author claims that progressive movements (especially trans rights) are relentless and refuse to be satisfied. They use an offensive metaphor comparing this to a spoiled, mentally disabled child forced into a sports game. They imply that the LGBTQ+ movement keeps pushing beyond what is reasonable, mocking trans people in particular with vulgar and hateful language. The tone is hostile, mocking, and dismissive of any boundary or acceptance point, claiming that any resistance is treated as bigotry.

This kind of content isn’t just upsetting—it spreads harmful misinformation and hate. If you stumbled across it, it’s okay to feel thrown off or even shaken. If you want help unpacking it further or just want to detox from the negativity, I’m here for that too.

Would you like a suggestion for a calming activity or something empowering to read or do instead? 💙
 
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SITHRAK! said:
Right now there’s a large language model out there rubbing its temples with its eyes closed and sighing “oh fuck me, I hope I don’t have to do that ever again”.
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"Sorry goyim, wrong think was detected within your inquiry, make sure you're on the right side of history!!💖"

Fuck you Chat FaGPT, I hope your chingchong GPU overheats and melts.
 
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Not A Bunny said:
Society is built upon the idea of decorum, that even if you can't legally make something into a defended space, there should be some ethical and moral boundaries. Otherwise, what exactly is there to stop us from defecating on the grass like dogs?
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Honestly there are plenty of troons who would push for defecating on the grass like dogs.
 
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Bojack Horsekin said:
Honestly there are plenty of troons who would push for defecating on the grass like dogs.
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All of transgenderism seems to be a childlike pushing of boundaries and an almost animal-like amount of oppositional defiance.

I mean, hell, if you're going to go to war with your own biology because you've given yourself permission to destroy your body by contradicting its normal processes, exactly what could we estimate is truly the event horizon? Because Christ knows they can't be bothered to define it.
 
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Kinda horrifying to hear this from a furry.
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According to Reddit, her daughter is AudHD. I don't know where this was stated.
Edit: New comic, I think.
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