💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Illuminati Order Official]

Oh ffs. Can you be any more attention-seeking, Rackets? You're embarrassing yourself.

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She should do an interview with Null, PPP or Aron where they do nothing but insult Nick and laugh at him.

 

[Strix454]

t's worth noting that Aaron is fucking screwed here if Nick is able to convince Kayla to go ahead with the case.

Not at all true. There are those who agree that the case is somehow won simply because the RP itself is proved. But as in a such litigation, proving the act and collecting meaningful damages are two very different things.

This will be an extremely difficult case because of the simple fact that two people saw the revenge porn and not even the supposed victim herself actually saw the revenge porn. As with the criminal case, its a rather novel case in that it concerns a situation where revenge porn has been legally said to have occured, but the victim has suffered none of the consequences that the revenge porn laws were designed to deal with. The material never reached a public audience. There is no revenge porn circulating uncontrolled on the public internet.

Also, don't expect to be able to read all the filings associated with this case if it happens.

The confidentiality being discussed there is limited. Its designed for certain specific purposes in these cases. Anyone expecting that the entire proceeding to be under seal will also be disappointed.

 

[Melty Butter]

Car sales are not very public. If you knew the VIN number or license plate you could lookup the Carfax, which wouldn't tell you who bought it but it would tell you if it was sold. However, Carfax is privately sourced so it may not be the most up-to-date information, and it is sometimes innacurate. In MN, other people's vehicle registration is not public information. You can submit a request for said info but you need a valid reason and I doubt "alogging" is recognized by the state of Minnesota as a valid reason for such purposes.

Duly noted. This is what Carfax says. We know his license plate (and License #), etc. This seems unimportant, but I don't speak car.


This was all before his traffic violations in the Mustang and subsequent arrest in 2024. It is a bit odd that it was listed AFTER he bought it but I assume that was simply a data entry/update thing.

 

[Dude Snakes]

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The only reason Nick has not partaken of a bullet sandwhich is because the state confiscated his firearms* and Nick knows where he is going after he sloughs off his mortal coil.

*basic bitch fire arms at that, more proof that Nick has no taste in anything.

He can still hang himself and he REALLY should do it now.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Nick's content is fucking awful now. Not only is it as uncomfortable and gross as the average Chris Chan video (watching a mentally impaired manchild say and do dumb stuff) but it's also aggressively boring. When he tries to do actual lawtube stuff, he never has anything interesting or insightful to say. He's not the slightest bit charismatic, and he doesn't have much interesting legal insight. so he just rambles and gives boring, boiler-plate reactions -- and he clearly doesn't give a shit about any of the legal cases he covers, so he doesn't give any good hot takes or spicy opinions.

Then there's his attempt at drama tubing, insulting other people etc -- and that's fucking lame and boring too. It's all just petty personal grudges with people he used to be friends with but drove away by acting like a retard. I never even knew who this "Kurt" guy was until he started bitching about him nonstop. But these aren't interesting or messed up people, they're just randos he used to know, and he doesn't have any clever insults or embarrassing details. He's trying his hardest to be a bully, which is something that's already retarded and gay, but he fucking sucks at it too, making it even more retarded and gay.

Then there's his attempts at "relatable" comedy and stand up bits. That's what he's worst at. It's the kind of bad attempts at observational comedy that Seinfeld made his whole career off making fun of. "Whoa! I have a weird dish I never use! My wife made me get it but she never uses it either! Comedy" and he does the classic thing terrible comedians do when a joke bombs -- ramble so fast you mutter incoherently, then slowly peter out as you explain/repeat the punchline. And his jokes are so damn wordy and rambling that you can barely follow them.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? He was trying to get to the other side of the road! That's right, I'm not making a pun or using world play like you would expect I'm literally just telling you that the chicken crossed the road, which you didn't expect..."

You can sort of get away with boring or generic commentary if you at least have charisma and good delivery, but he has fucking nothing. He's a slow, slurring, rambling mess whose pissy all the time. His voice is whiny and cunty, he cam barely fucking speak English, he slurs, stutters and mumbles, and he constantly sounds like he wants to go to sleep.

This isn't simply a case of not having booze to use as a "social lubricant." This is a case of a man whose brain is so fucking damaged he can't keep a coherent train of thought or speak properly anymore. So all his streams and videos are fucking abysmal now.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Kurt should just go full copyright cuck (again) and copyright strike Nick's channel. Those "good eats" vods are members only. It still wouldn't be as gay as Nick, or his Rustang.

 

[AnOminous]

people just saw memes about mustangs in 2014 and repeat them. although it doesn't help that trailer park nick got some extra pocket cash and did the meme. but it's the same thing as niggers getting money and buying chargers/challengers or a mexican buying a premium camaro.

Quit talking that shit, just look at it.

Maybe you need some context. It is possible for a heterosexual person (albeit a douchebag) to own a car like this. But imagine the male who owns the car looks like this:

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

I'll give two crisp KNUs

to whomever can make a deepfake or AI of Mama K in The Ring. When she picks up the phone, it's Nick.

I had to upload my own clip because YouTube was nothing but ancient videos.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

now that Hardin has asked for another judge in his case, it would be so funny if it got assaigned to judge Fischer

They have a limited pool of judges so you never know...
That's a pretty funny outcome.

While we're on a brief pause from Rekieta, just a reminder where we were mere months ago:
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Or, more precisely, where April was.

Silent Hill ass Bathroom

 

[AnOminous]

This isn't simply a case of not having booze to use as a "social lubricant."

He doesn't need a "social lubricant." He just hides in his goon cave underground. The only lubricant he needs is anal lubricant, for all the dicks he takes up his ass both voluntarily and involuntarily.

 

[SigmaBalls]

Quit talking that shit, just look at it.
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Maybe you need some context. It is possible for a heterosexual person (albeit a douchebag) to own a car like this. But imagine the male who owns the car looks like this:

I bet that puppy can easily transport... two.. of his.. youngest children, to.. whatever they need to do?

Yeah totally not just a "FOR ME" purchase, fucking greedy big nose jew kike faggot.

 

[Dustland]

Kurt should just go full copyright cuck (again) and copyright strike Nick's channel. Those "good eats" vods are members only. It still wouldn't be as gay as Nick, or his Rustang.

Kurt is doing the best thing for him by calling him a felonious, cuck and ignoring him. I'm actually surprised how well Kurt has handled this.

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah totally not just a "FOR ME" purchase, fucking greedy big nose jew kike faggot.

Remember he bought that fagmobile in a weird, delusional attempt to prove his heterosexuality. He literally didn't even understand, because of his lack of ability to pick up on social cues, that he bought the biggest fagmobile in existence.

 

[Lurking9e9]

Kurt should just go full copyright cuck

That's what Nick wants.

Kurt should continue to ignore him.

 

[CoomerTine]

Nick congratulating Kurt on 150K subscribers like he didn’t call him a pedophile

 

[MrGodSlave]

Since Keanu and Gabe are now fighting over Ethan Ralph, I decided to check in on Keanu's stream for any updates, instead I was greeted with this:

 

[unironicjudiaism]

aaron has almost nothing to talk about. nick is right about him, but in the wrong ways. he's just obsessed with hitting the goal for the day, so much so, that he left his retard, forest-scavenging wife around the lawyer predator to be prayed upon so he could beg future CITIZEN Ms to donate 10 bucks a day.

he did ecstasy twice, he saw nick's dirty million dollar house, he saw nick be a faggot nerd dork geek dweeb 138 lb sperg, etc, etc. they could get aaron on tomorrow, he would have nothing left to tell you.

Now the party is over yeah I agree. But thats a year later and as time passed from the first interview he did have relevant nuggets to share post 1st casino drop they just decided to tea bag him.

The smart play (a lot to expect from 2 retards who reside in America's hat) would have been to make him a useful idiot get DMs texts whatever else no one ever gained his trust to get all the way into the real grime he had

And not just with balldo. Who's to say there weren't gems between Aaron and the ape that would have drove shit head up a wall. We will never know because they nuked the opportunity. All they had to do was a phil level move on aaron

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

It's a sportscar how is it gay?

Machine spirits are imbued into the sportscar by the owner and Lord Balldo-man is a faggot. The car's gay.

 

[LiquidKid]

Do any of you car experts know how to track down sales? I have a pet theory that Nick is cash poor. He's complaining about fast food prices for his family, told his audience how grateful he is to Locals for paying for food during his break, he's groveling for Supertips, and obviously, sold the side whore home.

So, this is the pic of his car. He bought it new, I believe. So, that would be a 2022 Mustang GT500 that he claims is in storage now:
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Note that when he showed it on stream, you can see the URL. Link to Elb's clip. I'm just trying to figure out if it may have been sold.

Edit to Add. Additional pics:

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(His arrow, not mine.)

You would need his vin number to track if the car has been sold, and I highly doubt he leaked that. Though it’s technically possible knowing his stupidity

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Since Keanu and Gabe are now fighting over Ethan Ralph, I decided to check in on Keanu's stream for any updates, instead I was greeted with this:

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This is why God doesn't talk to us anymore.