💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.7%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 275 40.2%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.7%
  • Total voters
    684
Optavia Sales Rep said:
could you enlighten us on other makes/models Nick could have better spent his money on?
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I’m no expert but for my money a previously owned Aston Martin DB9 would have been a more impressive purchase at around the same price. Only fags like Pat Tomlinson and Nick think an automatic Mustang is aspirational.

If Nick hadn’t been on such a tight budget, the Bond edition DB9 would have also been a sweet nod to his boy Spectre. But any decent car is wasted on this dorky cuck.

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Melty Butter said:
Do any of you car experts know how to track down sales? I have a pet theory that Nick is cash poor. He's complaining about fast food prices for his family, told his audience how grateful he is to Locals for paying for food during his break, he's groveling for Supertips, and obviously, sold the side whore home.

So, this is the pic of his car. He bought it new, I believe. So, that would be a 2022 Mustang GT500 that he claims is in storage now:
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Note that when he showed it on stream, you can see the URL. Link to Elb's clip. I'm just trying to figure out if it may have been sold.

Edit to Add. Additional pics:

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(His arrow, not mine.)
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Damn I heard he had a midlifecrisismobile but i didnt realize it was this bad.
Next you’re gonna tell me he owns a harley davidson.
 
Melty Butter said:
What fresh hell is this? I'm half way through and will recap in edits. It's very entertaining. Yelling match bw Geno and Ethan Ralph about April.
Edit with a recap:
- Geno calls out Ethan Ralph for not acknowledging that Nick is a piece of shit.
- Ethan copes about Aaron supposedly reporting.. Geno yells a lot.
- Geno laughs at April for inventing abuse claims and lying to Keanu about it to get her on side.
- Ethan spent 2-3 hours with the Rekietas.
- Geno claims that Nick took April's Internet access (details unclear) when she was AprilLaw
- Geno calls out the swinging. Asks Ethan to just ADMIT IT. Yells a lot.
- Geno thinks Kayla fucked Aaron to please Nick.
- Ethan thinks it was because Nick was terrified that Kayla would divorce him.
- Geno calls out Kayla for posing for the RP pic, and BEING COMPLICIT.
- Geno got a text from "April" who he believes was NICK.
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well that partnership lasted about as long as i expected
only, geno was the one to crash it.
y tho?

(Also could you fags please stop sperging about cars in the Rekieta thread?)
 
Soapmore said:
put on his little Sailor Goon outfit to suck Null's dick but Null is way too straight for that to ever happen, hence lawfare.
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He'll need to gain a few pounds, like 250 lbs.

AnOminous said:
Maybe you need some context. It is possible for a heterosexual person (albeit a douchebag) to own a car like this. But imagine the male who owns the car looks like this:
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The only thing gayer than his fag mobile is one with him in it. Hopefully it wraps around a tree with only him in it.

unironicjudiaism said:
Now the party is over yeah I agree.
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I think he will go on again but it'll be a nothingburger. Despite KF and Diddy casino mocking him, he's maintained that both are funny and he has no problem with it.
Which is pretty bizarre because the STMS snark Reddit made him out to be worse than Adolf Hitler.
 
Spaced Outside Cargo said:
Next you’re gonna tell me he owns a harley davidson.
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I know less about motorcycles than I do sports cars, but can attest* that Nick would have been a red smear on the pavement before the Qover was even a coke-addled thought.

*grew up on an old highway intersection where someone on a bike got hit every spring/summer. Yeah, most of them didn't make it.
 
So to recap recent haps, here's what I see. Correct me accordingly.

- Keanu is no queen, she's a shifty dunce who enjoyed a moment of joy dumbing her way through five pedotards, goading Rekieta into histrionics.
- Gabe underestimated the knowledge base and expectations of Sektur observers and neggers alike. I suspect he won't be back.
- Nick has the guilty conscience to motivate him to overshare his crimes, and the desperation to gloat about momentary victories.
- EVS goes whichever way the wind blows, because he really wants to blow someone.
- YellowFlash decided to grift on Rekieta, so Rekieta reached out to try and prevent that shit. Flash is a moron if he takes Nick back. Time will tell.
- Imholte's advice was ignored by Keanu and Gabe, making him look prescient for having common sense. Another Win for the you know what.
- Nick Rekieta paid way too much for a faggy muscle car, with an automatic transmission, because he needs validation but is intimidated by manly stick.
- Hardin took the good fight to the man.

Good summation?

EDIT: Apparently Manning says it's not an automatic. Aye Aye Cap'n. The flashy candy colored car is still symptomatic of a mid life crisis.
 
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deerbeer said:
Imagine buying an automatic sports car.
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It's not really an automatic. It's a sequential with paddle shifters. You can't get his car in a stick shift. Ford doesn't make it.

I dunno why Carfax insists as listing it as an automatic, but that's false.

Even Ferraris and other modern supercars use that system nowadays. H pattern manuals are dying.
 
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Captain Manning said:
It's not really an automatic. It's a sequential with paddle shifters. You can't get his car in a stick shift. Ford doesn't make it.

I dunno why Carfax insists as listing it as an automatic, but that's false.

Even Ferraris and other modern supercars use that system nowadays. H pattern manuals are dying.
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It's not sequential. It's a dual clutch, DSG for Audi, DPK for Porsche, etc. It's kind of sort of two manual transmissions smashed together, controlled by computers. It is not a torque converter automatic, though, those are very, very good now as well.

So, yes, it's an automatic. Yes, it has paddle shifters, but it's still an auto. It's just a race boi auto. They're really fun. I still prefer manual, but Dual Clutches are special in their own way. For instance, when shifting at V-max, both sets of clutches will engage, so both shafts will spin, slipping both clutches to keep full power engaged. They shift so fast that the engine doesn't drop RPM, it just cuts spark and that's why you hear a "burble" when they shift, it's unburnt fuel igniting.

Anyway, of course it fits Balldo, so many shafts.

Edit: Dual Clutches have been the norm for over a decade at this point. With single clutches and SMGs before that being a thing. If you want a fast car, you're not getting a manual by and large.
 
Doctor John B. Zyklon said:
It's not sequential. It's a dual clutch, DSG for Audi, DPK for Porsche, etc. It's kind of sort of two manual transmissions smashed together, controlled by computers. It is not a torque converter automatic, though, those are very, very good now as well.

So, yes, it's an automatic. Yes, it has paddle shifters, but it's still an auto. It's just a race boi auto. They're really fun. I still prefer manual, but Dual Clutches are special in their own way. For instance, when shifting at V-max, both sets of clutches will engage, so both shafts will spin, slipping both clutches to keep full power engaged. They shift so fast that the engine doesn't drop RPM, it just cuts spark and that's why you hear a "burble" when they shift, it's unburnt fuel igniting.

Anyway, of course it fits Balldo, so many shafts.
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I don't know what you're talking about but your words melt like butter in my brain.
 
Doctor John B. Zyklon said:
Edit: Dual Clutches have been the norm for over a decade at this point. With single clutches and SMGs before that being a thing. If you want a fast car, you're not getting a manual by and large.
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If you want a fast car these days you get an electric one. The fact that Nick didn’t proves that they are not, in fact, gay.
 
Doctor John B. Zyklon said:
It's not sequential. It's a dual clutch, DSG for Audi, DPK for Porsche, etc. It's kind of sort of two manual transmissions smashed together, controlled by computers. It is not a torque converter automatic, though, those are very, very good now as well.
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Okay, but when most people think "automatic" they are generally thinking the traditional torque converter automatics. also known as "slushboxes."

Out of all the things to bitch Nick out for, this one is rather silly IMO. You can't get that car in a manual. You can't get MOST cars in a manual. The traditional H pattern stick with clutch peddle is dying out everywhere. Even in high performance cars.
 
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Going back to the start of this thread and reading the posts is a fun time. I'm sure I'm not the only one to do this or mention it, but posts like this got me good

Jarolleon said:
Given that Rackets has a vault, 5 homeschooled kids, and a very dim view of the US government in general, what's the chance that he's secretly part of a stereotypical right-wing militia group, and his house doubles as a bunker to be defended Waco style when the government comes for the guns?
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