Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 23.2%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 31.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 31 11.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 87 32.6%

  • Total voters
    267
I'm sure the fellowship would love to be led by a cuck in pink shorts who snorts so much Adderall and huffs so much nitrous his body looks like a Russian flag.
:story: Red, blue on white, the Russian flag.
That's so funny, how did you come up with it???

Cocaine - Vasoconstricter
Alcohol - varies upon use, but heavy use is linked to vasoconstriction
He's exploring uncharted territories of polysubstance abuse. Mixing booze with cocaine creates cocaethylene which no doubt he tested positive for. It's highly toxic and bad for all the vital organs, but what's wrong with a little fun?
Cocaine is a stimulant, an upper. (+)
Alcohol is a depressant, a downer. (-)
:really: you see, a positive number plus the same negative number equals zero! They cancel each other out. I can do both and it'll have no long lasting effects. It'll be as if I did none of it!
You'll be surprised at how many druggie alcoholics actually believe this.

Oh ffs. Can you be any more attention-seeking, Rackets? You're embarrassing yourself.
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Sorry Skelly she's not joining your gross polycue.
I hope she fires back at him by calling him a cuck that dosed his children.
 
"This is Josh and Kiwi Farms losing. And the memorandum that follows will show why they'll continue to lose."
Yes, we always lose.

Until we win.

You think you're better than Josh, Nick. But you're not. You're really not. You're not even better than John, or all the others you despise.
You're nothing without mommy & daddy. You should be thankful you'll probably pass before they do.
 
What car actually would be gay enough for Nick? (Leaving aside custom mods like replacing the gear shifter with a dildo)
That gay ass pink shorts and tie outfit would go splendidly with a 2010 WV Beetle with a balldo in the flower vase.

“Hey ho! Hey ho! Here’s wacky, FUNNY Nick Rekieta to crank your gears!”
 
Only one title record, which is back when he bought it. Meaning he either still has it, or he sold it to someone under the table and they haven’t put it in their name yet(unlikely.) so he still has the bitch mobile
Imagine even having such a gay car, an artifact advertising homosexuality, because no heterosexual man would own such a car.
 
You've got some car knowledge, could you enlighten us on other makes/models Nick could have better spent his money on?
I feel like there were lots of decent mid-sized cars in the 2010s-2020s that could have pumped up his ego but actually retained some usability or value.
I can, but the problem with that is Nick himself.
I remember when he was buying the car, he kept saying he wanted a corvette 70th anniversary edition. Then he couldn’t wait and got the Shelby. Nick would not have “settled” for anything but a new car. And while there is appeal to a new car, the truth is that cars mechanics haven’t really progressed passed the mid 1990’s, and a properly maintained car from the 90’s is just as good if not better than a brand new car today, you can even retro fit them with a digital dash and apple/android car play if you want. People assume old means it’ll be worse or it’ll die. But if it’s maintained, your car will last longer than your grandchildren. Case in point, there are 100+ year old Model T’s still in fully working condition.

For instance, the 1990 Corvette ZR-1 is easily the best model corvette ever produced, has 405 horsepower and can do 0-60 in 4 seconds. That’s still impressive even today and it has literally none of the bullshit bloat that the 70th anniversary edition he wanted has. And on the high end they sell for about $60k.

Just look at them side by side

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But that’s Nick wanted what he assumed was the “latest and greatest” because he desperately wanted to flaunt wealth rather than get a quality car(any corvette after 2004 is basically garbage by comparison).
But Nick would have never listened to anyone.


Since you asked, I’ll list just a few from the era you specified. Every single car you’ll see below is faster, stronger, more popular, more eye catching, cheaper(but retains value far better), and more fun to drive than Nick’s car. Any one of these would show wealth and make you look cool, without being douchey or a waste of money since they earn their price tag by being genuinely excellent vehicles.:


The afore mentioned GT-R has always been an excellent vehicle that retains value, drives beautifully, and the 2010 model would have been a perfect mix of cheaper but stronger than his piece of crap. Price of a 2010 GT-R? About $60k.
On top of that, just owning a GT-R is a status symbol among car guys because they’re legendary sports cars and they’ve always looked gorgeous.
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Then you have the 2005 Dodge Viper SRT-10, with 500 horsepower and a V10 engine is stronger, louder, faster, and meaner than anything Nick’s car can do, runs shout $50k, and it even has a sleeker look
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Another would be the 2013 BMW 1M, one of the most beloved cars of the century so far.

Manual only transmission, rare and harder to get making them coveted, turbo charged, and deceptively fast. This is a car that everyone loves the moment they sit inside it and he could have gotten it for $65k.
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And last but not least, a car that should be no surprise, a 2010 Audi R8. Iconic, exotic looking, manual transmission V8, they run beautifully, they’re fast and flashy but also so smooth to drive that you can deliver pizza in them without messing the food up, and every day driveable. There’s a reason Bernie sanders was caught driving one, they scream luxury and status.

This would be about $90k, but still cheaper and better than Nick’s car.

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The problem with rekieta's mustang is that it's a sub-$30k car that Ford slapped a supercharger and some other bits onto and listed it for $70-ishK. Then, because Rekieta is a mouth breathing retard, he paid over $20k dealer markup (pure dealer profit they charge retards on high-demand vehicles).
Oh yeah, this 100%. Folks, if you aren’t savvy with how dealerships work, every single car is guaranteed $5-$10k marked up easily, and then they try to fuck you into spending more with extended warranties that you will quite literally never need(BUT ALWAYS GET GAP INSURANCE!). They also try to get you by talking about the monthly payment rather than the total out the door cost. So always demand the ask out the door after taxes price, and worry about payments afterward. A smart person could have gotten Nick’s car for $60k by coming in the last week of the month when everyone needs to get their quotas fulfilled, showing interest, leaving the dealership, and waiting for them to call back a few days later. If the car salesman looks even slightly happy, that means he ripped you off to some degree. A ln annoyed or pissed off salesman means you actually got the real value. Never treat salesmen like humans, they aren’t.
The But a truly smart person wouldn’t have bought it at all.
 
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could you enlighten us on other makes/models Nick could have better spent his money on?
I’m no expert but for my money a previously owned Aston Martin DB9 would have been a more impressive purchase at around the same price. Only fags like Pat Tomlinson and Nick think an automatic Mustang is aspirational.

If Nick hadn’t been on such a tight budget, the Bond edition DB9 would have also been a sweet nod to his boy Spectre. But any decent car is wasted on this dorky cuck.

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Do any of you car experts know how to track down sales? I have a pet theory that Nick is cash poor. He's complaining about fast food prices for his family, told his audience how grateful he is to Locals for paying for food during his break, he's groveling for Supertips, and obviously, sold the side whore home.

So, this is the pic of his car. He bought it new, I believe. So, that would be a 2022 Mustang GT500 that he claims is in storage now:
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Note that when he showed it on stream, you can see the URL. Link to Elb's clip. I'm just trying to figure out if it may have been sold.

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Damn I heard he had a midlifecrisismobile but i didnt realize it was this bad.
Next you’re gonna tell me he owns a harley davidson.
 
What fresh hell is this? I'm half way through and will recap in edits. It's very entertaining. Yelling match bw Geno and Ethan Ralph about April.
Edit with a recap:
- Geno calls out Ethan Ralph for not acknowledging that Nick is a piece of shit.
- Ethan copes about Aaron supposedly reporting.. Geno yells a lot.
- Geno laughs at April for inventing abuse claims and lying to Keanu about it to get her on side.
- Ethan spent 2-3 hours with the Rekietas.
- Geno claims that Nick took April's Internet access (details unclear) when she was AprilLaw
- Geno calls out the swinging. Asks Ethan to just ADMIT IT. Yells a lot.
- Geno thinks Kayla fucked Aaron to please Nick.
- Ethan thinks it was because Nick was terrified that Kayla would divorce him.
- Geno calls out Kayla for posing for the RP pic, and BEING COMPLICIT.
- Geno got a text from "April" who he believes was NICK.
well that partnership lasted about as long as i expected
only, geno was the one to crash it.
y tho?

(Also could you fags please stop sperging about cars in the Rekieta thread?)
 
put on his little Sailor Goon outfit to suck Null's dick but Null is way too straight for that to ever happen, hence lawfare.
He'll need to gain a few pounds, like 250 lbs.

Maybe you need some context. It is possible for a heterosexual person (albeit a douchebag) to own a car like this. But imagine the male who owns the car looks like this:
The only thing gayer than his fag mobile is one with him in it. Hopefully it wraps around a tree with only him in it.

Now the party is over yeah I agree.
I think he will go on again but it'll be a nothingburger. Despite KF and Diddy casino mocking him, he's maintained that both are funny and he has no problem with it.
Which is pretty bizarre because the STMS snark Reddit made him out to be worse than Adolf Hitler.
 
Next you’re gonna tell me he owns a harley davidson.
I know less about motorcycles than I do sports cars, but can attest* that Nick would have been a red smear on the pavement before the Qover was even a coke-addled thought.

*grew up on an old highway intersection where someone on a bike got hit every spring/summer. Yeah, most of them didn't make it.
 
So to recap recent haps, here's what I see. Correct me accordingly.

- Keanu is no queen, she's a shifty dunce who enjoyed a moment of joy dumbing her way through five pedotards, goading Rekieta into histrionics.
- Gabe underestimated the knowledge base and expectations of Sektur observers and neggers alike. I suspect he won't be back.
- Nick has the guilty conscience to motivate him to overshare his crimes, and the desperation to gloat about momentary victories.
- EVS goes whichever way the wind blows, because he really wants to blow someone.
- YellowFlash decided to grift on Rekieta, so Rekieta reached out to try and prevent that shit. Flash is a moron if he takes Nick back. Time will tell.
- Imholte's advice was ignored by Keanu and Gabe, making him look prescient for having common sense. Another Win for the you know what.
- Nick Rekieta paid way too much for a faggy muscle car, with an automatic transmission, because he needs validation but is intimidated by manly stick.
- Hardin took the good fight to the man.

Good summation?

EDIT: Apparently Manning says it's not an automatic. Aye Aye Cap'n. The flashy candy colored car is still symptomatic of a mid life crisis.
 
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Imagine buying an automatic sports car.
It's not really an automatic. It's a sequential with paddle shifters. You can't get his car in a stick shift. Ford doesn't make it.

I dunno why Carfax insists as listing it as an automatic, but that's false.

Even Ferraris and other modern supercars use that system nowadays. H pattern manuals are dying.
 
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It's not really an automatic. It's a sequential with paddle shifters. You can't get his car in a stick shift. Ford doesn't make it.

I dunno why Carfax insists as listing it as an automatic, but that's false.

Even Ferraris and other modern supercars use that system nowadays. H pattern manuals are dying.
It's not sequential. It's a dual clutch, DSG for Audi, DPK for Porsche, etc. It's kind of sort of two manual transmissions smashed together, controlled by computers. It is not a torque converter automatic, though, those are very, very good now as well.

So, yes, it's an automatic. Yes, it has paddle shifters, but it's still an auto. It's just a race boi auto. They're really fun. I still prefer manual, but Dual Clutches are special in their own way. For instance, when shifting at V-max, both sets of clutches will engage, so both shafts will spin, slipping both clutches to keep full power engaged. They shift so fast that the engine doesn't drop RPM, it just cuts spark and that's why you hear a "burble" when they shift, it's unburnt fuel igniting.

Anyway, of course it fits Balldo, so many shafts.

Edit: Dual Clutches have been the norm for over a decade at this point. With single clutches and SMGs before that being a thing. If you want a fast car, you're not getting a manual by and large.
 
It's not sequential. It's a dual clutch, DSG for Audi, DPK for Porsche, etc. It's kind of sort of two manual transmissions smashed together, controlled by computers. It is not a torque converter automatic, though, those are very, very good now as well.

So, yes, it's an automatic. Yes, it has paddle shifters, but it's still an auto. It's just a race boi auto. They're really fun. I still prefer manual, but Dual Clutches are special in their own way. For instance, when shifting at V-max, both sets of clutches will engage, so both shafts will spin, slipping both clutches to keep full power engaged. They shift so fast that the engine doesn't drop RPM, it just cuts spark and that's why you hear a "burble" when they shift, it's unburnt fuel igniting.

Anyway, of course it fits Balldo, so many shafts.
I don't know what you're talking about but your words melt like butter in my brain.
 
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