Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vibralldo]

It's not copyright (if it was, copyright owner would have to identify themselves), it's "harassment and bullying".

Nick status:
Bullied

 

[LiquidKid]

Also, for the sake of the thread, I did a search on his vin 1FA6P8SJ6N5503574



Only one title record, which is back when he bought it. Meaning he either still has it, or he sold it to someone under the table and they haven’t put it in their name yet(unlikely.) so he still has the bitch mobile

 

[HenryRollinsLiar]

That faggot went to the trouble of getting a Shelby…and got an automatic? So not only is he driving a bitch made pony car, he’s driving the even bitchier version of it. What, are his legs too weak to engage a clutch?

Of course this faggot doesn't know how to drive stick. Just look at him and his pathetic dork of a father. Who would have taught him? Par for the course in this lineage of genetic defects. Another Rekieta failure.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

It's a sportscar how is it gay?

It’s a crappy muscle car that’s not even a muscle car that he bought for over sticker price.

He could’ve bought a used Porsche or Audi from a dead rich guys estate. If you buy a sportscar it’s literally a flex. Classic cars are an even bigger flex. Muscle cars can be cool if you are a gear head. A Corvette would’ve been better.

 

[AnOminous]

woah woah woah hold on there, you forgot the vin

He bought a car, and let's not forget, he crashed it literally driving on the way home, that emphasizes his homosexuality, because no real man would even buy that piece of shit in the first place. And when this faggot did, he was too gay even to drive it home. He literally crashed it on the way home.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Of course this faggot doesn't know how to drive stick. Just look at him and his pathetic dork of a father. Who would have taught him? Par for the course in this lineage of genetic defects. Another Rekieta failure.

Nick completely knows how to use a stick. Just ask Steel Toe!

 

[Kosher Dill]

What car actually would be gay enough for Nick? (Leaving aside custom mods like replacing the gear shifter with a dildo)

 

[Unintelligence Score]

I would replace Phil with king cobra

King Cobra would not tolerate these sickos.

 

[LiquidKid]

Of course this faggot doesn't know how to drive stick. Just look at him and his pathetic dork of a father. Who would have taught him? Par for the course in this lineage of genetic defects. Another Rekieta failure.

Shit like this angers me because he lives in bumfuck nowhere Minnesota, a place where you can actually use a car without having to constantly downshift due to traffic.
People here in California pretty much have to buy automatic because you stop every couple of feet and you end up wearing down your transmission too quickly

 

[Bepis]

What car actually would be gay enough for Nick? (Leaving aside custom mods like replacing the gear shifter with a dildo)

The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile, maybe.

 

[Vibralldo]

What car actually would be gay enough for Nick? (Leaving aside custom mods like replacing the gear shifter with a dildo)

That one Mr. Garrison invented in South Park where you have to get fucked in the ass, suck a cock, and jerk 2 cocks off to use might come close.

 

[LiquidKid]

What car actually would be gay enough for Nick? (Leaving aside custom mods like replacing the gear shifter with a dildo)

The Dodge La Femme.
A car so feminine it actually came with a matching purse.

 

[Soapmore]

That faggot went to the trouble of getting a Shelby…and got an automatic? So not only is he driving a bitch made pony car, he’s driving the even bitchier version of it. What, are his legs too weak to engage a clutch?

1. Nick probably can't drive stick. 2. Driving stick interferes with frequenting your nose with a bullet of cocaine.

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

His car was listed at $99,999. Far cheaper than the higher end Porsches and Corvettes, but For roughly the same price he could have gotten a base model GT-R Skyline which would have been better in literally every category

You've got some car knowledge, could you enlighten us on other makes/models Nick could have better spent his money on?
I feel like there were lots of decent mid-sized cars in the 2010s-2020s that could have pumped up his ego but actually retained some usability or value.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Autistic as fuck, but not incorrect.

I don't see how that post is autistic at all but IDK man.

I think noticing allegories in pop culture is a pretty normal/basic thing and as long as you aren't forcing them into everything or using them when they don't have any real meaning (IE: Trump is X villain from Y product) idk how it would really be a problem.

He bought a car, and let's not forget, he crashed it literally driving on the way home, that emphasizes his homosexuality, because no real man would even buy that piece of shit in the first place. And when this faggot did, he was too gay even to drive it home. He literally crashed it on the way home.

Driving and wrecking overpriced cars while under the influence is the exact kind of thing I'd expect from a trust fund baby. That alongside all the times he's said "drugs are cool! I wish I could still use them!" tell me he has the emotional maturity of a 12 year old boy. Except even a 12 year old could tell you that doing drugs is pathetic and makes you retarded.

Using mommy and daddy's money to buy expensive toys you can't even take care of doesn't make you look cool. It makes you look like you're deeply ashamed of how small and limp your dick is.

 

[AnOminous]

Using mommy and daddy's money to buy expensive toys you can't even take care of doesn't make you look cool. It makes you look like you're deeply ashamed of how small and limp your dick is.

His smugness makes me want to see his face beaten to a bloody pulp. How dare this faggot even show his face after abusing his kids, snorting coke every day, being a fucking CUCK, just being vermin without penalty. This motherfucker needs a beating.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

It’s a crappy muscle car that’s not even a muscle car that he bought for over sticker price.

He could’ve bought a used Porsche or Audi from a dead rich guys estate. If you buy a sportscar it’s literally a flex. Classic cars are an even bigger flex. Muscle cars can be cool if you are a gear head. A Corvette would’ve been better.

I used to have a 2015 mustang GT 6 speed. It was a fun phase to get it out of my system. The only people who would talk to me about it was old guys at gas stations that had one in the 80's or underage girls in drivethru's. Ford cheaped out and put a piece of shit chinese-made getrag MT82 transmission in it and it sucked total ass.

I miss the handling, though. With a strut tower brace I was taking off-ramps and on-ramps at retard speeds.

But it was also 1/3rd the price of Rekieta's. Literally, it was like $29k new with employee discount.

It was my first Ford and prob my last Ford ever.

You've got some car knowledge, could you enlighten us on other makes/models Nick could have better spent his money on?
I feel like there were lots of decent mid-sized cars in the 2010s-2020s that could have pumped up his ego but actually retained some usability or value.

I'm double posting because adding quotes in a post edit is a massive pain in the dick.

The problem with rekieta's mustang is that it's a sub-$30k car that Ford slapped a supercharger and some other bits onto and listed it for $70-ishK. Then, because Rekieta is a mouth breathing retard, he paid over $20k dealer markup (pure dealer profit they charge retards on high-demand vehicles).

For $100k he could have got any number of Audi, BMW, Mercedes, Cadillac, Lexus, Infiniti, Acura, etc. etc.

He bought a purpose-built track car as a married man with 5 kids. I had a mustang, the back seats were fucking useless if you were older than 6. At *most* he can carry 4 people in it if he hates 2 of the smallest kids enough to shove in the back, there isn't a seat in between them it's just a giant padded bolster IIRC. But realistically it's just him and a passenger. It also has summer-only tires on it, as he found out the hard way when he wrecked it in a ditch on the way back from the dealer in the winter. So he can only drive it like 5 months out of the year at most.

If he wanted to stay domestic he could have got a Cadillac CTS-V which is a luxury sedan that can actually fit people and still be way quicker than anything he'd ever need and have like $30k left over, if not more.

 

[Melty Butter]

What fresh hell is this? I'm half way through and will recap in edits. It's very entertaining. Yelling match bw Geno and Ethan Ralph about April.

Edit with a recap:
- Geno calls out Ethan Ralph for not acknowledging that Nick is a piece of shit.
- Ethan copes about Aaron supposedly reporting.. Geno yells a lot.
- Geno laughs at April for inventing abuse claims and lying to Keanu about it to get her on side.
- Ethan spent 2-3 hours with the Rekietas.
- Geno claims that Nick took April's Internet access (details unclear) when she was AprilLaw
- Geno calls out the swinging. Asks Ethan to just ADMIT IT. Yells a lot.
- Geno thinks Kayla fucked Aaron to please Nick.
- Ethan thinks it was because Nick was terrified that Kayla would divorce him.
- Geno calls out Kayla for posing for the RP pic, and BEING COMPLICIT.
- Geno got a text from "April" who he believes was NICK.

 

[Vibralldo]

What fresh hell is this? I'm half way through and will recap in edits. It's very entertaining. Yelling match bw Geno and Ethan Ralph about April.

Crazy that Geno looks more unhinged and retarded than Ralph of all people

 

[Particle Bored]

This clip just came across my feed. Jay Leno has some advice for Nick.