Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vibralldo]

If Nick had the money he would have his license back, because he seethes when people point it out and its easily fixable.

So he's either cash poor and unable to curb his spending enough to afford it (my guess) or he views being unable to practice as a win for a different reason, such as being able to not even pretend to work since its not HIS fault he isn't lawyering when his parents ask.

Didn't he recently claim that he's a millionaire because of investments when he was talking about Kayla's theoretical divorce?

 

[Sneed Force One]

Kurt has over FIVE times Nick's viewership
Kurt has TWO women on his show, who are BOTH independently more successful than Nick.
Nick is such a NOBODY now now, it must hurt him to know he has become Killstream Cohost-tier absolutely fucking IRRELEVANT

 

[TexOffender]

Impossible! Nick is the Lawpope! The King of Lawtube! Lawtube will fall apart without him!

Should be noted that the only reason Nick stole that "lawpope" moniker is because he respected first amendment advocate Ken White (popehat) and when Ken saw his blackface pic on twitter he just blocked him because he said he seemed like an asshole and Nick was butthurt over it. Ken White later caught a severe case of TDS and is a bit of a laughing stock now.

 

[Captain Manning]

Kurt has nearly 5000 live viewers right now. That’s a bit more than Nick’s pulling these days, right?

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I'm very happy for Kurt, but I do agree he needs to lose the sunglasses.

I see that, and I instantly think of Ralph. He looks too much like Ralph with a cowboy hat here.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick seems to want Aaron to think he reported him to the authorities:

Imagine actually boasting about being a copsucker snitch little fag bitch.

Remember Nick, snitches get stitches.

 

[RotPockets]

Nick is such a NOBODY now now, it must hurt him to know he has become Killstream Cohost-tier absolutely fucking IRRELEVANT

He’ll be hosting his own ChokeStream on cozy next. He is too much of a pussy to kill anything aside from small defenseless animals. For fucks sake his self destructive “suicidal gestures” are just light rabbit punches to his own bulbous head.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Didn't he recently claim that he's a millionaire because of investments when he was talking about Kayla's divorce?

I can believe Nick was a millionaire, if we count the properties and such.

Now, one property less and with less equity in his primary residence, he's still probably a millionaire overall, asset wise.

But considering he got handed all that by the family trust and has turned it into less assets overall..... it becomes a lot less impressive.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Kurt's autism may be actually working in his favour because he's controlled enough to shut the fuck up and let his guests talk, unlike Nick who feels the extroverted need to inject himself into every sentence.
He's oddly a quite competent host. Get the forum of discussion together, and let them discuss.

 

[Niggernerd]

I'm very happy for Kurt, but I do agree he needs to lose the sunglasses.

I see that, and I instantly think of Ralph. He looks too much like Ralph with a cowboy hat here.

He needs those glasses because his success is blinding wheras ralph needs them because he has googly eyes.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick claims that he's totally still a millionaire, but can't spend a measly $2000 to get his actual law career back on track because "dropping $2,000 isn't fun" (he's broke!)
https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1935358402135245193 https://archive.is/3D3yc

I like how the little faggot admits my speculation was in fact correct. It's very likely if he even tried to get his license back, the hammer of the bar would come down and smash him to pulp like the cuckroach he is for his numerous crimes.

That plus he's a lazy, worthless piece of cum-laced shit.

 

[Vibralldo]

My favorite part is that Kurt has blown past Nick, ate his lunch (pun not intended), is at 5x his audience, gotten the guests Nick wanted, and is earning tons more than Nick, and Nick's response is the Kurt casserole joke AGAIN

 

[Sneed Force One]

I cannot understate how seething Nick must be that Kurt fished Andrea Burkhart.
Nick literally has to beg and plead people on Twitter to go onto his show. He openly courted Ana Kasparian who said watching his downfall was her guilty pleasure.
Any social capital Nick had is utterly destroyed. He relegated to Patrick Melton's little piggy jar. I love it.

 

[AnOminous]

I can believe Nick was a millionaire, if we count the properties and such.

How do you become a millionaire quick? Be Nick Rekieta and start as a multimillionaire then snort mountains of cocaine.

 

[Captain Manning]

ANDREA! ANDREA! Aaron ate my goo! I need you to understand this! I am the Pope of Lawtube! I AM YOUR POPE! Lawtube can not exist without me! I am the Omega-Lawyer, okay? You need to follow my orders. DO NOT DISOBEY ME! I command you to have nothing to do with Kurt, and come on my show now! It's important you watch a video about pizza casserole!

 

[Niggernerd]

My favorite part is that Kurt has blown past Nick, ate his lunch (pun not intended), is at 5x his audience, gotten the guests Nick wanted, and is earning tons more than Nick, and Nick's response is the Kurt casserole joke AGAIN

And now that Kurt is bigger (haha fat) than Nick on youtube it just makes nicks jokes look like petty jabs from a jealous washed up loser.

 

[Vibralldo]

And now that Kurt is bigger (haha fat) than Nick on youtube it just makes nicks jokes look like petty jabs from a jealous washed up loser.

Nick dedicating his show to seething about Kurt, saying he's fat and accusing him of being a pedophile instead of covering the trial he claimed he would cover has backfired and alienated a big chunk of his tiny remaining audience.

Meanwhile Kurt is being rewarded for ignoring the drama and actually covering the trial.

It's beautiful.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Polite request for mods to forgive temporary Kurtposting if the verdict is read today, as he is utterly dunking on Nick's entire career.

 

[Gorton Colu]

He hates Aaron because Aaron rejected him, and he managed to out of the polycule before the po-po brought the roof down.

No, I mean I know why he is alogging Aaron. What I dont get, but others are helping me understand, is that why is he being such a fag about it. Its not a good look even to his sycophants.

I guess homosexuals gonna homosexualize.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

why is he being such a fag about it

Nick is a fag.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

If Nick had the money he would have his license back, because he seethes when people point it out and its easily fixable.

So he's either cash poor and unable to curb his spending enough to afford it (my guess) or he views being unable to practice as a win for a different reason, such as being able to not even pretend to work since its not HIS fault he isn't lawyering when his parents ask.

Or... he was told he'd just lose it again if he renews it. So to spare the embarrassment and avoid wasting money and time, he's just leaving it as it is. And will for a very long time, if not forever I guess.



Damn those police, and Aaron, who ruined my reputation so that I'm forced to suffer like this If it wasn't for them I'd have an audience of hundreds of thousands!