💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[John Andrews Stan]

He’ll have a seething stream later for 800 people where he can sit and talk about micro penises and casserole.

And “stealing” wives (read: getting them hooked on drugs and feeding them drugs).

BTW the Ashley he was pretending he has a chance with is Ashley Cummings, the estranged sister of comic/writer/producer Whitney Cummings. Ashley is desperate for money and has been showing up on MLC and other podcasts for pay. She’s a yoga teacher and former heroin addict who has made a series of disastrous relationship choices and her ex-husband died of alcoholism in the company of two Mexican hookers — and she still has zero interest in Nick Rekieta.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

This case had nothing to do with getting Nick’s peepee all tingly. Why would he care?

He's taking care of that by watching Kurt videos off stream.

 

[Vibralldo]

And “stealing” wives (read: getting them hooked on drugs and feeding them drugs).

BTW the Ashley he was pretending he has a chance with is Ashley Cummings, the estranged sister of comic/writer/producer Whitney Cummings. Ashley is desperate for money and has been showing up on MLC and other podcasts for pay. She’s a yoga teacher and former heroin addict who has made a series of disastrous relationship choices and her ex-husband died of alcoholism in the company of two Mexican hookers — and she still has zero interest in Nick Rekieta.

The moment she decided to quit heroin Nick lost his shot with her

 

[AnOminous]

The moment she decided to quit heroin Nick lost his shot with her

He's probably creeping on her like the rapey loser he is because he thinks he can get her back to being hooked on smack and use her as a fucktoy.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He's probably creeping on her like the rapey loser he is because he thinks he can get her back to being hooked on smack and use her as a fucktoy.

She’s supposedly starting a weekly podcast tonight with dumb cunt Keanu. I suspect that’s the only reason Nick is fantasizing about getting her to touch his shriveled, flaccid worm.

ETA: For real, I can’t stop thinking about Nick screeching at Keanu about his “VERY ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP” with April. Dis nigga actually thinks the coke whore loved him and not his coke lmao.

 

[Vibralldo]

He's probably creeping on her like the rapey loser he is because he thinks he can get her back to being hooked on smack and use her as a fucktoy.

It's the only way he knows how to pick up girls aside from """pretending""" to be gay

 

[Pentamidine]

Looks like somebody finally woke up

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1935423189921972716

https://archive.is/P8jZu

 

[Maude Snew]

That's fucking comical. $2,000 is like, Null's monthly cheese budget.

It's two thirds of Nick's monthly snack budget so surely it can't be an issue.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Link / archive

I understand Nick will also be discussing the recent OJ Simpson murder acquittal as well.

@Pentamidine posted just before I did — thank you for the archive link.

 

[Vibralldo]

Looks like somebody finally woke up
View attachment 7523556

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1935423189921972716

https://archive.is/P8jZu

"If I get to my comp"
Nigger, it's your JOB that you have to do consistently to avoid probation

 

[Something Awful]

He has to get over several corpses of dead dogs and children passed out in a coke haze to get to his comp to talk about Ytqen twrdd.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

"If I get to my comp"
Nigger, it's your JOB that you have to do consistently to avoid probation

Don’t you know he has to DRIVE HIS KIDS to underwater beatboxing class???

 

[woodedbag]

"If I get to my comp"
Nigger, it's your JOB that you have to do consistently to avoid probation

He has to climb over a sizeable amount of trash that's built up

 

[L Ghia]

He's drunk right?

 

[Canard]

Verified,
Its now available on Aaron Imholte's MCRO case 73-CR-24-6910 as Index #49: Correspondence for Judicial Approval

Just how badly does Kayla miss Aaron. What is her husband doing? Clearly she loves Aaron much more than her own husband if she watches Aarons content instead of Nick's.

 

[Sneed Force One]

While particularly lulzy, I don't think the argument is persuasive.
Unless "Kayla" is yet again misunderstanding the law around Aaron's probation, which is equally valid.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Dis nigga actually thinks the coke whore loved him and not his coke lmao.

Dude was so unhappy about Kayla he wound up being an exemplary tale on why poly relationships don't work.

 

[oh no im late for school]

Just how badly does Kayla miss Aaron. What is her husband doing? Clearly she loves Aaron much more than her own husband if she watches Aarons content instead of Nick's.

she should take the kids, the house, the mustang and the balldo in the divorce and marry aaron and aaron can start streaming from the gunvault and looking at the ceiling cats wearing the faggy shirts and doing shows with drex and bitching about the kids and taking his new wife to bbc resorts while nick lives in a smaller, filthier apartment than kurt does, cooking awful looking food on stream that kurt later plays for his audience while the superchat broke-peen counter ticks up every time matt harris's voice is used to make fun of nick losing absolutely everything he never cared about

 

[Vibralldo]

Is trqd an acronym or his blue fingers failing to type Read?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

The verdict was not guilty of second degree murder, I heard it on the radio. If any balldowashers are doing some light reading I just saved you a couple hours of pointless rambling about whoever Nick is seething about today.