Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[PuffyPopcorn]

Karen Read found not guilty on all charges but a simple OUI.
Nick nowhere to be seen. No comment. No live reaction.

Nick has a knack to be nowhere to be found on all the best days of the trial.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Aaron’s lawyer responds to the violation allegation:

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This was sent to me privately. We’ll see if it gets verified.

Fun fact: The “her” he refers to is Nick.

Verified,
Its now available on Aaron Imholte's MCRO case 73-CR-24-6910 as Index #49: Correspondence for Judicial Approval

 

[daffodils]

That's fucking comical. $2,000 is like, Null's monthly cheese budget. And this cuck won't spend it to get back his law licence?? You know, that thing that would enable him to practice law, and earn some money with that law degree he got, and that law firm he owns??

He would have to do about 40 hours of work. That's probably a bigger problem than the $2000.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick is nowhere after 32+ streams in which he never cared.

This case had nothing to do with getting Nick’s peepee all tingly. Why would he care?

 

[Fapcop]

Nick doesn´t even bother streaming, because he is scared to have that direct comparison with Kurt

LMAO!

Kurt is streaming for 3000-8000 people, covering the climax of a major trial.

Nick apparently decided to sleep in, since he spent all night seething on Twitter. But don’t worry! He’ll have a seething stream later for 800 people where he can sit and talk about micro penises and casserole.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick isn't covering it because he knows he'd lose to Kurt, and now he can't do his "the government is corrupt! They're finding innocent victims like me and Karen guilty!" schtick anymore.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He’ll have a seething stream later for 800 people where he can sit and talk about micro penises and casserole.

And “stealing” wives (read: getting them hooked on drugs and feeding them drugs).

BTW the Ashley he was pretending he has a chance with is Ashley Cummings, the estranged sister of comic/writer/producer Whitney Cummings. Ashley is desperate for money and has been showing up on MLC and other podcasts for pay. She’s a yoga teacher and former heroin addict who has made a series of disastrous relationship choices and her ex-husband died of alcoholism in the company of two Mexican hookers — and she still has zero interest in Nick Rekieta.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

This case had nothing to do with getting Nick’s peepee all tingly. Why would he care?

He's taking care of that by watching Kurt videos off stream.

 

[Vibralldo]

And “stealing” wives (read: getting them hooked on drugs and feeding them drugs).

BTW the Ashley he was pretending he has a chance with is Ashley Cummings, the estranged sister of comic/writer/producer Whitney Cummings. Ashley is desperate for money and has been showing up on MLC and other podcasts for pay. She’s a yoga teacher and former heroin addict who has made a series of disastrous relationship choices and her ex-husband died of alcoholism in the company of two Mexican hookers — and she still has zero interest in Nick Rekieta.

The moment she decided to quit heroin Nick lost his shot with her

 

[AnOminous]

The moment she decided to quit heroin Nick lost his shot with her

He's probably creeping on her like the rapey loser he is because he thinks he can get her back to being hooked on smack and use her as a fucktoy.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He's probably creeping on her like the rapey loser he is because he thinks he can get her back to being hooked on smack and use her as a fucktoy.

She’s supposedly starting a weekly podcast tonight with dumb cunt Keanu. I suspect that’s the only reason Nick is fantasizing about getting her to touch his shriveled, flaccid worm.

ETA: For real, I can’t stop thinking about Nick screeching at Keanu about his “VERY ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP” with April. Dis nigga actually thinks the coke whore loved him and not his coke lmao.

 

[Vibralldo]

He's probably creeping on her like the rapey loser he is because he thinks he can get her back to being hooked on smack and use her as a fucktoy.

It's the only way he knows how to pick up girls aside from """pretending""" to be gay

 

[Pentamidine]

Looks like somebody finally woke up

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1935423189921972716

https://archive.is/P8jZu

 

[Maude Snew]

That's fucking comical. $2,000 is like, Null's monthly cheese budget.

It's two thirds of Nick's monthly snack budget so surely it can't be an issue.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Link / archive

I understand Nick will also be discussing the recent OJ Simpson murder acquittal as well.

@Pentamidine posted just before I did — thank you for the archive link.

 

[Vibralldo]

Looks like somebody finally woke up
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https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1935423189921972716

https://archive.is/P8jZu

"If I get to my comp"
Nigger, it's your JOB that you have to do consistently to avoid probation

 

[Something Awful]

He has to get over several corpses of dead dogs and children passed out in a coke haze to get to his comp to talk about Ytqen twrdd.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

"If I get to my comp"
Nigger, it's your JOB that you have to do consistently to avoid probation

Don’t you know he has to DRIVE HIS KIDS to underwater beatboxing class???

 

[woodedbag]

"If I get to my comp"
Nigger, it's your JOB that you have to do consistently to avoid probation

He has to climb over a sizeable amount of trash that's built up

 

[L Ghia]

He's drunk right?