StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

[Arcade Gannon]

Styx found guilty. His explanation.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wjKiRuw0lg

So he was drunk and angry and threw a phone at his whore girlfriend, but he technically didn't mean to hit her, so he shouldn't have been found guilty.
I don't think the judge would have been impressed by this explanation.

 

[Kiwi Andy]

Ok but how dost thou convict a man with no charges?

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

The most entertaining outcome will be if he ends up doing more time than Bossmanjack.

Only one room for a gothic wizard bad boy, TMDWU.

Laugh it up kiwicels. Two more weeks for the black magik to set in and free him.

Not only KingCobraJFS once again prove he is the greater wizard, he is a Satanist who thinks neopagans are faggots and pagan gods are fruity. Even team satan laughing at styhexxenhammer666. Even KingCobraJFS didn't settle for selling his soul to Stolas, a gay demon bird prince, when he could serve the king of hell himself. In fact he never sold his soul in the first place because the devil do not like hasbins and fools.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Even KingCobraJFS didn't settle for selling his soul to Stolas, a gay demon bird prince, when he could serve the king of hell himself.

Cobra will serve Satan dank mead that they'll drink together on hell youtube while Tarl is forced to stay sober and suffer alcohol withdrawal because Stolas doesn't want him drinkin' on the job.

 

[Game Show Host in Space]

You NEVER do a bench trial aka "trial by judge" especially if you're in a red southern state like Louisiana. You're essentially just asking for an auto-guilty conviction and the max sentence possible — these are the types of judges that all think they're going to be the next governor and want to look badass in front of their fire & brimstone constituents. Tarl needs to begin amassing as much muscle as possible and learning some BJJ chokeholds or some shit, because we will not see him for a while.

 

[F95]

Tarl is obviously seething. He should definitely take his own advice and get more selective about the girls he gets drunk with and throws phones at.

If he had a better lawyer, he would have gotten diversion.

 

[SchizoSpartan76]

It'll be interesting to see his sentencing. Possibly OPP if it's less than a year, otherwise he's going to a work camp in the middle of nowhere. He won't be going to Angola or anything. Should've committed your crime in Jefferson Parish, their lockup is well-regarded by the criminal population as a place to do easy time.

Wanted to show he could hang with the big guys

 

[BuckToothBonanza666]

You see, me and my homies like to play this game
We call it Amtrak, but some call it the train
We all would line up in a single-file line
And take our turns at waxing Tarl's behind

I say, Styx, don't hide it, just divide it
And please don't knock it until you've tried it
He abandoned his daughter and smacked a hoe
Now he's doin' time, bending over to get Sambo'd.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Imagine selling your only soul to an owl demon and he can’t even get the charges dropped or pled out. Maybe you should put on the Sonichu medallion and experience true power Styx

 

[Ultrapenguin]

And this town isnt big enough for a full sized Warrick anyways.
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Honestly when I saw the headline I thought it was about the midget. "I guess that's pretty funny that such a little guy got convicted of domestic battery, he probably got sloshed on a shot of liquor and beat his wife with a teaspoon or something, but what does that have to do with Kiwi Farms?"

Then I remembered that's Warwick Davis.
Tarl Warwick doing it is a lot less surprising or quirky.

 

[joebobmurphy]

Glad I sent lucky rabbit feet to the judge and prosecutor to nullify the blood magic. They can buy me a beer later.

 

[CarlosDanger]

Dressing up as a pirate didn't work, now he needs to dress up like Stolas at the sentencing to really get the chaos magic flowing.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

He will be sentenced in New Orleans.

Though if he does just get the 2 days mandatory he will get time served. It's up to the judge. I'd not be surprised either way. The judge might give him a week just to troll him by making him pay to travel to Louisiana just to spend 5 days in jail.

I think he can just do the time locally. He's not going to Fed Jail and it's only going less then a month max so I bet he can maybe just go to his local PoPo suite to log the time.

 

[Dude Snakes]

Suffa pagan! JESUS WINS
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Christ is King!

 

[56 others]

No more buying guns for Tarl unless theyre black powder.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

No more buying guns for Tarl unless theyre black powder.

Now the pirate dress makes sense.

 

[Null]

No more buying guns for Tarl unless theyre black powder.

bro you're right, he's fucked on guns. I think it's like 10 years no guns after any DV crime. It's permanent.

Now the pirate dress makes sense.

LMFAO

 

[Fortyone]

HE'S CONVICTED!

 

[Malikov]

His bottom teeth appear to be rotting away.