Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate Thread

[Nip Slip]

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Don't forget the obligatory DA JOOS comments + still seething over the skincare video.

I remember reading that this viral video took place in an all-women's cosmetic company. Products made by and sold to women. Men seething over this are absolute crab faggots in a bucket. There is nothing masculine or noble about being a miserable retard at your workplace. I'm convinced they just hate to see women happy without a moid in sight.

 

[pentangle]

Would any of you ever date a guy who knew what a lolcow even was? On the one hand if you're posting on kf you probably knee-deep in this kind of stuff and presumably want a partner who can relate to you, but on the other the sort of men who take an interest in things like this seem pathologically mentally ill.

 

[Nip Slip]

Would any of you ever date a guy who knew what a lolcow even was? On the one hand if you're posting on kf you probably knee-deep in this kind of stuff and presumably want a partner who can relate to you, but on the other the sort of men who take an interest in things like this seem pathologically mentally ill.

I'd love to have irl female friends into online-culture, but men actively gossiping online feels very limp-wristed.

 

[Mandy Stroyer]

Would any of you ever date a guy

No.

In all seriousness, I feel like a majority of men I've met with a keen interest in lolcows is because they themselves exhibit similar behavior and see them as a frame of reference. "I may be bad but at least I'm not this guy" type shit. It's fun to point and laugh at retards online but there's other more fun and normal things you could get up to than spending all day keeping up with every disgusting thing said retards are doing.

 

[TNF]

"Oh no women enjoying life? The west has fallen!"
Ofc moids are writing fanfic about them being single, unhappy, nepobabies and childless, just because they post "I sure love my job!" on the internet.

 

[Steam Deck Verified]

Men seething over this are absolute crab faggots in a bucket.

Pretty telling that there are countless videos of blue collar men trashing white collar men for having it easy not breaking their back working 80 hours a week, like it makes you more of a real man to be on disability by 45. Meanwhile women were passing around recommendations to each other of good, high paying desk jobs and office positions so the rest could have options. But it's women who are the backstabbing whores and men who all want to mentor and better each other.

 

[crazedaze]

Would any of you ever date a guy who knew what a lolcow even was? On the one hand if you're posting on kf you probably knee-deep in this kind of stuff and presumably want a partner who can relate to you, but on the other the sort of men who take an interest in things like this seem pathologically mentally ill.

I would never date a guy who knew what kiwifarms or internet gossip is. Reason being terminally online moids also absorb stupid redpill incel philosophies. FOR THE STREETS

 

[Kyff]

A guy used some land his elderly mum owned to breed foxes illegally. When it became too much for him, he ran away and left the foxes in their rusty, shit-encrusted cages, with water bowls filled with algae
Animal rescuer talking about it here

 

[Big Miss Steak]

I genuinely crack up whenever I see men talk about women avoid "accountability" now. Have still not found a man that can explain what that even means.

Since we were on the topic of rape, I have a story for you bitches. Don't quote me on a lot of this. It's been a long time since I've recounted all of this. Everyone has/had the misfortune of knowing what The Girl with the Dragon is. Some of you have likely seen an untouched wall of it at a bookstore or a thrift shop.

Those books aren't even good and I'll die on that hill. Lisbeth is a manic pixie dream girl with an autistic coat of paint and Blonkvist is a blatant self-insert. The fact that the assaults and murders are described in great detail and the consensual sexual encounters are completely skipped over is an interesting choice.

Would any of you ever date a guy who knew what a lolcow even was? On the one hand if you're posting on kf you probably knee-deep in this kind of stuff and presumably want a partner who can relate to you, but on the other the sort of men who take an interest in things like this seem pathologically mentally ill.

Pink flag. I do think that after the Chris Chan raping his mom thing, more people are passingly aware of lolcows. If he's posting on KF, no.

 

[Pickman's Modeling Agency]

Would any of you ever date a guy who knew what a lolcow even was? On the one hand if you're posting on kf you probably knee-deep in this kind of stuff and presumably want a partner who can relate to you, but on the other the sort of men who take an interest in things like this seem pathologically mentally ill.

Nigel is blissfully a normie and enjoys my sporadic updates on the lolcowverse. I would not want to be with a man who is as terminally online as I am. I am also a giant pothead who is grateful Nigel does not partake, so I might just be a hypocrite.

 

[crazedaze]

The insufferable redditors who partake in online dating are still on their bullshit.

Moids, SEETHING that women get to swipe left on them. What about them and their feelings? How dare you complain that the men are garbage when that garbage doesn't get many opportunities to use you for validation and sex like the garbage they are as you do, don't you KNOW how that FEELS?

"but what about meeeee and my inability to easily bag useless inferior women i hate because all they do is nap?"

LOL loser

LOL LOSERS
More sad sorry sacks mad that women get to say no

Lmao. So we're either shit because all we do is nap or we're shit because we have too many hobbies.
Have they tried not being such an ugly boring loser?

Still swiping on the same 18-year Olds as before? What are you doing on dating apps for 5 years anyway you fucking whore, "I rely on social media for women"... try a relationship and loyalty and marriage? No?? Suffer then

 

[Pickman's Modeling Agency]

The insufferable redditors who partake in online dating are still on their bullshit.
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Moids, SEETHING that women get to swipe left on them. What about them and their feelings? How dare you complain that the men are garbage when that garbage doesn't get many opportunities to use you for validation and sex like the garbage they are as you do, don't you KNOW how that FEELS?
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"but what about meeeee and my inability to easily bag useless inferior women i hate because all they do is nap?"
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LOL loser
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LOL LOSERS
More sad sorry sacks mad that women get to say no
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Lmao. So we're either shit because all we do is nap or we're shit because we have too many hobbies.
Have they tried not being such an ugly boring loser?
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Still swiping on the same 18-year Olds as before? What are you doing on dating apps for 5 years anyway you fucking whore, "I rely on social media for women"... try a relationship and loyalty and marriage? No?? Suffer then

Men realizing that even ugly women are more valuable than them is my favorite genre of seethe. Old men realizing that 18-year-olds don't want to fuck them is a close second.

 

[Kyff]

-snip-

That last Bro's post is so telling.
Your job is full of women, so you find it hard to make friends
You can't figure out what's different between you at 21 and you at 26? Like, you haven't progressed at all?
Golly gee, I can't imagine why women have tired of you

 

[Golden Apple]

Men and Fags aren't beating those pedo charges.
Apparently they met when the guy was 25 ish and fag "married" when he was like 28? So at least a 30 year age gap.

I think he needs to be deported to pakistan. To be with his people.

 

[Lain The Tranny Beater]

Random update on Indian guy (for those who remember or just like dunking on egotistical men): so dude a bleeding heart liberal, but in the way that he just post clickbait. The motherfucker hadn’t read a damn book a day in his life. So Forbes says that the Trevor Project hotline is being dropped because Donald Trump didn’t want to pay.

Spoiler: Faggot shit

They’re a non-profit that was sponsored by the government once. They were given $50 million grant during Trump’s first term with the agreement that the contract would be reviewed and renegotiate. They dicked around for four more years, because they were union busting. They had to be audited five times because of money mis management. All their donations come around to $35,000 per year. They published their tax records, like most companies/no-profits do, $50 million just fucking not accounted for. Just fucking gone. 66% of their employees are volunteers, so it clearly went up the fucking latter while they tried to over expanded.

Of course, I’m like ‘omg how did this happen?? They were supposed be review their contract, but they skipped the whole Biden administration. He cries his liberal tears about Donnie and whatever. To reiterate, he’s fucking Canada but cares so much about the U.S.. So me and my wife went out of our way to research the company, and I sent him a single article. Suddenly he’s fucking read and he’s appalled—corporations bad! Sitting on your ass bitching about it is good!

I literally tell him the faggot shit under the spoiler, and he literally just pusses out

“I’m tried of these companies turning out to be sit.”

Prior to this mind you: he tried to tell me about where I live and the weather. Because he went on a rant about global warming when I said it was hot as ball—blah, blah, blah. I call him a dipshit pretty much, because this is literally how this state has always been. He goes ‘I’ve been to many places. I read the New Yorker.’ And when I called him out for never living here for years, once again radio silence.

God, men have a lot of nerve acting educated when they literally can’t even wipe their own asses right. He reads all these “biographies and political articles,” but can’t figure out basic shit. I’m positive you’re functionally illiterate, sir, because I wouldn’t have to dunk on your ass at your big age.

My god, women need to know their worth. Men push the notion that if we don’t find someone by 30, you’ll be alone forever. Of course, they have to manipulate women into believing that bs. No honey, that applies to your troglodyte asses. You are an on sale accessory for $9. She can and will get herself something better. I’ve seen it, everyone’s seen it.

 

[Tetopettenson]

Leftist cucks and handmaidens: "men's mental health matter!"
Men:
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I have yet to see a nazi terf act half as entitled and homophobic as the men whose mental health "matter" according to fags.

i was driving with some male family members a while ago and mentioned mens mental health month (idk what exactly i said something jokey along the lines of there being no way mens mental health month is a real thing bc men wouldnt choose such a passive way of having their struggles heard) and they got so fucking defensive. awkward as fuck to be the only woman in a car like that. idc what anyone says men having bad mental health is their own fault theyve constructed and perpetuate literally everything that keeps them down

Would any of you ever date a guy who knew what a lolcow even was? On the one hand if you're posting on kf you probably knee-deep in this kind of stuff and presumably want a partner who can relate to you, but on the other the sort of men who take an interest in things like this seem pathologically mentally ill.

fuck no lol. a woman who knew abt lolcows would make a fun friend but a man who knows about lolcows is a limp dick weirdo. ive been to a lot of male centered forums and the way they all talk is so off putting and nasty. woman centered forums tend to be catty and "bitchy" but theres also an air of friendliness and community bc womens spaces are so few and far between online and women seem to actually recognize the need for comradery unlike moids

 

[𖦹Junkpop𖦹]

Would any of you ever date a guy who knew what a lolcow even was? On the one hand if you're posting on kf you probably knee-deep in this kind of stuff and presumably want a partner who can relate to you, but on the other the sort of men who take an interest in things like this seem pathologically mentally ill.

No, I think having a friend who’s in the loop could be fun. But dating? Fuck no. The kind of people deeply invested in lolcow culture aren’t exactly well-adjusted. Sure, regular people gossip, but they don’t obsessively document someone’s life for years on end. It attracts autists and limp-wristed men.

Even having a friend who’s into lolcow culture feels iffy to me. I’m convinced that if someone is balls-deep in that world, there’s almost certainly something off about them. It’s a terminally online subculture, and the people drawn to it often fixate on specific ‘cows’ because they see something familiar in them whether it’s insecurity, delusion, or past mistakes they recognize in themselves. Schadenfreude can be fun from a distance but being around people that gossip 20 47 is really fucking annoying irl.

 

[Nip Slip]

i was driving with some male family members a while ago and mentioned mens mental health month (idk what exactly i said something jokey along the lines of there being no way mens mental health month is a real thing bc men wouldnt choose such a passive way of having their struggles heard) and they got so fucking defensive. awkward as fuck to be the only woman in a car like that. idc what anyone says men having bad mental health is their own fault theyve constructed and perpetuate literally everything that keeps them down

Men do not make themselves emotionally available or practice emotional intelligence (aka empathy) which each other to have a successful conversation any time soon. God, even thinking to personal experiences, anytime I had made the mistake of opening up or venting to a male friend or family member they try to "le problem-solve". I want to chimp out every time they do this because the "solutions" are so fucking bad and I never feel heard kek. Like problem-solve your own crisis then, or get 12 cats like the rest of us ladies.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Some Chinese rapist (archive) got sentenced to life (24 years minimum) for raping 3 women in the UK. It's a shame he didn't face the music in China, because there's the death penalty for rape (there are 10 cases against him) in China. Drinking culture in China fucking sucks for everyone involved.

A man who rapes a woman or has sexual intercourse with an underage girl, if there is any of the following circumstances, shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than 10 years, life imprisonment, or death:

(2) raping several women or having sexual intercourse with several underage girls;

This is one of those death penalty cases... They shot people for having gangbangs in the 90s lmao.

 

[Starburst Mana]

First it was Belle Delphine and now Sydney Sweeney is selling her used bathwater to depraved moids. 94 million men use Onlyfans.

Why should a woman marry a man knowing he's wasted his money on e-whores and will continue to do so for as long as he can prevent his wife from finding out about it? Imagine combining your finances with a guy who bought used bath water soap from Sydney Sweeney. Imagine splitting your household expenses 50/50 with a guy who is wasting his (and therefore the family's) money being a horny dog sniffing at wastewater that may briefly have touched some e-thot's ass. Men will take money from the mouths of their own children to spend it on OF. Meanwhile women are scrimping and saving to get the family ahead and keep the kids fed. Women are the only adults in the room, and by getting into relationships with men they use their resources to subsidize his lack of long term planning and self restraint.

I couldn't stand sleeping next to someone knowing he spent good money on used bathwater from e-thots. Can you imagine the resentment you'd be biting back? The disgust knowing he's no more evolved than a dog?