Kaylyn Saucedo / Kaylyn Dicksion / MarzGurl - Orangutan-armed Clout Chaser, Creator of #KickVic, Crowdfund Grifter, Made a Tribute to a Rapist, RIP Siren

I especially like the counter on her spelling mistakes (spoony betrayal style), cause she sure as fuck went on about how great she is at even that.

This needs a million views. It's better than most that were much longer from TUG/Yellowflash. Thequartering's was really good, but this is concise and I can't imagine her rage.

I don't know why, but I checked this long ago and it's still showing this right now at 543 views:
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You can really see how dysfunctional and flat out bitter she was in those early blogs she did. It's kind of school shooter manifesto but by a total retard.

ETA: I do remember her saying how making out in the back seat of a car could lead to pregnancy, but this guy really her hateful jealous early vibe down so bad. If anything he's a bit too easy on her, but I guess that's being fair.
 
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Falcon Sebben said:
She was doing "para para" or what I'd interpret as that.

It is / was a trend in Japan that you'd have entire groups of people doing synchronized movements to a certain song. The real issue is how much she's jiggling in doing so. It's really not a pleasant thing to be looking at. Kinda like an earthquake in fast motion.
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Sure but even in the avatar of @paperwork she has a facial expression.
Honka Honka Burning Love said:
Oh my god she turned into that fat chick from Drew Carrey show.
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Makeup yes, but she dresses and does her hair like Lupa. Of course Mimi also had facial expressions other than autistic deadpan, and frantic irritation.
 
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The Real High School Life: https://archive.ph/https://www.angelfire.com/weird/hslife*
MarzGurl's Archives: https://archive.ph/nY7EN
The Lowdown on Hicksville High: https://archive.ph/8jq1i
The majority of Hicksville High is made up of idiotic white people (this includes myself half of the time). But the second largest group of people are the latinos..or Mexicans...or something. Living so close to the Mexico border really lets our school be bilingual...even though most of us don't have a clue what those latinos are saying. All we know is that they like to come up behind you when you're opening your locker, say something to one another in Spanish, point and laugh at you, and then just walk off. It makes you feel really good about yourself.

There are maybe ten black kids in our entire school. And of course, all of the whitie hicks here have to find some stupid way of bringing up the fact that they are black. They're no different than any of us whites, nor are they any different than the latinos. But for some odd reason people like to pick on the blacks the most. No one is mean to them. They're all just having fun...having fun by going up to black people saying, "Hey, man, don't be pissed at me just because I'm black!"

The Horror of Anime: https://archive.ph/ZnpCz
Okay, I wanted to add this paragraph to the top of this page...I am IN NO WAY saying with this page that I dislike the Japanese. In fact, I'm not even saying that I dislike the type of art that Anime is! I'm only saying that I dislike a majority of the subject matter, the poor jobs they do in the dubbing room, and the LACK OF FRAMES! The shows have so few FRAMES that you can only BARELY call it ANIMATED! In fact, just to show you that I'm not all evil, I will be posting a page that show my exceptions to my Anime-Hating rule, and beleive me, there are a few. And I'm also working to create a section of the site based on some other Japanese things that I actually LIKE! 'Cause I think I'm starting to catch that Jap-fever that's sweeping the nation (HOW COULD I LET THIS HAPPEN?). Anyway, be on the lookout for those...
Oh, and also, I had done four more Anime movie reviews with the rest of the Reviewing Squad, but the tape I recorded the reviews on broke, so I'm going to have to do a little review of my own. Sorry, guys, but maybe it's better off that I don't expose you to SSJBra and L--- any more than I already have...
My Ideas of Anime Previous to Watching: https://archive.ph/PXG3e
The Search for the Anime Movies: https://archive.ph/VjtUk
Thoughts Previous to Watching Windaria: https://archive.ph/QeEEu
The Windaria Review: https://archive.ph/uav9c
Comments Previous to Watching Tenchi the Movie: Tenchi in Love: https://archive.ph/qq4Yp
The Tenchi the Movie: Tenchi in Love Review: https://archive.ph/OI1iI
MarzGurl in Anime: https://archive.ph/Mtr0B
marzgurl.webpmg_atomicwedgie.webpMarzjap.webpHorror.webp

MarzGurl's Links: https://archive.ph/AS60A (most dead, you may be able to pull up some on Wayback)

I have downloaded four Flash animations from here and tested them in Ruffle online, and they all work. KF won't take them as attachments. I put them in a zip file attached to this post. Or you can grab them yourself from these URLs:
https://www.angelfire.com/weird/hslife/1stAnimProject.swf - Made by Patrick.
https://www.angelfire.com/weird/hslife/GIR.swf - Made by Brandon.
https://www.angelfire.com/weird/hslife/death2.swf - Made by Gabe.
https://www.angelfire.com/weird/hslife/invaderzim.swf - This one is MarzGurl's.

There are a number of very old emails on the site that you could look up:
This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.
 

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Ceral Funt said:
Why does her voice, even when she wasn't as disgustingly fat as she is now, sound like she's constantly out of breath?
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What I'm wondering is what the fuck is with the Riddler outfit? The Riddler isn't fat.
 
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I imagine she's probably aware of this vid, but she is posting about.. King of the Hill now, I suppose cause the gay voice actor started shit and got himself killed in a street brawl. Everything she does is based on some BS these days.

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Yup, totally had to get that bullshit story in there that never happened about how the cop that pulled her over was super wrong about some incredibly minor thing no one gives a shit about.
 
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Found a neat video on armzgurl.
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Maybe YouTube shorts permanently gave me brain damage but i found this video Really boring, very repetitive too, I'm not sure if it's AI-generated voices or just someone doing an exaggerated "funny" voice, but either way, it gets grating fast, especially with the same 3 second free copyright music loop playing on repeat. It makes the whole video hard to sit through .its a shame cause there are not a lot of videos making fun of the more irrelevant GWTG people, Does anyone remember that little short Mexican dude that looked like angry joe and reviewed movies? i always found him hilariously bad, but i've never seen anyone make fun of him.

Besides i found the footage of Marzgurl flabby body jiggling all over the place very hypnotic. i couldn't even concentrate in the video.
 
Satan SoJoe said:
Does anyone remember that little short Mexican dude that looked like angry joe and reviewed movies? i always found him hilariously bad, but i've never seen anyone make fun of him.
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He's got his own thread https://kiwifarms.st/threads/eric-rodriguez-e-rod2010-the-blockbuster-buster.27795/
But much like how he did fuck all on channel awesome, he just hasn't done much of any interest. He still "reviews" shit and apparently self published a book, but unlike most of the channel autism alumni he hasn't spent the past few years crusading on twitter like a retard, e-begging, dropped the goofy skit bullshit after his wife died apparently, and even in his thread there's just not much going on.
 
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Found a neat video on armzgurl.
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Wow. This video confirms her lunacy was way before Channel Awesome, WTF.

"I would watch happily as my rival burned in a ball of burning bus fury. And then I would pull out my marshmallows and roast them over the corpses. Ah, but don't we all know that wishes don't ever come true?" - Marzgurl

Funny how ChatGPT can be very informative about her.

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She won't even go to any local protests, but I'd love to see her fat ass go with this and lead a charge against the White House. Seems she's fine with overthrowing democratically elected president in an insurrection, even with private arms (hah), if she doesn't like the ones in charge.

I don't think she realizes that if he's doing what they elected him to do, then gun owners are fine with having him as a president, in general.

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