quietstation2717
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The story about him chasing some black chick down the street with a sword is pretty fucking funny though.
StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)
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Holy shit what a Lolcow way of explaining shit.
First tho, did his hat get bigger? I actually cannot stop staring at his hat… it is so big and so distracting the way it moves. It’s like a fake 3D movie.
Second. He asked for a trail by Judge but didn’t testify to the judge? Then what the fuck was the point? Did you think the judge was just gonna be a big stytxemhammer fan and just see his name and immediately slam his gravel and scream, not guilty?
Lastly, insert “I did not hit her. I did not, oh hi Mark” meme cuz that what Tarl did. How many times did he say “I did not”?
Honka Honka Burning Love
In Clown World, the only god is the one who Honks.
True & Honest Fan
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"No Officer I did not push her down the stairs...I cursed her to fall down the stairs...and then MYSTERIOUS CURSE HANDS SHOVED HER!"
Serbian Deadbeat
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Well, in his mind it probably worked. It just backfired
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Tarl's faggot owl god is also in an abusive relationship and didn't take kindly to his servant's actions. SUFFAH TARL!
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Uh oh Louisianasisters, guess we've got another Tsunami coming sent straight by Stolas.
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I can't believe the owl demon didn't save him
CanIrateyouannually?
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Suffah Styx, you pagan rat demon.
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I wonder if the prosecution ended up seeing his videos gloating about his chaos magic causing one of them to kill themselves
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I didn't immediately connect "Tarl Warwick" when looking at the feature and was thinking of Warwick Davis. Was briefly wondering how a wee little midge could domestically abuse anyone.
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I have said repeatedly I actually do like his takes on politics (I am not a Libertarian but I like to listen to all points of view). However I really cringe anytime I hear about his personal life or the occult shit.
The way he described this really puzzled me and a coworker. Hanging out with your ex when you’re supposed to be married with kids and you were pissed she was texting another guy? Maybe I missed something but yeah that sounds like Battery.
Not even saying this makes him a bad person - I am just legit confused about this and about his defense.
Also he needs to drop the Pirate cosplay and get a haircut. It’s hard to take him seriously. Keep the beard. Keep the hair a little long. But for the love of God get rid of the Pirate hat.
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unironicjudiaism
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They may count his days incarcerated im his favor. He might sail off into the sunset to where ever gay vampirates sail to. San Francisco maybe?
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He's all but admitted to having separated from his wife at this point. He got back on booze, got a side piece, drunkenly groped her while streaming the Trump/Harris debate, then flew to New Orleans with her to party before realizing that a chick desperate enough to be his rebound is also enough of a whore to cheat.
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For a second I got really sad that one of the Ewoks turned out to be a dude who smacks his midge ladies but I confused Warwick Davis with this fuckin’ homosexual flaccid penis debutante flower wizard.
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Styx casting his spell to detect if his girlfriend is cheating (He learned it from Stolas).
Tēzcatlīpohca
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How long after his jail saga will he release his self published Magika jail story on amazon ?