Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 27.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 16.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 124 36.8%

  • Total voters
    337
He paid for sex. Something even Russell Greer can do.
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Look at this fucking faggot nerd. This is the dude who thinks he can somehow flex on you.

Look at this fag! Absolute fucking NERD.

Look at this geek, this homo, this gaywad, look what an obvious dorkwad he is!

This is NICK!
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Somehow I get this hunch that Nick's loyal fanbase can't count on tonight's hot takes on the verdict from the "experts that matters [sic]," because he still has "way more important shit" to do in the nonce chat well after midnight:

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Sorry kids, we're having spaghettios for dinner again, your dad spent all of our money screaming on the Internet again.
 
Somehow I get this hunch that Nick's loyal fanbase can't count on tonight's hot takes on the verdict from the "experts that matters [sic]," because he still has "way more important shit" to do in the nonce chat well after midnight:
Imagine being Nick's "loyal fanbase" and finally figuring out when Nick says he has "way more important shit" to do than actually covering the verdict of a trial he's been failing to comment on for weeks, what Nick means is that dangling from the nutsack of a fat greasy pedophile is way more important to him than covering the trial he pretended to be covering.

What a loser. A hanger-on to a fat greasy pedophile. He should definitely neck.
 
Somehow I get this hunch that Nick's loyal fanbase can't count on tonight's hot takes on the verdict from the "experts that matters [sic]," because he still has "way more important shit" to do in the nonce chat well after midnight:

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It’s honestly embarrassing how obsessed he is with Aaron Imholte. His entire focus seems to be on ruining Aaron’s life, and I doubt he’ll stop this self-destructive vendetta until either his goal is achieved or he’s drained all his resources in the process.

From what I can gather, he seems to blame Aaron for the decline in his own public image—and, by extension, his shrinking audience and increasing difficulty forming connections on YouTube.

Reading between the lines, my impression is that he’s just waiting for Aaron’s guilty plea to be formalized before launching his next major offensive, this time through legal action. His last offensive, as I see it, was his participation in Hackamania.

If I’m mistaken—and this is just him pounding his chest like the Internet tough guy he sometimes pretends to be—time will tell. But considering how emotionally invested he appears to be in Aaron’s life ruination, I genuinely believe he intends to pursue legal action.
 
It’s honestly embarrassing how obsessed he is with Aaron Imholte. His entire focus seems to be on ruining Aaron’s life, and I doubt he’ll stop this self-destructive vendetta until either his goal is achieved or he’s drained all his resources in the process.

From what I can gather, he seems to blame Aaron ..........

Presumably, if Aaron fights it, it would then bring out an insane amount of personal details relating to Kayla and Aaron. As well as Nick and April....

Why on earth would Kayla allow Nick to do this, just so Nick can claim internet points and a few grand from Aaron. Also, isn't it an incredibly huge dick move. Which is purely motivated on Ego and Revenge. If Kayla allows Nick to do this, she really is a massive Cunt.
 
It’s honestly embarrassing how obsessed he is with Aaron Imholte. His entire focus seems to be on ruining Aaron’s life, and I doubt he’ll stop this self-destructive vendetta until either his goal is achieved or he’s drained all his resources in the process.

From what I can gather, he seems to blame Aaron for the decline in his own public image—and, by extension, his shrinking audience and increasing difficulty forming connections on YouTube.

Reading between the lines, my impression is that he’s just waiting for Aaron’s guilty plea to be formalized before launching his next major offensive, this time through legal action. His last offensive, as I see it, was his participation in Hackamania.

If I’m mistaken—and this is just him pounding his chest like the Internet tough guy he sometimes pretends to be—time will tell. But considering how emotionally invested he appears to be in Aaron’s life ruination, I genuinely believe he intends to pursue legal action.
It would be hilarious if nothing came of the allegations that Aaron violated his parole. He keeps threatening the idea of legal action. Like get offf the pot where you are scrolling his Reddit feed and just do it already or shut up.
 
It’s honestly embarrassing how obsessed he is with Aaron Imholte. His entire focus seems to be on ruining Aaron’s life, and I doubt he’ll stop this self-destructive vendetta until either his goal is achieved or he’s drained all his resources in the process.

From what I can gather, he seems to blame Aaron for the decline in his own public image—and, by extension, his shrinking audience and increasing difficulty forming connections on YouTube.

Reading between the lines, my impression is that he’s just waiting for Aaron’s guilty plea to be formalized before launching his next major offensive, this time through legal action. His last offensive, as I see it, was his participation in Hackamania.

If I’m mistaken—and this is just him pounding his chest like the Internet tough guy he sometimes pretends to be—time will tell. But considering how emotionally invested he appears to be in Aaron’s life ruination, I genuinely believe he intends to pursue legal action.
All of this while Aaron is an empty-headed dimwit that just stumbles out of problems. Legal action? It will barely register with Aaron. Aaron will find some lawyer and another multi-year series of filings begin. Aaron will continue being boring and seemingly unaffected by all of it while Nick sits and shakes with nervous anger. After all the criminal legal shit he'd actively be choosing to submit himself to more torment. Dumbest thing he could do, so you're probably right.
 
Nick doesn’t seem to grasp that being a father—or even an aunt or uncle—means being a role model. Yes, part of growing up is realizing your parents aren’t perfect, that they’re human. But another part is being able to appreciate them when they demonstrate integrity and responsibility in spite of their faults.
You're exactly right, any half-attentive parent understands just how much of an effect they have upon their children, good and bad. I still fondly remember how proud I was of mine actively wanting to do housework just through seeing how persistent their mother and I were at doing chores (sorry Nick you won't understand this experience, but just trust me that it's possible). It proved to me that we were doing right by them, but it was shocking to see how much learning happens informally. For a huge part of their childhood, you're their template for what it means to be alive. That's a massive responsibility.

It's why his dumb fuck assertions that the children are fine fall so flat, that's entirely divorced from reality. Even in the event that these are 200IQ genius children like he claims, they would still be making negative inferences about what happened and particularly his role in it. They witnessed how his involvement with the Imholtes and loss of the nanny led to their neglect. They either witnessed or were made aware of the fact he's a drug addict. They witnessed their father's petulant response to his criminal case. They're aware that his 'job' is to stream from a trash strewn dungeon. This does not lead to 'fine' children. Either they learn to emulate being a loser, or they experience the vulnerability of having a loser parent they can't trust. Either way that profoundly impacts their development
 
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If I’m mistaken—and this is just him pounding his chest like the Internet tough guy he sometimes pretends to be—time will tell. But considering how emotionally invested he appears to be in Aaron’s life ruination, I genuinely believe he intends to pursue legal action.
His incredibly intense homosexuality is pretty disturbing. His skeletal chest thumping is pathetic too, though. A weird skeletal creature beating itself in the chest and head with tiny little weak pipe cleaner arms is strange, but not terribly intimidating.
 
Like get offf the pot where you are scrolling his Reddit feed and just do it already or shut up.

If he's going to do it at all it makes sense that he'd be waiting until after Aaron's sentencing next Wednesday, most likely because he'd simply like to have Kluver's his final draft of Kayla's his complaint mention what the final resolution of the criminal case ultimately was, possibly because he's operating under the insane fantasy that anything he could say or do might spook Aaron into withdrawing his plea and going to a trial that would bring the felony count back into play, possibly because he's operating under the insane fantasy that the judge's discretion at the sentencing stage could somehow throw out the plea that was already accepted at a prior hearing, and/or possibly because he's still hoping for the plausible but unlikely scenario that the prosecutor might supplement the release condition violation proceeding with an independent criminal charge for contempt and/or harassment that would then trigger a Sherburne County probation violation proceeding stemming from Ashley's HRO violation case last year, which would be a great tidbit to add to Kluver's Nick's final draft of Kayla's his complaint before serving it.

All of the above may sound too absurd for even Crackets to believe, but if you suffer through MAPton's overlong segment on this nothingburger that Nick skipped a potentially lucrative Karen Read verdict stream to watch while fondling himself at the spectacle of his tremendous victory, it will become immediately apparent that Nick spent a good chunk of his day DM'ing MAPton with insider details on exactly how this release condition violation filing came about, along with DM'ing his fantasies about what sorts of grave consequences the judge would surely surprise everyone with next Wednesday. The funniest part is that even MAPton wasn't buying it and was only semi-loyal enough to put Nick's fantasies out there as a hypothetical with an at least twice-repeated caveat along the lines of "now do I think this is gonna happen? No." Hopefully when diddlerverse mongs see next week that Nick oversold yet another supposed killshot that failed to take down their supervillain, that just might be their cue to escalate from their usual mogging of Nick to fully snaking him.
 
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It’s honestly embarrassing how obsessed he is with Aaron Imholte.
For real! And he doesn’t even have the shame to keep his fury on the DL. Whenever an (ostensibly) adult man loses his temper, they don’t seem to realize that nobody who’s watching thinks they’re a hero. They all just think you’re an obsessed faggot.

There’s a lot of that going around.

His entire focus seems to be on ruining Aaron’s life, and I doubt he’ll stop this self-destructive vendetta until either his goal is achieved or he’s drained all his resources in the process.
Or until he’s killed Aaron. I don’t think Nick has the guts but severe mental illness can give even the biggest coward a sense of false courage. That’s before you consider his fellow faggots, the Aaron alogs, who feed into his delusional fixation around the clock. If Nick literally murdered Aaron those queers would consider him a brave freedom fighter who was “protecting his family.” Their detachment from reality is complete and disturbing.
 
Why on earth would Kayla allow Nick to do this, just so Nick can claim internet points and a few grand from Aaron.
I don't know but it's VERY frustrating.

It's one thing for Kayla to have gone dark, wishing to be a private person in the wake of all of this embarrassment which - lets be real - looks particularly bad for a 'trad mom'. It's her primary responsibility to keep the kids in clean clothes and properly fed, maintain a somewhat organized home, and resist sexual degeneracy.

She had a brief moment of reprieve in the court of public opinion after the Keanu conflict with Nick. We all witnessed what she must be enduring (for over 20 years, no less).

But it's quite another thing for her to be complicit and, in fact, the complainant in an action to further punish Aaron. This literally keeps the conversation about all of her failures as a wife and mother front and center.

If she wants the embarrassment to stop, she should start with her husband who, just 5 days ago, sent a picture of the throuple to EVS. Does she even look at her husband's Twitter feed as he whines about Aaron's goo?

Did she notice when he took her bedside fridge table to the post office? What was that conversation?

"Honey, what are you doing with the fridge?"
"I'm shipping it to Mapton so we can laugh at it in Vegas when I talk about Aaron's cum and the coke that was found on top."
"Okay, cool, sweetheart. Have fun."
 
Kurt's autism may be actually working in his favour because he's controlled enough to shut the fuck up and let his guests talk, unlike Nick who feels the extroverted need to inject himself into every sentence.
He's oddly a quite competent host. Get the forum of discussion together, and let them discuss.
Letting the guests talk, that's the best host.
One that babbles a lot is worse.
And the worst one must insert comments about whether the guest likes their dickgirls with or without a penis.

Aaron’s lawyer responds to the violation allegation:

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This was sent to me privately. We’ll see if it gets verified. Verified by @Sneed Force One (letterhead embed here).

Fun fact: The “her” he refers to is Nick. 🤭
If I'm reading this right, the lawyer is basically telling her to turn off her computer. :story:
Skelly is the biggest STMS fan there is.

Nick only likes trials that are funny and weird like when a women is raped and dismembered.
Or when a ten-year-old with faecal incontinence is involved, so he can make bizarre paedophilic diaper sex jokes.

What's your position on swinging, BTW?
Upright tied to a tree. Skelly should demonstrate it.

and maybe him
>Maybe

Somehow I get this hunch that Nick's loyal fanbase can't count on tonight's hot takes on the verdict from the "experts that matters [sic]," because he still has "way more important shit" to do in the nonce chat well after midnight:
$50 sent to the fat nonce, just barely enough to get one slatternly photo of his whore wife minted by Aaron Imholte. How sad.
 
I don't know but it's VERY frustrating.

It's one thing for Kayla to have gone dark, wishing to be a private person in the wake of all of this embarrassment which - lets be real - looks particularly bad for a 'trad mom'. It's her primary responsibility to keep the kids in clean clothes and properly fed, maintain a somewhat organized home, and resist sexual degeneracy.

She had a brief moment of reprieve in the court of public opinion after the Keanu conflict with Nick. We all witnessed what she must be enduring (for over 20 years, no less).

But it's quite another thing for her to be complicit and, in fact, the complainant in an action to further punish Aaron. This literally keeps the conversation about all of her failures as a wife and mother front and center.

If she wants the embarrassment to stop, she should start with her husband who, just 5 days ago, sent a picture of the throuple to EVS. Does she even look at her husband's Twitter feed as he whines about Aaron's goo?

Did she notice when he took her bedside fridge table to the post office? What was that conversation?

"Honey, what are you doing with the fridge?"
"I'm shipping it to Mapton so we can laugh at it in Vegas when I talk about Aaron's cum and the coke that was found on top."
"Okay, cool, sweetheart. Have fun."
It's easy to assume that Kayla is being pressured into this by Nick or is just a passive observer to this garbage, but it could simply be a case of her being just as vindictive as Nick, she's just not online enough for people to actually see it. She can get petty revenge on Nick for trying to replace her with April by having him enact this stupid shit in public, taking the main brunt of the mockery for it, whilst she sits back and gets the victim treatment from a large swathe of Nicks critics.

People need to keep in mind that Kayla is as much a scorned lover as Nick is.
 
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it could simply be a case of her being just as vindictive as Nick
Doubtful. You know what they say: Hell hath no fury like an impotent bitch scorned.

Nick is the woman in that relationship, hence the constant emotional outbursts, tantrums, and inability to sexually satisfy his wife. Remember, before Kayla was enjoying torrid lovemaking with Aaron, Nick admitted he had to travel with a “field kit” of dildos so Kayla could get SOME semblance of pleasure.

Nick will never forgive Aaron for leaving him or for affirming what we already knew: Nick is a garden variety impotent cuckold.

Meanwhile, Kayla just wants to be left in peace with her pills and her online boyfriend Wesley Crusher.
 
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