2025 Israel vs Iran War

[Revolver Salesman]

how was the lockdown fellas?

 

[Chunky Salsa]

This just in: Israel has a cavernous tank parking lot beneath the desert sands under Soroka Hospital that is bigger than the hospital itself.

This image from Iran comes after they (1) celebrate striking the hospital to terrorize the Zionists and (2) claim they didn’t target the hospital and,,, acksually,,, only hit some military target nearby. They think you’re stupid enough to believe all three are true at the same time

The Israelis buildings are actually just those old playsets from the 90's, where a normal looking mountain actually has a bunch of fighter jets that launch from the volcano on top. That hospital actually splits open straight down the middle and tanks can fly out.

 

[jew3]

This just in: Israel has a cavernous tank parking lot beneath the desert sands under Soroka Hospital that is bigger than the hospital itself.

This image from Iran comes after they (1) celebrate striking the hospital to terrorize the Zionists and (2) claim they didn’t target the hospital and,,, acksually,,, only hit some military target nearby. They think you’re stupid enough to believe all three are true at the same time

jews are crying about a hospital, annoying kikes don’t realize the whole world enjoys seeing them ripped apart

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Then you're a dumb fuck. It's inhumane to have someone have their face blown off by looking at a pager. It's unnecessary cruel and yes, inhumane.

I genuinely don't see the issue with killing enemy combatants with bombs. I guess we can just chalk it up to different points of view. I don't see anything inherent cruel about it.

If they were instead loaded with, say, radioactive materials that just gave them ARS and has them die horrifically over the course of weeks, sure, I would agree, but they're just bombs.

Iran may have used multi warhead missiles in the latest strike.

That wouldn't surprise me. It would also make sense why more of them made it through. Most nations which employ weapons like these tend to use about a third of the warheads as decoys, spoofs, and jammers. The Iranian missile program is pretty advanced, relatively speaking, so something like I don't think is outside their capabilities. Their biggest problem here I think is that these are their newest kit, which they likely don't have a lot of. I'm curious if Iran is concerned they are entering "use it or lose it" territory. That would be a problem.

The only people who fuck this thread up and drown out the information, are retards who scream about "ZE JUDENN!!!" all the fucking time.

Yes I find the unironic advocacy for the extermination of the Jewish people quite tiresome.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Find someone who thinks about you as much as /pol/tards think about Jews.

 

[Steves Bane]

So Murc's Law?

More like who pays the piper. Background check Trump and it's two stories of the "odd one out, the man of the people" and the same old vapid controlled opposition. Nothing ever happens and nothing is going to happen when it comes to radical changes in US foreign policy.

 

[Jimmy Durante's Ballsack]

Where is this conflict headed, really? If Iran gives up all nuclear stuff are the going to be allowed to go back to business? Can they?

 

[Gerelatha]

Where is this conflict headed, really? If Iran gives up all nuclear stuff are the going to be allowed to go back to business? Can they?

I don’t think this conflict is sustainable over a long term, some ceasefire agreement will have to get made at some point.

 

[jew3]

Yes I find the unironic advocacy for the extermination of the Jewish people quite tiresome.

get rid of the ultimate victims so we don’t have to hear this bs anymore

 

[EyeGuy]

Drone downed by IDF helicopter over the Jordan valley:

 

[Foltest]

I don’t think this conflict is sustainable over a long term, some ceasefire agreement will have to get made at some point.

I want it to keep on going long enough so we can see an uprising inside Iran.
Please, I want to see the Mullahs shit themselves.

 

[Chunky Salsa]

No child, the East Romans outlasted the barbarians. And the Western Romans just converted King Clovis to Christianity and used him as their cudgel against the Visigoths. The Franks began to consider themselves Roman and some of their coins even said "the continuation of the Roman empire" on them.

Also we still have the city of Rome to this day. Which ancient Gaulic cities have stood the test of time?

If we're taking the complete transformation of the Roman civilisation as them winning, then...pretty much all the Gaulic cities, they just changed their names. If we're going "Yeah the Romans won because even though they really didn't endure, but some of their ideas and structures did!" Then so did the Gauls, and so has everyone. No two cultures at war for any real length of time remain completely unchanged by the other.

 

[Surfin Terf]

Look, every modern hospital has a tunnel and that means there's hamas in there. A valid military target. /sneed

The (at the time) current leader of Hamas was just found dead in a tunnel under a hospital last week (he was targeted last month and suffocated in his sealed off tunnel). How can you even pretend that Israel hasn’t been proven right about everything they said about Hamas?

 

[Gerelatha]

I want it to keep on going long enough so we can see an uprising inside Iran.
Please, I want to see the Mullahs shit themselves.

In this case there is no large rebel faction inside Iran like there was in Syria, I don't like the mullahs either but I doubt they will be overthrown over this.

 

[soy_king]

How is this hospital not a military target? It’s used to treat soldiers who occupy Gaza and massacre Palestinians. That’d be like Iranians saying the nuclear scientists aren’t legitimate military targets because they’re heckin’ civilians. In any case, if you’re getting the shit bombed out of you I think worrying about hitting “muh military targets” of your aggressor is a little pointless.

I get being restrained from the start - Iran was probably scared of the USA stepping in if they actually did some real damage to Israel. At this point, their military capacity is rapidly being dismantled. They have to strike now or suffer death by a thousand bombs. So why not just hurt Israel until they fuck off?

The same reason medics and the Red Cross aren't valid military targets, they're explicitly protected under the Geneva Convention for the last 100+ years. It's why the Iranians are desperately trying to say the hospital was being used as a weapons cache or military headquarters instead.

 

[Dawdler]

name one

Al Shaifa hospital
Al Dumbadaya medical center
Yo Mamiya medical research facility

 

[karz]

Where is this conflict headed, really? If Iran gives up all nuclear stuff are the going to be allowed to go back to business? Can they?

The outcome entirely depends upon if Trump feels like bombing Iran. Israel cannot damage any of the hardened bunkers; they lack any aircraft that can carry the necessary payload to damage those facilities buried under mountains.
The United States does, theoretically, but no administration has had to damage such hardened shelters under mountains, so the "bunker busters" that could do it in theory are still untested technology.

If the US gets involved in an air campaign as Netanyahu wants, then Iran is bombed, uranium stores buried under a mountain of rubble, Neocons, Zionists, and Fox News anchors cream their pants. Never mind the international consequences of another neocon sandbox war done on behalf of a foreign government, a whole different can of worms that I dare not open.

If the US does not get involved, then the whole operation will be for zilch. Nuclear scientists are dead, sure, but the program still has all its infrastructure in place. Uranium still exists untouched. All that remains at this point is for Iran to refine the material it currently has and begin manufacturing nuclear pits.

This is all following the logic that Iran began the process of making nuclear pits - something which they have not done since ~2003, according to all reliable sources. Israel is trying their absolute damndest to convince Trump that Iran is starting to make nuclear pits, even if Iran isn't making nuclear pits.
Perhaps something changed, and US intelligence has not caught up. But I doubt that's Iran's strategy here.
This has been a 30-year "will they / won't they" teasing game that Iran has done with everyone. Get the materials in place for a nuclear pit, but don't make a pit.

It's why Netanyahu has been seething since the 90s that "Iran is only one month / two weeks away from a bomb!"
It would take longer than that to make a pit, but the logic is that Iran could have one - not that Iran does have one.

See how this is all gay and retarded?

 

[Pimp C]

This thread has more kikes in it than a Chinese restaurant on Christmas.

 

[Dawdler]

No child, the East Romans outlasted the barbarians. And the Western Romans just converted King Clovis to Christianity and used him as their cudgel against the Visigoths. The Franks began to consider themselves Roman and some of their coins even said "the continuation of the Roman empire" on them.

Also we still have the city of Rome to this day. Which ancient Gaulic cities have stood the test of time?

Romani people still consider themselves a descendants of Rome. That they are gipseys is kinda shoved aside.
Gipsey also comes from Egypt as they were saying they were egyptians to boast their appearances. They are of Indian stock and haven't changed in 1000 years.
Just because they minted a coin means nothing.

 

[WhiteBoySummer]

Absolutely comical that Netanyahu seems to think the Iranian populace will rise in revolution because he asked them to. This is probably the furthest from revolution they've been in years. Nothing brings people together like an outside attack, let alone one from the regime's bitterest enemy.

The Allies dropped fliers over Germany in the first weeks of WW2, telling the people to rebel. Didn't happen. We dropped them over Japan. Didn't happen. We spent twenty years building globohomo in Afghanistan, and it folded in a second. People will side with their own if there's an external threat.

The only case I'm aware of this tactic working was in WW1 Russia, and the Germans only gave Lenin a train ride home. They didn't waste time on gayops telling the Russian people to rise against the Czar. This shah ain't Lenin.