Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 107 35.0%

  • Total voters
    306
Faran Balanced was driving her scooter at 17 mph when she was forced off the road by a driver. Subsequently, her scooter hit the curb. Injuries include a possible broken wrist and rib and "busted" knee.

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Nick Rekieta is the epitome of a misogynist. He wastes little time in gloating, call her fat and claiming she wanted to sleep with him.
I know, I know I'm late.

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At this point if you're still a Nick fan you're terminally retarded and will never change

I wonder if Megan Fox ("the fat one") has any second thoughts about writing that letter for Nick, arguably the best of the letters in his support. Even his wife and his father phoned it in with one-pager pablum compared to Megan's. What a stain on her reputation, writing a letter of support for an unrepentant addict and virulent misogynist. Good job Megan, you flying monkey.
 
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I wonder if Megan Fox ("the fat one") has any second thoughts about writing that letter for Nick, arguably the best of the letters in his support. Even his wife and his father phoned it in with one-pager pablum compared to Megan's. What a stain on her reputation, writing a letter of support for an unrepentant addict and virulent misogynist. Good job Megan, you flying monkey.
Flying Monkey?
Nooooooooo
That stupid bish is a drama queen NBC, black pride, employee
 
Don't let him bait you. You know he reads the thread and probably gets joy when "incel prudes" get MATI for his retarded edge-lord comments.
I don't let the opinions of subhumans (or worse) affect how I act or what I say, and neither should you. Whatever cope he can get to his audience of dozens is irrelevant to anyone, he's not catching a break from it.

As for Nick, I'd say karma is going to bite him in the ass but he's already living as Nick Rekieta and that's plenty bad on its own, particularly when you consider he'll go to the great beyond soon (if his drug use and mentality about burning out before 50 are any indication, just to clarify) and will do so screaming.
 
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Nick Rekieta is the epitome of a misogynist. He wastes little time in gloating, call her fat and claiming she wanted to sleep with him.
I know, I know I'm late.

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If doing what we're doing causes Nick to publicly escalate and go mask off then we should keep at it
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"Heh heh, let me tell you about how I would carve out a woman's insides and then live inside her on a SCI-FI SNOW PLANET".

Cool shit, Balldo. Would you also fight wampas on the snow planet with your best friend Luke Skywalker?
I know it's a star wars reference (what a soy faggot) but if he could he'd 100% kill and carve out faran's insides.
 
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"Heh heh, let me tell you about how I would carve out a woman's insides and then live inside her on a SCI-FI SNOW PLANET".

Cool shit, Balldo. Would you also fight wampas on the snow planet with your best friend Luke Skywalker?
I hope everyone starts using "on a Sci-fi snow planet" like "in Minecraft" when telling Nick their thoughts from now on.
 
Don't let him bait you. You know he reads the thread and probably gets joy when "incel prudes" get MATI for his retarded edge-lord comments.

Sean! Sean! They say terrible things about me that aren't true! They say my wife sleeps with other men. They say I take drugs. They say I abuse my kids...

Of course, all these things were absolutely true. And that was all BEFORE he'd become utterly unhinged and was leaning into the public degeneracy.

He's like Russell Greer but without the frozen mouth.
 
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On felony probation, threatening to carve out a woman's insides to shelter for warmth on a snow planet, before noon on a Thursday, tweeting it angrily from the shower where his wife tried to kill herself by self inflicted blunt force trauma to the head instead of dealing with his bullshit. Life is goooooooooooooooood 😎
 
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Did Rekieta become a mouth-breather after abusing so many different intranasal drugs? He huffs into the microphone constantly — this is just a short highlight of this:
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By the way, while I think it may be the microphone placement, breathing hard while at rest is one of the symptoms of an enlarged heart. An enlarged heart is a symptom of cocaine abuse.
 
At this point if you're still a Nick fan you're terminally retarded and will never change
I'm guessing, but I think this is likely--one of nick's fans likely in some sort of fugue state, I'm thinking like a concussive daze, he doesn't know what he's seeing or why he's ok with it, or even what his credit card is doing.

But one of these days he'll trip and stumble into a doorjamb or someone will just whack him on the head proper with a frying pan because he sounds like Rekieta when he talks and he will be back to normal, he'll come out of his fugue state, and he'll be horrified at what he's done
 
Don't let him bait you. You know he reads the thread and probably gets joy when "incel prudes" get MATI for his retarded edge-lord comments.

Agreed. I’d bet money that he gets off on others finding him repugnant. Just trying to skinwalk as a shock jock edgelord. If he wasn’t so vindictive, I wouldn’t even believe he was sincere.
 
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