Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Law]

More channeling Ethan Ralph

Where on Rekeita's dad bod will the third tit sprout?
My bet is left ventral thorax, somewhere above the sakura tattoo.

Such a shame Nick wasn’t turned to paste when he wreaked his Mustang.

No, it's funnier this way. His thread is gonna hit 10k.

 

[Penguin Soldier]

*wiggle wiggle*

Honestly, I think Ralph is more sane these days than Nick.

Say what you will, but Ralph was the GOAT main character of KF/MATI. Nick has certainly taken his spot, but he'll never be able to touch Ralph's peak in terms of milk. Now adays Ralph is like a broken down athlete. Past his prime, can't go like he used to in order to keep up with the competition, and the replacements don't have that same fire he did. But yes, he absolutely is better than Nick and has settled down as much as Ralph is gonna while exiled to his Mexican shack.

 

[Laura Loomer]

If Nick were to kill Aaron...

"on a Sci-fi snow planet"

.... it'd be with poison because he's a bpd teenage girl in any universe.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Agreed. I’d bet money that he gets off on others finding him repugnant. Just trying to skinwalk as a shock jock edgelord. If he wasn’t so vindictive, I wouldn’t even believe he was sincere.

More signs that he's going to Troon out.

 

[woodedbag]

If Nick were to kill Aaron...

If he kills Aaron he is still absolutely fucked because Kurt will make six figures covering the trial. That is the life he has built for himself, where not even slaying his estranged lover would offer him peace anymore. "Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon" if you will

 

[TherapyMan]

Honestly, I think Ralph is more sane these days than Nick.

Ralph and Rekieta are two sides of the same coin. Both ultimately engage in the same sort of self-destructive, malignant behavior. Both have substance abuse issues, low-impulse control, extreme resentment towards women, lash out constantly, manipulate, lie, and hurt the others around them, both physically as well as mentally. But the underlying mechanisms for how each functions are worlds apart—which makes the comparison really interesting.

The core difference comes from the fact that Ralph knows he's a sack of shit and is ashamed of that fact. All his actions are meant to cover up his feelings of self-hatred. Ralph will try to improve and feels regret about his actions, but inevitably fails to meaningfully change his behavior because he lacks the proper mental discipline and control to accomplish it. Each failure feeds Ralph's self-hatred even more and he spirals further down.

By contrast, Nick unironically sees himself as superior to everyone else. Nick does not feel shame for his actions and legitimately seems to be incapable of honest self-criticism. Nick cannot change to improve himself because he feels there's nothing he needs to change. Nick really believes he not is at fault for his own condition and externalizes that cognitive dissonance by blaming other people (see: Aaron) or abusing substances. Unlike Ralph, whose actions are meant to cover up his own feelings of inadequacy and shame, Nick's actions are meant to affirm his own sense of superiority and lash out against those who threaten it.

Ralph ends up the more sane of the two, because at least Ralph wants to do better. Nick doesn't.

 

[Vibralldo]

Agreed. I’d bet money that he gets off on others finding him repugnant. Just trying to skinwalk as a shock jock edgelord. If he wasn’t so vindictive, I wouldn’t even believe he was sincere.

I'm all for Nick alienating everyone possible by being as openly evil as he can

He should go into more thinly veiled star wars references about how he wants to butcher women

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Where on Rekeita's dad bod will the third tit sprout?
My bet is left ventral thorax, somewhere above the sakura tattoo.

On his nose. It's already developing.

 

[Unintelligence Score]

*wiggle wiggle*

Honestly, I think Ralph is more sane these days than Nick.
ETA:

Spoiler: The wiggle vid, for reference

This has been stated many times in this thread. Ralph is a much better man than Nick. There are many reasons for this:

• Ralph does not does dose children with cocaine
• Ralph (by virtue of being legally separated from his kids) is less of a burden on the lives of his kids than Rekieta is to his
• Ralph (once in a while) recognizes his own flaws and even expresses regret and a longing to reconnect with people he wronged
• Ralph has traveled around the world, and despite people's expectations that he'd simply die anywhere he'd go, he has come back from some quite dodgy places
• Ralph has proactively chosen to seek rehabilitation
• Ralph picks fistfights (even if he runs from nearly all of them) instead of constantly licking the government's boot for support
• Ralph doesn't constantly speak in the horridly annoying weasely manner that Rekieta does
• Ralph has not had sex with Aaron

 

[SaltyFanta]

Faran Balanced was driving her scooter at 17 mph when she was forced off the road by a driver. Subsequently, her scooter hit the curb. Injuries include a possible broken wrist and rib and "busted" knee.

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Nick Rekieta is the epitome of a misogynist. He wastes little time in gloating, call her fat and claiming she wanted to sleep with him.
I know, I know I'm late.

Edit: Details

Wow! Nick implying that physical harm is a fitting karmic revenge for upsetting him? But he's totally not a physical abuser guys!

I think this really is Nick crossing a Rubicon. He can make sexual comments about a judge on stream, or hope that a woman dies, or gush over child rape anime, and can still brush it off as 'internet shit'. But this represents Nick as the man he is, a man who can see a video of a woman he dislikes injured, and think something along the lines of "She deserved to get hurt.".

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Rekieta doubles down on his lawfare against Aaron, insisting that he “will have done it.”

X | A

He also falsely claims that he doesn’t want his ex-boyfriend back.

X | A

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Rekieta doubles down on his lawfare against Aaron, insisting that he “will have done it.”

X | A

Imagine being proud of consciously engaging in lawfare, as a tactic, to get back at someone who's hurt your feelings.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

This has been stated many times in this thread. Ralph is a much better man than Nick. There are many reasons for this:

• Ralph does not does dose children with cocaine
• Ralph (by virtue of being legally separated from his kids) is less of a burden on the lives of his kids than Rekieta is to his
• Ralph (once in a while) recognizes his own flaws and even expresses regret and a longing to reconnect with people he wronged
• Ralph has traveled around the world, and despite people's expectations that he'd simply die anywhere he'd go, he has come back from some quite dodgy places
• Ralph has proactively chosen to seek rehabilitation
• Ralph picks fistfights (even if he runs from nearly all of them) instead of constantly licking the government's boot for support
• Ralph doesn't constantly speak in the horridly annoying weasely manner that Rekieta does
• Ralph has not had sex with Aaron

I rated optimistic because both Ralph and Nick are pieces of shit, just for a myriad of different reasons. Ralph's slightly less bad now because he's too poor to do anything. That said, it seems like Nick is doing his best to become that poor.

 

[SigmaBalls]

He also falsely claims that he doesn’t want his ex-boyfriend back.
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X | A

Woah woah woah actual record scratch freeze frame moment, Is this technically the first time Nick has openly admitted to wanting to talk to april again?
I mean, isn't he NOT supposed to ever be in contact with her again? Expressing the desire to talk to her again alone sounds like something that'd get him in deep shit with the tugboat/his WIFE.

oh who am i kidding, he gets away with everything lmao

 

[and six goriilion others]

Soon he'll develop a speech impediment and try to avenge brothel owners.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Ralph picks fistfights (even if he runs from nearly all of them) instead of constantly licking the government's boot for support

Hey man, Nick picks fist fights too...only not with other men. Just with his wife and kids.

 

[RotPockets]

Oh, look. More channeling Ethan Ralph ("It was Gawd's plan!").

Living off mommy, Lowtax-free bish! Alpha Cuckeitamale! 4 out of 5 star days Medicare! Stalker child-abuse prudes!

Imagine being proud of consciously engaging in lawfare, as a tactic, to get back at someone who's hurt your feelings.

 

[Lurking9e9]

He also falsely claims that he doesn’t want his ex-boyfriend back.

X | A

Can Nick respect his ex-girlfriend's privacy by not bringing her up?

I get him bringing up his ex-boyfriend because he is a public figure. But April left the Internet for a reason, leave her alone.

 

[Penguin Soldier]

Ralph and Rekieta are two sides of the same coin. Both ultimately engage in the same sort of self-destructive, malignant behavior. Both have substance abuse issues, low-impulse control, extreme resentment towards women, lash out constantly, manipulate, lie, and hurt the others around them, both physically as well as mentally. But the underlying mechanisms for how each functions are worlds apart—which makes the comparison really interesting.

The core difference comes from the fact that Ralph knows he's a sack of shit and is ashamed of that fact. All his actions are meant to cover up his feelings of self-hatred. Ralph will try to improve and feels regret about his actions, but inevitably fails to meaningfully change his behavior because he lacks the proper mental discipline and control to accomplish it. Each failure feeds Ralph's self-hatred even more and he spirals further down.

By contrast, Nick unironically sees himself as superior to everyone else. Nick does not feel shame for his actions and legitimately seems to be incapable of honest self-criticism. Nick cannot change to improve himself because he feels there's nothing he needs to change. Nick really believes he not is at fault for his own condition and externalizes that cognitive dissonance by blaming other people (see: Aaron) or abusing substances. Unlike Ralph, whose actions are meant to cover up his own feelings of inadequacy and shame, Nick's actions are meant to affirm his own sense of superiority and lash out against those who threaten it.

Ralph ends up the more sane of the two, because at least Ralph wants to do better. Nick doesn't.

Very well put. I'd also add, that two had completely different starting points and means. Ralph was born white trash and could never escape (through his own self sabotage) despite trying to. Nick was born upper middle class, had the resources available to him to succeed, and for a time was successful. But he then willingly threw it all away to be white trash because of his selfishness.

 

[woodedbag]

How cool would it be if Aprils new boyfriend is Nick Rekieta's dad? She stayed at their house for a while and I'm guessing Celeste isn't prime rib anymore, and he can easily afford coke. Idk boys idk