💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Where on Rekeita's dad bod will the third tit sprout?
My bet is left ventral thorax, somewhere above the sakura tattoo.

On his nose. It's already developing.

 

[Unintelligence Score]

*wiggle wiggle*

Honestly, I think Ralph is more sane these days than Nick.
ETA:

Spoiler: The wiggle vid, for reference

https://youtube.com/watch?v=k6rxPQP6WOw

This has been stated many times in this thread. Ralph is a much better man than Nick. There are many reasons for this:

• Ralph does not does dose children with cocaine
• Ralph (by virtue of being legally separated from his kids) is less of a burden on the lives of his kids than Rekieta is to his
• Ralph (once in a while) recognizes his own flaws and even expresses regret and a longing to reconnect with people he wronged
• Ralph has traveled around the world, and despite people's expectations that he'd simply die anywhere he'd go, he has come back from some quite dodgy places
• Ralph has proactively chosen to seek rehabilitation
• Ralph picks fistfights (even if he runs from nearly all of them) instead of constantly licking the government's boot for support
• Ralph doesn't constantly speak in the horridly annoying weasely manner that Rekieta does
• Ralph has not had sex with Aaron

 

[SaltyFanta]

Faran Balanced was driving her scooter at 17 mph when she was forced off the road by a driver. Subsequently, her scooter hit the curb. Injuries include a possible broken wrist and rib and "busted" knee.

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Nick Rekieta is the epitome of a misogynist. He wastes little time in gloating, call her fat and claiming she wanted to sleep with him.
I know, I know I'm late.

Edit: Details

Wow! Nick implying that physical harm is a fitting karmic revenge for upsetting him? But he's totally not a physical abuser guys!

I think this really is Nick crossing a Rubicon. He can make sexual comments about a judge on stream, or hope that a woman dies, or gush over child rape anime, and can still brush it off as 'internet shit'. But this represents Nick as the man he is, a man who can see a video of a woman he dislikes injured, and think something along the lines of "She deserved to get hurt.".

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Rekieta doubles down on his lawfare against Aaron, insisting that he “will have done it.”

X | A

He also falsely claims that he doesn’t want his ex-boyfriend back.

X | A

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Rekieta doubles down on his lawfare against Aaron, insisting that he “will have done it.”

X | A

Imagine being proud of consciously engaging in lawfare, as a tactic, to get back at someone who's hurt your feelings.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

This has been stated many times in this thread. Ralph is a much better man than Nick. There are many reasons for this:

• Ralph does not does dose children with cocaine
• Ralph (by virtue of being legally separated from his kids) is less of a burden on the lives of his kids than Rekieta is to his
• Ralph (once in a while) recognizes his own flaws and even expresses regret and a longing to reconnect with people he wronged
• Ralph has traveled around the world, and despite people's expectations that he'd simply die anywhere he'd go, he has come back from some quite dodgy places
• Ralph has proactively chosen to seek rehabilitation
• Ralph picks fistfights (even if he runs from nearly all of them) instead of constantly licking the government's boot for support
• Ralph doesn't constantly speak in the horridly annoying weasely manner that Rekieta does
• Ralph has not had sex with Aaron

I rated optimistic because both Ralph and Nick are pieces of shit, just for a myriad of different reasons. Ralph's slightly less bad now because he's too poor to do anything. That said, it seems like Nick is doing his best to become that poor.

 

[SigmaBalls]

He also falsely claims that he doesn’t want his ex-boyfriend back.
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Woah woah woah actual record scratch freeze frame moment, Is this technically the first time Nick has openly admitted to wanting to talk to april again?
I mean, isn't he NOT supposed to ever be in contact with her again? Expressing the desire to talk to her again alone sounds like something that'd get him in deep shit with the tugboat/his WIFE.

oh who am i kidding, he gets away with everything lmao

 

[and six goriilion others]

Soon he'll develop a speech impediment and try to avenge brothel owners.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Ralph picks fistfights (even if he runs from nearly all of them) instead of constantly licking the government's boot for support

Hey man, Nick picks fist fights too...only not with other men. Just with his wife and kids.

 

[RotPockets]

Oh, look. More channeling Ethan Ralph ("It was Gawd's plan!").

Living off mommy, Lowtax-free bish! Alpha Cuckeitamale! 4 out of 5 star days Medicare! Stalker child-abuse prudes!

Imagine being proud of consciously engaging in lawfare, as a tactic, to get back at someone who's hurt your feelings.

 

[Lurking9e9]

He also falsely claims that he doesn’t want his ex-boyfriend back.

X | A

Can Nick respect his ex-girlfriend's privacy by not bringing her up?

I get him bringing up his ex-boyfriend because he is a public figure. But April left the Internet for a reason, leave her alone.

 

[Penguin Soldier]

Ralph and Rekieta are two sides of the same coin. Both ultimately engage in the same sort of self-destructive, malignant behavior. Both have substance abuse issues, low-impulse control, extreme resentment towards women, lash out constantly, manipulate, lie, and hurt the others around them, both physically as well as mentally. But the underlying mechanisms for how each functions are worlds apart—which makes the comparison really interesting.

The core difference comes from the fact that Ralph knows he's a sack of shit and is ashamed of that fact. All his actions are meant to cover up his feelings of self-hatred. Ralph will try to improve and feels regret about his actions, but inevitably fails to meaningfully change his behavior because he lacks the proper mental discipline and control to accomplish it. Each failure feeds Ralph's self-hatred even more and he spirals further down.

By contrast, Nick unironically sees himself as superior to everyone else. Nick does not feel shame for his actions and legitimately seems to be incapable of honest self-criticism. Nick cannot change to improve himself because he feels there's nothing he needs to change. Nick really believes he not is at fault for his own condition and externalizes that cognitive dissonance by blaming other people (see: Aaron) or abusing substances. Unlike Ralph, whose actions are meant to cover up his own feelings of inadequacy and shame, Nick's actions are meant to affirm his own sense of superiority and lash out against those who threaten it.

Ralph ends up the more sane of the two, because at least Ralph wants to do better. Nick doesn't.

Very well put. I'd also add, that two had completely different starting points and means. Ralph was born white trash and could never escape (through his own self sabotage) despite trying to. Nick was born upper middle class, had the resources available to him to succeed, and for a time was successful. But he then willingly threw it all away to be white trash because of his selfishness.

 

[woodedbag]

How cool would it be if Aprils new boyfriend is Nick Rekieta's dad? She stayed at their house for a while and I'm guessing Celeste isn't prime rib anymore, and he can easily afford coke. Idk boys idk

 

[Soapmore]

Rekieta doubles down on his lawfare against Aaron, insisting that he “will have done it.”
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He also falsely claims that he doesn’t want his ex-boyfriend back.
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"I do want to talk to April again, though" ... This guy can't go a day without humiliating his wife--and children. He brings disrepute on all his family.

So much venom in so little time, this guy is poisoning himself and everything around him with an increasing severity. This can't go on indefinitely, something or someone will break.

 

[SaltyFanta]

Soon he'll develop a speech impediment and try to avenge brothel owners.

I was just thinking about this today, Nick now reminds so much of Greer. The creepy way Nick treats women, and seems to be more aggressive towards women reminds me so much of Greer. It really is a fitting end.

I think Nick is a lightning in a bottle cow, he's got a little bit of all of them. He's got Greer's creepiness towards women. Ethan Ralph's drug abuse and rage. Fat Pat Tomlinson's smugness. Chantal's weird issues with her ex. Andy Ditch's mentality towards the law. I could go on forever.

 

[dustnight]

This has been stated many times in this thread. Ralph is a much better man than Nick. There are many reasons for this:

• Ralph does not does dose children with cocaine
• Ralph (by virtue of being legally separated from his kids) is less of a burden on the lives of his kids than Rekieta is to his
• Ralph (once in a while) recognizes his own flaws and even expresses regret and a longing to reconnect with people he wronged
• Ralph has traveled around the world, and despite people's expectations that he'd simply die anywhere he'd go, he has come back from some quite dodgy places
• Ralph has proactively chosen to seek rehabilitation
• Ralph picks fistfights (even if he runs from nearly all of them) instead of constantly licking the government's boot for support
• Ralph doesn't constantly speak in the horridly annoying weasely manner that Rekieta does
• Ralph has not had sex with Aaron

The only difference between Ralph and Nick is Ralph has a very tiny sliver of a conscious.

Rekieta doubles down on his lawfare against Aaron, insisting that he “will have done it.”
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He also falsely claims that he doesn’t want his ex-boyfriend back.
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If Nick doesn't want Aaron back then why does he want to fuck him bad?

 

[Penguin Soldier]

Rekieta doubles down on his lawfare against Aaron, insisting that he “will have done it.”
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He also falsely claims that he doesn’t want his ex-boyfriend back.
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Lmao, this loser is married but openly pining over April, who won't even speak to him and is fucking another man. Meanwhile Aaron got to fuck Nick's wife, moved on from her and April, then got a new girlfriend. Yet according to Nick, Aaron is the cuck because Nick "stole" April from him?

 

[JustSomeDong]

I think Nick is a lightning in a bottle cow, he's got a little bit of all of them. He's got Greer's creepiness towards women. Ethan Ralph's drug abuse and rage. Fat Pat Tomlinson's smugness. Chantal's weird issues with her ex. Andy Ditch's mentality towards the law. I could go on forever.

"By your powers, combined...

I am.....Captain Balldo!"

 

[Captain Manning]

Ralph and Rekieta are two sides of the same coin. Both ultimately engage in the same sort of self-destructive, malignant behavior. Both have substance abuse issues, low-impulse control, extreme resentment towards women, lash out constantly, manipulate, lie, and hurt the others around them, both physically as well as mentally. But the underlying mechanisms for how each functions are worlds apart—which makes the comparison really interesting.

The core difference comes from the fact that Ralph knows he's a sack of shit and is ashamed of that fact. All his actions are meant to cover up his feelings of self-hatred. Ralph will try to improve and feels regret about his actions, but inevitably fails to meaningfully change his behavior because he lacks the proper mental discipline and control to accomplish it. Each failure feeds Ralph's self-hatred even more and he spirals further down.

By contrast, Nick unironically sees himself as superior to everyone else. Nick does not feel shame for his actions and legitimately seems to be incapable of honest self-criticism. Nick cannot change to improve himself because he feels there's nothing he needs to change. Nick really believes he not is at fault for his own condition and externalizes that cognitive dissonance by blaming other people (see: Aaron) or abusing substances. Unlike Ralph, whose actions are meant to cover up his own feelings of inadequacy and shame, Nick's actions are meant to affirm his own sense of superiority and lash out against those who threaten it.

Ralph ends up the more sane of the two, because at least Ralph wants to do better. Nick doesn't.

I agree with all this, but one thing you don't mention is that Nick is legitimately more dangerous than Ralph.

People like to speculate that Nick is essentially broke now, and that might be true in terms of earned income, but he's still got access to a considerable amount of Petrofac wealth via his mom. He also has other assets. Ralph can't say the same.

When Nick says he's gonna engage in lawfare, he very well may have the means to try it.

And that's even before you consider the possibility of him going completely off the rails and trying more... "direct"... methods of harassment.

Also, who the hell thinks "lawfare" is a good thing? That's not a positive term. It usually implies filing frivolous crap for the sake of harassing or extorting people. All you lawyers should be shitting on him for using that term alone. Once again he proves to be a complete embarrassment to the profession.

 

[Sneed Force One]

[ X / Archive]

Nick, the difference is when we accuse you of being a child abuser, we have proof and multiple sources to back it up.
When you accuse the Nanny of abuse, all we have is your crybaby bitching a year after the fact and the testimony of a child known to lie.

She [allegedly] called you drunk off her ass babysitting, [allegedly] unable to react in the event of a medical emergency. You blew off firing her for two whole weeks because looking after your own children is an inconvenience.
When criticised for this, the best excuse you could stutter was "well it was COMPLICATED, okay!!!"