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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
It's like sleeping inside a McDonalds apple pie right now, fuck me.
Let me guess, you're not McLovin it?

Goes for all of us, sadly...

IMO, it's more of a failure pile in a sadness bowl (yes, I do have some early Patton Oswalt comedy CD's, before he became an insufferable twonk).

64?? I had to go look that up because o assumed they were the years younger than that. But bloody hell Ricky Ross was born 1957?
I need to go lie down
I can't believe it either, but like Joe Elliott of Def Leppard who was born around the same time he has kept his voice and still sounds great live.
 
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Because immigration is about destroying the host nation's culture and then genociding its people.
talking about jews being behind immigration policy in the the british isles
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Some sad news for Deacon Blue fans as their Keyboardist James Prime has died at the age of 64:

Archive: https://archive.ph/wip/xkZbM

Time to blast this classic out in tribute:

top band.
For some reason the housemartins popped in my head the other day so i popped them on. They had some good tunes as well. Man i miss those wholesome bands. now everything is niggerslop
 
For anyone struggling to sleep in the heat:

If you do a nighttime skincare routine, put your products in the fridge.

Those ziplock bags you can get to squish your clothes in your suitcase when you go on holiday? Put your pillowcases in there of a morning, squish all the air out, stick in the freezer. Put on your pillows just before getting into bed.
 
Apparently a school that I live near has less than 4% white british pupils, another nearby one is at 8.8%, I didn't realise they actually collected data on this or that it was anywhere near this bad.
All the schools around me are 90%+. I feel privileged and I@m happy for my nephews and nieces.
Almost as if somebody doesn't want us to travel.
It's incompetence. That it benefits certain malice is probably a bonus to those people, but the root cause is chronic lack of maintenance and interest.
 
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I do the skincare in the fridge, it's great and cooling. I am witnessing some based behavior on the train. Black lady offers a seat to this ginger businessman, snubs her and sits oppossite her and a table of 3 white biddies.
 
That's strange but not surprising.

A contact of mine works for Network Rail in Canton, Cardiff, and is also fairly active on the Rail UK Forum, so I'll ask him about this on the weekend.

If there's shenanigans, he'll let me know.
It was someone being hit by a train apparently but I’ve never seen the lines closed that long, even for that. Avanti are cunts.
 
I do the skincare in the fridge, it's great and cooling. I am witnessing some based behavior on the train. Black lady offers a seat to this ginger businessman, snubs her and sits oppossite her and a table of 3 white biddies.
I mean I can understand him doing that but also,kinda nice of her she offered. We all know the gingas suffer in the heat.
 
I was walking through Hayes the other day (don't ask), and this paki just chucks some rubbish into a hedge right in front of me. He's on his phone, doesn't miss a beat. Just shameless, blatant littering in his own community in broad daylight. And for no reason - this is on the high street and there's plenty of bins.

They're turning this country into the shithole they came from. Disgusting.
 
I was walking through Hayes the other day (don't ask), and this paki just chucks some rubbish into a hedge right in front of me. He's on his phone, doesn't miss a beat. Just shameless, blatant littering in his own community in broad daylight. And for no reason - this is on the high street and there's plenty of bins.

They're turning this country into the shithole they came from. Disgusting.
And you didn’t immediately set yourself up for a hate crime conviction?

You're as responsible for your country's decline into shitholedom as he is.
 
I was walking through Hayes the other day (don't ask), and this paki just chucks some rubbish into a hedge right in front of me. He's on his phone, doesn't miss a beat. Just shameless, blatant littering in his own community in broad daylight. And for no reason - this is on the high street and there's plenty of bins.

They're turning this country into the shithole they came from. Disgusting.

Yeah. And you let him.
You didn't say anything, and you let him.


Maybe call that shit out next time, like a proper fucking Britisher would.
 
Yeah. And you let him.
You didn't say anything, and you let him.
Eh? Where did I say I didn't say anything? I lifted up one of my headphones and called him a scumbag as I walked past, but beyond that I don't really have the time to engage people on the street in lectures about why littering is obviously bad, third world behaviour. They know, they don't care.

As for punching people and stuffing rubbish in their mouths, sure I'd love to do that. But it's pure fantasy. Maybe if my whole family died and I had nothing to lose I could go on a paki bashing spree in Southall and it's environs, but until then I have to think a bit more sensibly about what I do. Sorry that I didn't use this opportunity to rise tf up guys.
 
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