StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

A Very Big Fish said:
The picture I stole of the Veggie Tales' Pirates Who Don't Do Anything poster got nuked.

Its been rough.
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*except getting thrown into prison because we’re retards.
 
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>Be pirate
>Drinking me rum
>Gf starts nagging me for drinkin too much jolly grog
>Yo ho this wench be wailing like a banshee
>Shiver her timbers
>She be callin the kings men on me
>Ask me demon friend, Stolas to save me booty
>MFW stolas doesn't save me from gettin' put in the brig, arrrgh

 
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Schizneed said:
depending on the state he can lose his 2A right over domestic. can't wait for the seething
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Looks like he won’t be exercising his Second Amendment rights anytime soon. Under the Lautenberg Amendment (18 U.S.C. § 922(g)(9)), enacted in 1996, anyone convicted of a misdemeanor crime of domestic violence—federal or state—can’t possess firearms or ammunition that have moved in interstate commerce, for life. That rules out his Glock 42. He might want to grab a good cutlass, or a blunderbuss, though, since antique firearms (like flintlocks or muzzleloaders using loose black powder, per 18 U.S.C. § 921(a)(16)) are exempt. State laws could still restrict these, so he should check local rules.
 
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A Very Big Fish said:
The picture I stole of the Veggie Tales' Pirates Who Don't Do Anything poster got nuked.

Its been rough.
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I know a good lawyer in Minnesota if you need an introduction, he's a great guy, a real family man and I'm sure he can sort out this copyright dispute for you.

edit: sorry, he can't help, apparently he's been disbarred and is currently addicted to galaxy gas
 
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MunsterCheeseJr said:
On sentencing, I predict time served plus probation.
* Styx is a first time offender.
* Styx doesn't live in New Orleans so he isn't New Orleans's ongoing problem.
* I don't know how long probation will be, but it clearly doesn't matter. Styx has been able to booze it up on a regular basis without getting caught while awaiting trial. I don't see that changing.
* Styx has already done all of the good boy anger management and domestic violence classes.
* I think the prosecutors just wanted to get a conviction nailed on Styx so that if he gets popped for Domestic Violence again, it will be taken more seriously.

I don't know that Styx deserved to get nailed for this specific issue of nailing his girlfriend with her cellphone. But he has done far worse with this threats of going all stabby-stabby on them and pointing guns at his hook ups. This has to stop, wizard of hell or not.

If Samantha wanted to do Styx a real solid that he would hate, in her victim's impact she should tell the judge about Styx's long standing substance abuse issues with alcohol. And that people don't believe that Styx has been able to maintain sobriety while out on bail, so the system was not working. The only thing that will solve this problem is addressing Styx's substance abuse issues head on.

As a side note, Gary from Nerdorotic stated that the thing that got him to change was that his life finally got bad enough that he got sick of the consequences of his drug use. And keep in mind, sleeping under a bush in front of a restaurant wasn't bad enough for Gary. I think his time in prison was what finally buck broke him. Styx and Nick Rekieta are both a long way off from hitting their rock bottom.

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It's not just the domestic abuse, the retard can't stop contacting his ex even when the courts tell him not to. He won't stop trying either. That's what will get him in the end.
 
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babyDunk said:
Why did he not explain this in court, though? Should have gotten a Semitic good lawyer to do the explanation, perhaps.
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Because he's lying to his audience and giving us the most sanitized bullshit story, and the prosecution probably had him dead to rights with whatever evidence they had that Tarl said he "disagreed with". Same as Nick Rekieta.
 
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Yesterday I saw a Styx thread on pol. Someone actually trained a lora on Styx and was posting a few gens as well as the lora itself. In that thread there was also a gif of Tarl crossdressing. Not sure if any of that's in this thread but here's a link to the archive if you want some AI Tarl shitposts or to see his uwu bulge.

Unrelated to Styx kind of I recently saw a clip from facialabuse while dodging cuckold, bbc, and sissy threads on slash gif. What stuck out to me wasn't the porn but that the guy has a Styx Ouroboros hat on. I DL'd a handful of FA shoots, purely for research purpose of course, the hat stays on the entire time. One was from 2021 while another was from like a week ago. Every shoot this methed out motherfucker wears the hat. The FA dudes seem to be right wing so I doubt it's being worn ironically or because of the design. Seems perfectly on brand for Tarl to have crackhead, degradation-piss fetish pornstars as true fans of his.
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I gotta go wash my eyes out after trying to get a clear shot of the hat. Man's got a weirdly flabby ass considering how skinny he is.
 
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gaysexenjoyer said:
BEHOLD AND WITNESS THE POWER OF STOLAS MORTALS
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It was a picture of the Pirates that Don't do Anything from Veggietales, with a message under it where I wrote something to the affect that It was God's strongest pirates keelhauling a Stolas lover. Maybe some copyright bot noticed it? No clue, I didn't even know until I saw this comment on my...
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Regarding his censored content, by a very big fish.

MunsterCheeseJr said:
And keep in mind, sleeping under a bush in front of a restaurant wasn't bad enough for Gary.
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There's a youtuber with a ton of subs who would totally sleep under a bush in front of a restaurant. He's slept in bushes beside intersections, in roundabouts, and in the most unlikely places. "I'll bet I could sleep there" is pretty much his motto.
 
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Victim2988 said:
I used to listen to him many years ago (2017 maybe) like something in the background, he was talking also about old occult books and I found the topic interesting. But since a few years it's not that interesting anymore, quality is really down and I finally unfollowed him. Sad to see him falling into the lolcow realm.
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He is not nearly insightful or introspective enough to be of any value commenting on the occult. Listening to him will make you dumber.
 
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MunsterCheeseJr said:
I don't know that Styx deserved to get nailed for this specific issue of nailing his girlfriend with her cellphone.
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Did they seriously not offer him a remotely decent plea deal? Or is he just retarded?

I mean he's obviously guilty of what he was charged with but it was basically the caffeine-free diet version of domestic violence. It's not like he sent a bitch to the hospital with a shattered skull or some shit.
${Sandy} said:
>MFW stolas doesn't save me from gettin' put in the brig, arrrgh
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Stolas looked at him disapprovingly for consorting with hos instead of gaybros. Why couldn't he just find a hot imp?
quietstation2717 said:
That's what will get him in the end.
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huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh [beavis laugh] you just said "get him." huhuhuhuhuhuhuh "in the END" huhuhuhuhhuhuh.
 
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