Most autistic thing you've purchased lately - c'mon feel the cringe

[Brenda Holiday]

Four vintage appliances. One blender from the 60s with manual (and gross recipes) included, one toaster from maybe the 80s, a sandwich press from the 90s, and a food processor from the 80s (maybe, again). 20 bucks for all.

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waiting for it to arrive... wanna get it a little denim jacket then iron on my kiwi farms patches on it

I saw an ad for this dude and immediately thought of the site. So cute.

 

[King Possum]

I bought a custom oppai mousepad because of how comfortable they are. It's solid black with the words "sample text" written on it.

 

[Damien Thorne]

Hedwig and the Angry Inch - The Criterion Blu Ray

Unironically, it is one of the most powerful anti grooming films ever made.

 

[Jason Wynn]

These floppy dicksicles

 

[Aunt Carol]

These floppy dicksicles

Oh, man! A decade or two ago they did the same thing, ice pops with gelatin in them so they melted more slowly (or at least held their shape) but people disliked the texture.

Wonder if someone blew dust off the formula and decided to lean all the way into the side effect. (And then wobbled a bit.)

 

[Chongqing]

I'm buying a new TV antenna next month.

Edit to add:
It's this one.

https://www.amazon.com/Circular-Tabletop-Compatible-SDV8201B-27/dp/B07BLNWZHS/ref=mp_s_a_1_3

 

[Ventrue]

I got two black quill pens. They look a little bit like these.

 

[Chongqing]

I got two black quill pens. They look a little bit like these.

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I need this.

 

[Damien Thorne]

Grape indica THC starbursts! The most autistic way ever to get high!

On another note - anybody who is worried that people are going to hand these out to kids on Halloween clearly has no idea how pricey they are.

 

[Retarded Weeb]

I bought a few Magic the Gathering cards from the new Final Fantasy set, despite never playing MtG before or intending to, because they have a picture of my waifu on them.

 

[Beyerdynamic DT 700 Pro X]

A pack of Feather DE blades. They give the smoothest shave but slightly irritate my skin, I guess I need to git gud. So far I like them more than Wilkinson Sword or Sputnik.

 

[Sundae]

I got a Mighty the Armadillo figure. Armadillos are one of my favorite animals, and it was only five bucks, so I figured why not. I have it set on my PC case.

I got two black quill pens. They look a little bit like these.

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I bought a similar one a few months ago, Amazon had one shaped like a peacock feather. It's neat.

 

[Zirnwyb]

Two bead storage trays, which isn't autistic maybe itself, but they're for my extras from the Miniverse shit I buy because I was getting agitated not having them all sorted. I intend to make other resin minis with the extra bits and bobs, including minis of mid-century gelatin abominations, so I needed it all nice and neat.

 

[Dieter Laser]

Grape indica THC starbursts! The most autistic way ever to get high!

On another note - anybody who is worried that people are going to hand these out to kids on Halloween clearly has no idea how pricey they are.

Edibles cost literally nothing to make, if you had any idea you’d be shocked. The industry upcharges so hard it’s insane.

Thread tax - 2kg of mixed strain food grade rosin for my small business.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

Spoiler: Men's swim shorts

I feel the insatiable urge to skinwalk

 

[Mysterious Girlfriend X]

I recently purchased this.

Although the purchase itself isn't autistic, the amount of joy I get from using it certainly is. I get so happy dumping bacon grease into this thing you'd probably laugh at me if you saw it.

 

[WhatInTheActualFuck]

I recently purchased this.
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Although the purchase itself isn't autistic, the amount of joy I get from using it certainly is. I get so happy dumping bacon grease into this thing you'd probably laugh at me if you saw it.

I have a small jam jar that I drain my bacon fat into. I dig the idea of a bespoke item for it, but I've been using my little jam jar so long I don't want to switch up.

Tax: It's not for me, but picked up a couple of Gerber EAB Lites for some friends on a humbug. It's a perfect little EDC knife since it folds up small enough to fit in the coin pocket of a pair of jeans but unfolds into a usable little knife that takes standard utility knife blades. I've been carrying one forever and the people in question have borrowed it enough that I felt that they needed their own.

 

[Ratboy Genius]

A kids' book.

This is a new addition to a series that I loooooved as a kid (and have every book).

 

[HowlingChasm]

I resonate strongly with teenagers who wanted to be Dracula 30 years ago.

 

[Lizard Pope]

Two more salt cellars.
I’m at 27 now, each with a different salt/salt+other shit blend.
No, my sodium levels are at the low end of normal, why do you ask?
I’ve named most of them.