Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 87 27.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 52 16.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.3%

  • Total voters
    320
1) Does anybody know when the "Rekieta Law" YouTube channel first mentioned that it is owned by “Rekieta Media LLC”?

It could depend on what verbiage would suffice to imply ownership as opposed to other roles or rights, but FWIW here are three of the earliest mentions of the entity's involvement with different wordings to choose from:

1. September 2, 2019

This show is brought to you by Rekieta Media. Rekieta Media, which I guess is a thing, now.
[Timestamp 1:01]


2. September 16, 2019

This show is presented to you by Rekieta Media.
[Timestamp 0:34]


3. September 19, 2019

This is of course Lawsplaining the Interwebs, as stated, a production of Rekieta Media LLC...
[Timestamp 0:50]
 
1) Does anybody know when the "Rekieta Law" YouTube channel first mentioned that it is owned by “Rekieta Media LLC”?
The Texas LLC was made during Weeb Wars as an artifice to try and goad Jamie Marcie (IIRC it might have been Mars Girl or Monica Rial) into being forced to sue him in Texas and risk a TCPA loss. It was always a big brained bullshit plan that had low chances of working due to a lot of reasons that all boiled down to various instances of Nick not knowing law as good as he thinks he does.
 
Those Faran comments by him are not a sign of a person that belongs to breath air on my planet. I'm not MATI, I just have revised my stance on what happens to Nick and when.

I don't want him to die. I want him to be murdered, slowly and painfully. His wife is also a POS, she can go too.

If this weakling little cunt thinks he can go around shit talking people the way he does, then he never goes outside much. In life there's always consequences for shit talking others. I guess Nick never learned that lesson when he was a meek, shy, awkward cheerleader (faggot) virgin in school.

Nick Nick Nick. You think karma doesn't apply to you?
Just shit talk the wrong person. Just once. I dare you....
 
If this weakling little cunt thinks he can go around shit talking people the way he does, then he never goes outside much.
Nick goes outside all the time. After he's done driving his keeeeedz for 25 hours he visits Ape to give her cocaine money.

Other than that I think yes, you're correct. I imagine his time is spent between seething on twitter and watching videos of people making fun of him.
 
The Texas LLC was made during Weeb Wars as an artifice to try and goad Jamie Marcie (IIRC it might have been Mars Girl or Monica Rial) into being forced to sue him in Texas and risk a TCPA loss. It was always a big brained bullshit plan that had low chances of working due to a lot of reasons that all boiled down to various instances of Nick not knowing law as good as he thinks he does.
Nick's always been a fag, he was just a fag to the right people so no one cares

Guarantee he treated Monica Rial the same way he treats Faran
 
Those Faran comments by him are not a sign of a person that belongs to breath air on my planet. I'm not MATI, I just have revised my stance on what happens to Nick and when.

I don't want him to die. I want him to be murdered, slowly and painfully. His wife is also a POS, she can go too.

If this weakling little cunt thinks he can go around shit talking people the way he does, then he never goes outside much. In life there's always consequences for shit talking others. I guess Nick never learned that lesson when he was a meek, shy, awkward cheerleader (faggot) virgin in school.

Nick Nick Nick. You think karma doesn't apply to you?
Just shit talk the wrong person. Just once. I dare you....
One thing you should understand is that if he keeps at this level of seeth it's actually funnier for him to keep on living. Consider being in your 40s, married with five kids, a trust fund, a paid off million dollar house, and a once top tier YouTube revenue stream you built, and then still being in so much pain from your own failure that you spend all hours of the day screeching at and about random people online, trying to say the most horrifying things you can in hopes of bringing these random people down to the level of anguish you feel. I think the combo of shame and failure and hard drug use has triggered his NPD to a point of no return psychosis where unless he is forced off the internet he will stay cycling in this pointless misery forever, which is arguably a fate worse than death 😂
 
@AltisticRight

You seem to be more versed in some areas of biochemistry, but Nick is really fucking himself healthwise. He’ll likely give himself an arrhythmia if he keeps abusing shit. Seriously, someone who’s fat like @Potentially Criminal (sorry to @ you again) will have a better time dealing with blood pressure and heart issues.

I think @Otterly is the resident biologist, but you don’t have to be a doctor to understand why fluctuating your blood pressure is a bad idea.

I’ll list what Nick was on and what it does to your blood pressure:

Cocaine - Vasoconstricter
Alcohol - varies upon use, but heavy use is linked to vasoconstriction
Provigil - Vasoconstricter
Adderall - Vasoconstricter
Nitrous Oxide -Vasodilator
MDMA - increases heart rate, not the worst
Rugieta - vasodilator, it’s effectively a stronger viagra

Beyond just drugs, Nick not getting enough sleep is also bad. It’ll contribute to a rise in blood pressure because a goods nights sleep helps drop it. His shitty diet and lack of exercise also could contribute to a lower blood pressure, but depending on what he eats (ramen and dorito) the sodium will jack it up.

I am not a doctor (I do have a degree in the field and did research in medicine), but Nick’s health even from a glance is shitty. You can’t and shouldn’t go between extremes. I’m not going into the fact that most of his drug use probably fucks with any chance of his body repairing itself (B12 issues, wet brain). Nick’s habits and behaviors basically guarantee that his body is fighting a losing battle.

Also, I am pretty sure Nick has AIDS.
All I understand from this is that we can claim Nick is dilating whenever he turns his camera off.

Nick is coping, seething, and (vaso)dilating.
 
One thing you should understand is that if he keeps at this level of seeth it's actually funnier for him to keep on living. Consider being in your 40s, married with five kids, a trust fund, a paid off million dollar house, and a once top tier YouTube revenue stream you built, and then still being in so much pain from your own failure that you spend all hours of the day screeching at and about random people online, trying to say the most horrifying things you can in hopes of bringing these random people down to the level of anguish you feel. I think the combo of shame and failure and hard drug use has triggered his NPD to a point of no return psychosis where unless he is forced off the internet he will stay cycling in this pointless misery forever, which is arguably a fate worse than death 😂
I've been enjoying his long downfall immensely. He experiences karma everyday as he wakes up from his early morning nap and realizes all the above. And it's highly amusing. All of the lives of people on this board are better than his in every single way.
Ultimate karma is coming though. This faggot is just begging for it. It'll come when he least expects it too.
 
I've been enjoying his long downfall immensely. He experiences karma everyday as he wakes up from his early morning nap and realizes all the above.
cat1.webpWake up, Nick! I think you had a bad dream, you were screaming in your sleep. Sorry to bother you but Johnny Depp's trial begins in an hour, you probably want to take a shower, eat something and make sure your streaming setup works perfectly. I know you hate to disappoint your loyal audience! Now that I have your attention...

cat2.webp
Mwahaha, fuck you, Balldo, I was joking. You ruined your career, your marriage and your life. Eat shit!
 
1) Does anybody know when the "Rekieta Law" YouTube channel first mentioned that it is owned by “Rekieta Media LLC”?
It could depend on what verbiage would suffice to imply ownership as opposed to other roles or rights, but FWIW here are three of the earliest mentions of the entity's involvement with different wordings to choose from:

1. September 2, 2019


[Timestamp 1:01]


2. September 16, 2019


[Timestamp 0:34]


3. September 19, 2019


[Timestamp 0:50]

He admits the reason for the LLC was for it to be a litigation shield and use Texas TCPA:
September 19, 2022
Starts at 1:39:46, if I goofed it


He said the ownership notice was in the YT 'About' page in January of 2022:

Jan 20, 2022
Starts at 1:15:35 seconds, if I goofed it


Additionally, he claims that the show has been 'owned' by the LLC for 'four years' in this clip:

March 2, 2023
Starts at ~35 seconds, if I goofed it


When sued by Monty, he claimed that the channel was owned by the LLC and it owned the show content:

February 16, 2023
Starts at 30:12, if I goofed it


He insists that he has active business in Texas with primary output of online content:
September 23, 2020
Starts at 54:42, if I goofed it

2) Does anybody know when Nick Rekieta stopped opening his segments by saying he is “Nick Rekieta, of Rekieta Law, a small law firm in Central Minnesota”?

He has not.
 
The Texas LLC was made during Weeb Wars as an artifice to try and goad Jamie Marcie (IIRC it might have been Mars Girl or Monica Rial) into being forced to sue him in Texas and risk a TCPA loss.
It was almost certainly not Marzgurl he was worried about. Marzgurl is chronically broke as fuck, and wouldn't be able to sue anyone. That was widely known by everybody, including Nick.
 
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