Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Swole McPole]

LOVE my good set of knives and I will inherit some good crockery and plate one day because I am the only family member known to cook regularly. The siren call of a good pan or dish is real...

I don't have good plates because I used to have a tendency to get high, nod out and smash them. I also don't have great cutlery. It's a hodge-podge collection of mostly good old stuff I bought at jumble sales and charity shops, so it's a lot better in quality than you can buy today, but none of it matches.

I'd never really noticed this before but I'm not really interested in the stuff I use to eat from/with, yet I'm really obsessive about the stuff that I actually use for cooking. So I've got great saucepans, skillets in cast iron, stainless steel and carbon steel and I've got great knives. An espresso machine with an E61 group head and a Mazzer mini. I used to put a lot of effort into finding great cups and saucers, but like the plates, I break 'em.

But I don't own a microwave or an air fryer. I might own those things if I had a bigger kitchen, but ours is small so I have to prioritize.

 

[FuhrerMustang]

Yes. His loan was forgiven. Mister uber libertarian did the same thing a lot of black people have done.

Wait. Does the government think he's black? Is that why they're giving him kid gloves treatment?

Honestly, can't blame Rekieta for this one. Under similar circumstances everyone should be securing the bag.

 

[Vibralldo]

It's quite FUNNY to me that, even though we can't be certain about what exactly happened, it's clear that something negative is affecting Rekieta. Every time he faces some sort of setback, he launches into a tweet spree in search of validation—like an insecure teenage girl looking for reassurance. LOL. It's rather pathetic, what a "fun guy," LMAO.

Could be as simple as Randazza blowing off Nick's court appearance to go to the Read trial

Hopefully it's more

Maybe he's mad because he can't afford Randazza anymore

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Honestly, can't blame Rekieta for this one. Under similar circumstances everyone should be securing the bag.

People who are capable of working shouldn't be going to the government for handouts.

*Especially* not trust fund kids. What the hell is that kind of begging? It's pathetic. The money should go to people who actually need it. He objectively didn't. Probably got spent on cocaine after all.

 

[not william stenchever]

Kayla wasn't disgraced because she's built for the streets. Her nudes are worth $50.

Our Wife... for a price

 

[Fapcop]

People who are capable of working shouldn't be going to the government for handouts.

*Especially* not trust fund kids. What the hell is that kind of begging? It's pathetic. The money should go to people who actually need it. He objectively didn't. Probably got spent on cocaine after all.

True.

Still.

Gibs for nogs.
“Refugees” get free houses and cars.
Billions for Ukraine and Israel.
Politicians get money for advocating for other countries interests.

But when the Biden administration is literally GIVING away money to pretend that everything is just swell, we’re supposed to do the high trust society thing and proudly say: “No thanks, I’m HAHNEST!”

Idk man…

Especially since the money Biden gave away were literally our kids and grandchildren’s money.

Peak Rekieta to help steal from his own kids though.

 

[Vibralldo]

True.

Still.

Gibs for nogs.
“Refugees” get free houses and cars.
Billions for Ukraine and Israel.
Politicians get money for advocating for other countries interests.

But when the Biden administration is literally GIVING away money to pretend that everything is just swell, we’re supposed to do the high trust society thing and proudly say: “No thanks, I’m HAHNEST!”

Idk man…

Especially since the money Biden gave away were literally our kids and grandchildren’s money.

Peak Rekieta to help steal from his own kids though.

Eric July was wrong

Nick's not a whitebread ass nigga, he's defrauding government handouts like a true black man

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

we’re supposed to do the high trust society thing and proudly say: “No thanks, I’m HAHNEST!”

So you *want* to live in a low trust society? 'Cause that attitude is why you live in a low trust society. :p
... Anyway this is getting off topic and political, so never mind. I just try to have higher standards for myself. I'm not interested in convincing others to agree with me.


Btw Nick's FAT. He can't stream because he's eating a million sandwiches right now.

 

[SigmaBalls]

Btw Nick's FAT. He can't stream because he's eating a million sandwiches right now.

Nick is a FAT WHITE BREAD ASS NIGGA because he's the NIGGER who STOLE all the WHITE BREAD and ATE IT ALL LIKE A FAT NIGGA(ER)

 

[AnOminous]

@Potentially Criminal Could you clue us in? Is Randazza not allowed to publicly say that the Law Pope is legally BROKE(DICK)?

Even if you're not showing up to a hearing because your broke poverty stricken client whose dick can't get up and who is wearing a Balldo hasn't paid you, you owe it to the court to inform them in advance.

This was either an honest error brought about by eating a brain tumor for breakfast, or it is some dodgy maneuver to derail the case.

Nick would have gotten that two years ago, all he would have had to do is just not be a coke head

Being Nick Cuckieta and not snorting cocaine challenge: IMPOSSIBLE.

What if his constant whining about Aaron and his goo wasn't anger but a cry for help?

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Riddle: why has Cuckieta gone blind? Because he's Mr. Muh Goo.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Runkle of the Bailey got the first interview with two of Karen Reads lawyers


Nick would have gotten that two years ago, all he would have had to do is just not be a coke head

He would’ve weirded them out by asking them about hentai or Bad Dragon like he did with the Michigan militia guy who was a bit of a degenerate libertarian. He did the same thing to Rittenhouse along with not doing any prep and asking terrible questions (how did it feel to kill).

 

[AnOminous]

Narcissists dont blow their brains out.

Counterpoint:

 

[DumbDude43]

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"Heh heh, let me tell you about how I would carve out a woman's insides and then live inside her on a SCI-FI SNOW PLANET".

Cool shit, Balldo. Would you also fight wampas on the snow planet with your best friend Luke Skywalker?

he really has the mind of a 14 year old who just discovered liveleak and thinks edgy = badass

 

[AnOminous]

But all of this is really just a roundabout way of agreeing with you. It's not an illness, just a cluster of personality traits. In the past, evil would be a more common way of describing people who had those features.

Personality disorders are voodoo bullshit. BPD standing for Being Possessed by Demons is as likely to be scientifically correct as this nonsense.

Aye, fooled the wetbrain.

Nick is so retarded at this point he earnestly argues with AIs and open trolls. What a Celsius room temperature low IQ zilch he is.

You're stating the way clinicians & the law see it, I'm stating the way the average person sees it - the average person hears someone has a diagnosis like that and immediately gives all their actions the benefit of the doubt, which they shouldn't, but they do.

The average person is dumb as dogshit. Anyone diagnosed with a "personality disorder" should be shot into the Sun.

 

[Things Once Remembered]

So hypothetical here... Could Monty maybe ask if payment gets difficult to actually get... Ask to own Baldo's IP??

Due to Crackets being destitute, Monty's compensation will be to get exclusive rights to stream the bodycam footage and collect superberries.

 

[AltisticRight]

To be fair he technically mostly hijacks his stream to watch Kurt cooking videos

He was seethe tweeting until 5am and it's just over 9, and he's already up again, seething?
He lives on twitter. How pathetic.

*Especially* not trust fund kids. What the hell is that kind of begging? It's pathetic. The money should go to people who actually need it. He objectively didn't. Probably got spent on cocaine after all.

He "works" from 11pm-7am during the COVID thing and had to scam the American people out of $20890. He literally is a nigger.

 

[NuruMaleMasseuse]

Yes. His loan was forgiven. Mister uber libertarian did the same thing a lot of black people have done.

Wait. Does the government think he's black? Is that why they're giving him kid gloves treatment?

Nick is what he eats right?

 

[AnOminous]

At most, and only if a court of law is doing the value assessment. On the actual streets Nick would be the one paying men to look at that trashy, tatted, BBC-battered skeleton.

Nick has to pay big bucks to fly to some Third World shithole just to see groids spitroasting his whore of a wife.

He leaned so hard into the bit it snapped and he's fallen flat on his face. I don't get his idea of a shock jock. Howard Stern never had an open pedophile on his show for "laughs".

He had some pedo jokes, but they were generally at the expense of the pedo. He was outright savage on Polanski. The closest I can remember is some sketchy "when she turns 18" type jokes about celebrities.

Something a lot of Stern imitators never seemed to notice is that while he pulled all the usual "shock jock" tricks and invented most of them personally, he was pretty straitlaced and even almost prudish in his personal life, which he mostly kept to himself. Other than being a stereotypical neurotic germphobic New York Jew, he really isn't that weird personally. He's boring. That's how you should be.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Nick has to pay big bucks to fly to some Third World shithole just to see groids spitroasting his whore of a wife.

Kayla: "But Nick, we have bulls at home!"
The bulls at home:

Edit to add meme format:


(Hedo sign with energii_kang and romaine from someone I forget who)

 

[Sneed Force One]

16th - 22nd of July

I can't even come up with a witty preamble this week, Nick Rekieta's viewership has tanked so hard in one week that I can't even try to be funny.
His utter failure to cover the Karen Read jury deliberations and verdict has decimated his peak virality and further damaged his core viewerbase. Lets look at these diabolical stats.
(Data limited to around one month on Playbook.co free version)

Peak Concurrent Viewers – Week-by-Week % Change

Week (Ending)	Peak Viewers	% Change from Previous Week
25/05/2025	1,114	Data Limit
01/06/2025	1,631	+46.47%
08/06/2025	1,664	+2.02%
15/06/2025	1,430	−14.07%
22/06/2025	892	−37.62%

Average Concurrent Viewers – Week-by-Week % Change

Week (Ending)	Avg. Viewers	% Change from Previous Week
25/05/2025	739	Data Limit
01/06/2025	1,134	+53.44%
08/06/2025	1,065	−6.08%
15/06/2025	987	−7.33%
22/06/2025	801	−18.83%