Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[CoomerTine]

Runkle of the Bailey got the first interview with two of Karen Reads lawyers


Nick would have gotten that two years ago, all he would have had to do is just not be a coke head

 

[The sticky sock]

Ralph fighting to only see half of his kids
Aaron not fighting for his kids
Nick fighting his kids

The perfect trinity of impotent fathers.

 

[dustnight]

Let me get this straight (pun not intended):
- he HAS NOT had an orgasm since Aaron Imholte left him
- he CAN ONLY have an orgasm in Aaron Imholte's presence
- he HAS NO tadpoles left unless the recipient is Aaron Imholte

Guys. I think this man might be an unabashed homosexual.


The only lessons this skelly taught me was to stay FAR AWAY from alcohol and any narcotics. I was reevaluating my coffee addiction and the need to spend $40 on a home made lasagna being excessive, before this skeleton crashed. I have zero regrets. I'd much rather buy another $400 le Creuset I don't fucking need than touch any booze or drugs.

What if his constant whining about Aaron and his goo wasn't anger but a cry for help?

 

[Vibralldo]

Runkle of the Bailey got the first interview with two of Karen Reads lawyers


Nick would have gotten that two years ago, all he would have had to do is just not be a coke head

All he had to do was pull up

Now every day is hell for him and he deserves it

 

[Captain Manning]

I wonder if there's an ethics complaint in his future for representing his single-person LLC as a "small law firm" when nobody employed by his single-person LLC practices law.

It is technically impermissible in the State of Minnesota for a non-lawyer own a law firm. See MRPC Rule 5.4.

However, it's less clear to me whether Nick's "involuntary restricted" status instantly gets him into trouble there, or whether he'd have to be outright disbarred.

Runkle of the Bailey got the first interview with two of Karen Reads lawyers

Nick would have gotten that two years ago, all he would have had to do is just not be a coke head

I am gonna bust a gut if Kurt gets an interview with one or more of Karen Read's lawyers. Just like he did with Turtleboy.

Somebody should totally make that happen.

Kurt would ask good questions, I think. Nick would ask "balls or no balls?" and "are traps gay?"

 

[AltisticRight]

Then you earn no money while Kurt gets 10,000+ viewers with a panel and DRINKS YOUR MILKSHAKE.

Kurt drinks every milkshake. He drinks them out of a 32L casserole.
he probably drinks pizza too.
because he's fat.

 

[Vibralldo]

Then you earn no money while Kurt gets 10,000+ viewers with a panel and DRINKS YOUR MILKSHAKE.

TBH Nick reminds me a lot of Daniel Plainview

Only difference is Daniel had to work from nothing to build his empire

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Aaron not fighting for his kids

Doesn't he have shared custody and a cordial relationship with the ex wife since leaving the balldo bunker?

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

It was almost certainly not Marzgurl he was worried about. Marzgurl is chronically broke as fuck, and wouldn't be able to sue anyone. That was widely known by everybody, including Nick.

He also mentioned Monica Rial and TV remote Ron Toye, oh and uh Russle Greer. So it's more of hairbrained "well I stream and I have viewers in Texas, so you can't sue me in Minnesota you fucktards!".
Obviously, you can go the diversity jursitction and sue in the federal circuit. Otherwise, you can sue where Nick lives (MN) as Montygraph has proved.

 

[DemsBNutz]

This is exactly how I interpreted that too. Glad someone else noticed that.

The toe may be able to sell books to gays on how to make another man pine after you forever.

Dear god I hate hamster brain some times. As I though book.... Calendar..... You made me do this Insomnia.... The premise One of a kind fireman calendar Of the toe... Head shopped on all the existing firemen pics.. Cursed and hang on the rekata studio wall... The picks of Aaron to be entered as evidence in... "Ra-coke raid 2 this time it's personal!" Nick:"Do another line with me buddy!" glances over at the calendar.... Falls to the floor... 911 is called... Officer#2 :"God what the hell is that on the wall ohhh no are some of the pages stuck.......... Ewwwwww".. The prophecy has been set lets hope it is not fulfilled. Cumming soon to a stream near a cuck... Never to see the light of day..

 

[Soapmore]

This boggles my mind. I can understand a client bailing on a court hearing for any number of reasons but the lawyer blows off the hearing? And nothing was filed indicating an inability to be there?

...And blew it off for what was apparently a media event with photo opportunities. Even charitably as an oversight, it feels like an attorney quite untroubled by shafting his client. --If Nick is still a client. On paper he is, but what if Nick's ability to fund Randazza's 1000$/hour is tapped and empty? I don't know how it works and I would like attorneys here to correct me and inform me, but I think ethically the attorney can't be derelict and has some duty to continue the representation until legally separating from the client. Is that what's coming next? Is that why Nick's freaking out?

The optics of losing the Most Expensive And Exalted Lawyer because the Law Pope is broke, let alone the damage to the case against Montagraph, might be as terrible a blow as the bodycam footage being released, to the narcissist. Is there any logic to this or am I on another planet?

[Edit to Add]: Could Randazza have been absent as a shot at Nick, basically "You want me to show up? Pay me!" sort of warning? Then provide an acceptable excuse to the court?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

This is just Nick's life now

No streaming, no friends. He just seemingly seethes at random 5 follower Twitter accounts and wishing death on women that say he's weird all day. What a sad way to live, no wonder he's so mad all the time.

He's still doing it right now, telling people he'll fuck their moms like a 13 year old on Xbox Live.

Nick should kill himself at the very least because his life is worthless.

What's funny and weird to me is that all he has to do is fuck off. Go work 20 hours a week to make the court happy by mowing lawns or some shit, go home, and kick back. Buy a god damn boat and float around in it or something if you don't want to stay there, the whole town is nothing but lakes. Get into some addictive video game if you have to (I recommend WWE Champions specifically for Nick). But nope! Must yell at your ex gay lover that had a consent accident with you and the women who have talked to him.

Nick I know a lot of people are telling you to kill yourself, but I recommend just taking a step back and just taking it easy. Jesus. That's about as nice as I'll be.

 

[Vibralldo]

What's funny and weird to me is that all he has to do is fuck off. Go work 20 hours a week to make the court happy by mowing lawns or some shit, go home, and kick back. Buy a god damn boat and float around in it or something if you don't want to stay there, the whole town is nothing but lakes. Get into some addictive video game if you have to (I recommend WWE Champions specifically for Nick). But nope! Must yell at your ex gay lover that had a consent accident with you and the women who have talked to him.

Nick I know a lot of people are telling you to kill yourself, but I recommend just taking a step back and just taking it easy. Jesus. That's about as nice as I'll be.

No, he should kill himself

 

[SigmaBalls]

The optics of losing the Most Expensive And Exalted Lawyer because the Law Pope is broke, let alone the damage to the case against Montagraph, might be as terrible a blow as the bodycam footage being released, to the narcissist. Is there any logic to this or am I on another planet?

I imagine there's also some legal niggerdry in not being able to publicly disclose that Nick is a BROKE ASS GOBLIN BODIED NIGGA that can't afford $1k/hr anymore. Would like to hear from a practicing attorney though;

@Potentially Criminal Could you clue us in? Is Randazza not allowed to publicly say that the Law Pope is legally BROKE(DICK)?

 

[Stiffy]

Nick's Rustang has a date with a nice solid tree at 120 mph, or at the bottom of a lake. It would solve all of his problems, and his children might actually have a somewhat normal future and be provided for.

 

[3MMA]

View attachment 7530436Wake up, Nick! I think you had a bad dream, you were screaming in your sleep. Sorry to bother you but Johnny Depp's trial begins in an hour, you probably want to take a shower, eat something and make sure your streaming setup works perfectly. I know you hate to disappoint your loyal audience! Now that I have your attention...

View attachment 7530446Mwahaha, fuck you, Balldo, I was joking. You ruined your career, your marriage and your life. Eat shit!

Now, we dance, Nicky:

It’s not looking so good for Nick. He’s completely under the spell of something dark. Not even the goo of the Toe, Nicks favorite thing on earth, could change his trajectory now.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick retweeted a known troll account (who will be familiar to Pat Tomlinson observers) that he thinks is earnestly defending him.

https://archive.is/2025.06.20-065010/https://x.com/dollycule/status/1935845872832590115

From the same thread:



Bio:



Nick wasn’t very intelligent to begin with but the drugs and alcohol really haven’t helped.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Nick’s current behaviour and strategy IMHO is to simply say outrageous and offensive things to make his enemies “mad”. That’s literally all he is trying to do, no matter how unhinged he comes across as.

Remember after the shower texts when he sperged at Sean because the narrative was that he was “mad”? Being mad at the internet seems to be his loss condition for some reason. It’s why the struggle session with Keanu was such a loss for him. It’s also why he keeps jabbing at Aaron, Kurt and whoever else is the enemy of the day. He’s trying to make them “mad” and sperg out. It’s ineffective and is probably advice from Juju.

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

Nick’s current behaviour and strategy IMHO is to simply say outrageous and offensive things to make his enemies “mad”. That’s literally all he is trying to do, no matter how unhinged he comes across as.

Bold strategy, but at some point he needs to turn up the heat or everyone will see him as some screeching retard goblin to be ignored.
He needs to start physically assaulting people irl to stay relevant.

 

[thebigdream]

The optics of losing the Most Expensive And Exalted Lawyer because the Law Pope is broke, let alone the damage to the case against Montagraph, might be as terrible a blow as the bodycam footage being released, to the narcissist. Is there any logic to this or am I on another planet?

This was always the dumbest part of Nick trying to stall out the case. Unless mommy and daddy swoop in with the petrofac dollars, he's burning an absurdly disproportionate amount of money he can't afford to lose. He's punching himself in the face while yelling "YEAH, YOU LIKE HOW I'M PUNCHING MYSELF IN THE FACE?"