Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

You've Got to be Careful What Roads You Run Down

Sean of Potentially Criminal answered an interesting question from chat.

What if the bodycam footage is deleted? He responds, that may be, but if Nick is going to sue for defamation, Nick will be open for discovery.

Nick has said many times he has a copy of the bodycam, and that no one shall ever see it. But if he wants to sue, we might just see that footage after all.

Edit: Grammar

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Those Faran comments by him are not a sign of a person that belongs to breath air on my planet. I'm not MATI, I just have revised my stance on what happens to Nick and when.

I don't want him to die. I want him to be murdered, slowly and painfully. His wife is also a POS, she can go too.

If this weakling little cunt thinks he can go around shit talking people the way he does, then he never goes outside much. In life there's always consequences for shit talking others. I guess Nick never learned that lesson when he was a meek, shy, awkward cheerleader (faggot) virgin in school.

Nick Nick Nick. You think karma doesn't apply to you?
Just shit talk the wrong person. Just once. I dare you....

He's living in hell right now though, so I wouldn't get too worked up. Seriously, if you've enjoyed any moment of your day today then you're living better than Nick. He's stuck in a constant state of narcissistic rage right now. If you've ever read the parable of Lazarus and the Rich Man well Nick is the rich man in hell begging for a drop of narcissistic supply.

 

[AltisticRight]

Link | Archive
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If A
Then B.

I rest my case.

Let me get this straight (pun not intended):
- he HAS NOT had an orgasm since Aaron Imholte left him
- he CAN ONLY have an orgasm in Aaron Imholte's presence
- he HAS NO tadpoles left unless the recipient is Aaron Imholte

Guys. I think this man might be an unabashed homosexual.

Funny, I had a long conversation the other night with someone who lurks on this forum - a refugee of Nick's fandom.

We discussed that, while it's sometimes helpful that Millennials/the Internet have brought forth discussions of mental illness, in Nick's case it doesn't work.

The only lessons this skelly taught me was to stay FAR AWAY from alcohol and any narcotics. I was reevaluating my coffee addiction and the need to spend $40 on a home made lasagna being excessive, before this skeleton crashed. I have zero regrets. I'd much rather buy another $400 le Creuset I don't fucking need than touch any booze or drugs.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Let me get this straight (pun not intended):
- he HAS NOT had an orgasm since Aaron Imholte left him
- he CAN ONLY have an orgasm in Aaron Imholte's presence
- he HAS NO tadpoles left unless the recipient is Aaron Imholte

Guys. I think this man might be an unabashed homosexual.

This is exactly how I interpreted that too. Glad someone else noticed that.

The toe may be able to sell books to gays on how to make another man pine after you forever.

 

[Owlbear]

He never stopped.

If you listen to his most recent livestream, from two days ago:

...and skip ahead slightly to 14 seconds, he says it.

I wonder if there's an ethics complaint in his future for representing his single-person LLC as a "small law firm" when nobody employed by his single-person LLC practices law.

5) Is there any way to know where the defamatory content from the three October 2022 streams would have been hosted on either YouTube’s servers or Rumble’s servers? By this I mean, where would the servers have been located?

YouTube operates a huge private CDN that is probably in every state, but I'm not sure if there's a list of locations. Google also has a map of its major datacenters here, but I think only some of them probably host YouTube's video storage. Rumble has a "cloud" service that should be sharing its own computers, but I have no idea where the computers are: https://www.rumble.cloud/

6) Were any of Rekieta Law’s guests or “chat” members from the October 6, October 12/13, or October 18, 2022 streams located in Wisconsin, Massachusetts, Vermont, or New Mexico?

Nobody in the mainstream "lawtube" circle is in any of those states. I bet some of his chatters are from those states, though. However, October 6-18 was the Darrell Brooks era (known for "grounz" and for Nick's rant about how much he hates law streaming), so if anyone served as "boots on the ground" during that trial (I don't remember anyone doing this), they would have been in Wisconsin.

EDIT: Rumble's peering locations are listed here

 

[AnOminous]

Is he even still talking about Faran here or was it the topic of snitches at his church that got his mind on that track?

Sounds like an open death threat to me.

 

[AltisticRight]

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>I would reck the black dude in this.
Reck, as in "with regards to"? Like, pertaining to something, or as a matter of, or to take heed in something? I haven't seen this word outside of old English (ie from old England) novels and poems.

So the black dude in this situation alarmed skelly, so he changed the way he was acting? Like what, offering up his wife?

Or did he mean wreck?
Mr. English literature major, "wreck" and "reck" are two completely different fucking words.

 

[RotPockets]

Which LLC did Nicholas Robert Rekieta of Rekieta Law, failson of Bob and Celeste Rekieta; use to defraud the US taxpayer on those PPP loans, when the faggot streamed from home with zero fucking employees to need payroll protection for?

(found it)

Self Employed as of 03/24/2021 when he was begging daddy gubmint for a free Rustang.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Just a reminder that both of Nick's llc's have lapsed.

 

[Vibralldo]

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1935906803365069106

https://archive.is/s2Fon

Instead of doing his promised stream covering the most important part of a trial that's already over a day late, Nick's seething and lying to random twitter pepe avatars

 

[horseorigin]

Nick is acting exactly like Ralph, the similarities are really uncanny. Their tweets are almost indistinguishable from each other, too.

For example the crybully shit. Ralph would get blackout drunk/hopped up on xannies and start tweeting weird shit and acting generally unhinged cause you know, drugs. They numb everything and wear down your impulse control and pain receptors, making you quite bold.

Problem is Ralph picked fights with people ALL the time when he got high, that shit doesn’t just disappear when the high fades. When people just started mirroring his crazy energy back at him , he’d be genuinely hurt over it. From a heavy drug users perspective, the Ethan Ralph that said he would piss on your grave last night is a different Ethan Ralph then the one that you made of fun of now, for making his sick mother hitch hike to her dialysis appointment in the summer heat.

What I’m saying is Nick Rekeita is the 15 second nigga copy pasta

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick is acting exactly like Ralph, the similarities are really uncanny. Their tweets are almost indistinguishable from each other, too.

For example the crybully shit. Ralph would get blackout drunk/hopped up on xannies and start tweeting weird shit and acting generally unhinged cause you know, drugs. They numb everything and wear down your impulse control and pain receptors, making you quite bold.

Problem is Ralph picked fights with people ALL the time when he got high, that shit doesn’t just disappear when the high fades. When people just started mirroring his crazy energy back at him , he’d be genuinely hurt over it. From a heavy drug users perspective, the Ethan Ralph that said he would piss on your grave last night is a different Ethan Ralph then the one that you made of fun of now, for making his sick mother hitch hike to her dialysis appointment in the summer heat.

What I’m saying is Nick Rekeita is the 15 second nigga copy pasta

Speaking of which, Nick took the time to praise Ralph as a parent, comparing him positively to Aaron Imholte, who he claims is a far worse father. Nick claims that Ralph's recent documented history of partner abuse and directly insulting Nick's wife and children is just "a past"

https://archive.is/fgh2r

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1935902907066728491

If anything, I'd say Ralph's tweets are more articulate than Nick's now.

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

Worse, he didn't fire her. That's an outright lie.

In fact, he was very clear in the months afterword, multiple times, that she quit. He is recreating history to serve his narrative and, weirdly, baiting her to come forward. (I rely on the kindness of clippers to find those edits if she ever goes public because there is no debating the fact that he grieved her absence.)

Credit: @where's baldo

 

[AnOminous]

Instead of doing his promised stream covering the most important part of a trial that's already over a day late, Nick's seething and lying to random twitter pepe avatars

Imagine being this pathetic. You're trying to be a trial streamer. Instead of even bothering to show up on the most important day of the trial, you FAIL to show up IN YOUR OWN CASE and your $1,000 an hour lolyer doesn't even show up and you blow off a hearing.

Then you earn no money while Kurt gets 10,000+ viewers with a panel and DRINKS YOUR MILKSHAKE.

Nick is the dumbest, weakest faggot alive. What a LOSER.

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

I’m hoping for his homocide by choking on cock.

Aaron's not coming back for seconds. So I wonder who else Nick has his eyes on for this need of his?

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1935906803365069106

https://archive.is/s2Fon

Instead of doing his promised stream covering the most important part of a trial that's already over a day late, Nick's seething and lying to random twitter pepe avatars
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He's STILL lying about child neglect and disgracing his partner? Par for the course for this turbofaggot

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Credit: @where's baldo

Isn't that the girl with a vajayjay that looks like a hand grenade went off in it? Akin to the predators face? Bleeurgh. Face looks alright but the plastic tits and predator pussy is a no from me. (Not that anyone asked of course).

 

[horseorigin]

Speaking of which, Nick too the time to praise Ralph as a parent, comparing him positively to Aaron Imholte, who he claims is a far worse father, claiming that Ralph's recent documented history of partner abuse and directly insulting Nick's wife and children is just "a past"

https://archive.is/fgh2r

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1935902907066728491

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If anything, I'd say Ralph's tweets are more articulate than Nick's now.

He just can’t stop humiliating himself…cringe. Do you think Ralph pities Nick? It comes off that way to me in these tweets, like Nick is trying to exalt Ralph as some super relatable figure, but even Ralph knows he’s a fuck up deep down inside. It could just be that Nick hates Aaron so much that he’d kiss Ralph’s ass just to get back at him, which is incredibly gay.

 

[Vibralldo]

He just can’t stop humiliating himself…cringe. Do you think Ralph pities Nick? It comes off that way to me in these tweets, like Nick is trying to exalt Ralph as some super relatable figure, but even Ralph knows he’s a fuck up deep down inside. It could just be that Nick hates Aaron so much that he’d kiss Ralph’s ass just to get back at him, which is incredibly gay.

That last tweet especially comes across as Ralph saying "keep your chin up, little buddy! Things will get better soon!" in a very patronizing way.

 

[john marston]

Let me get this straight (pun not intended):
- he HAS NOT had an orgasm since Aaron Imholte left him
- he CAN ONLY have an orgasm in Aaron Imholte's presence
- he HAS NO tadpoles left unless the recipient is Aaron Imholte

Guys. I think this man might be an unabashed homosexual.

I'm sure that Kayla is happy to know that she can't compete with EITHER Imholte apparently

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

Imagine being this pathetic. You're trying to be a trial streamer. Instead of even bothering to show up on the most important day of the trial, you FAIL to show up IN YOUR OWN CASE and your $1,000 an hour lolyer doesn't even show up and you blow off a hearing.

Then you earn no money while Kurt gets 10,000+ viewers with a panel and DRINKS YOUR MILKSHAKE.

Nick is the dumbest, weakest faggot alive. What a LOSER.

This boggles my mind. I can understand a client bailing on a court hearing for any number of reasons but the lawyer blows off the hearing? And nothing was filed indicating an inability to be there?

 

[Vibralldo]

This is just Nick's life now

No streaming, no friends. He just seemingly seethes at random 5 follower Twitter accounts and wishing death on women that say he's weird all day. What a sad way to live, no wonder he's so mad all the time.

He's still doing it right now, telling people he'll fuck their moms like a 13 year old on Xbox Live.

Nick should kill himself at the very least because his life is worthless.