Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 51 16.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.5%

  • Total voters
    318
But it's quite another thing for her to be complicit and, in fact, the complainant in an action to further punish Aaron.

If she wants the embarrassment to stop, she should start with her husband who, just 5 days ago, sent a picture of the throuple to EVS.
This was the first thing I mentioned when the latest picture of Kayla, April, & Nick came out. Nick sent that trash around & it’s doubtful he even thought about his family. He’s gross, déclassé , & totally washed out. No one thinks Kayla is in the drivers seat, not one person. It’s clearly Nick & the more Nick escalates, the more focus the question of who is driving this revenge train will become focused on.
Aaron
  • Ate goo
According to Nick.
Nick
  • Also most likely ate goo
Nick is an unreliable narrator, so for the sake of fairness, if one were to assume that Aaron ate the goo, then it is as likely, if not more so, that Nick ate the goo, too. Nick is the one talking about eating the goo, as he puts it, all day every day. For posterity’s sake, “eating goo,” is a euphemism for ingesting semen, something Nick has an extreme & active interest in.

If A,
Then B.

A,
Therefore B.

Valid propositional forms of logic dictate it so. Verily so.
 
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"She begins at first with doing tricks rather strange then hurtfull: yea some of them are pretty and pleasing. But it is dangerous to gather floures that grow on the banks of the pit of hell, for fear of falling in; yea they which play with the devils rattles, will be brought by degrees to wield his sword, and from making of sport they come to doing of mischief."
 
that lady's 100% right. the more he suffahs the more vicious he is, like a sick dog. good. it just proves he's still an addict. he still thinks he holds power, he still exhibits ridiculous levels of hubris and lacks any semblance of spiritual awareness, he hasn't reflected on what got him here one bit, he doesn't admit what he did was wrong since he's only sorry he got caught, he's not ready to change, he's not making amends. he just wants his deviant life back and i hope he gets it so he can go to prison because it's genuinely the only thing that has any chance of fixing him now (he says it'll be fun, he's a fun guy!)
 
I've seen less edginess off angry teenagers.
He has the same problem as modern Fallout writing—he thinks that being a psychotic dick, but being self-aware about it, is a shortcut to making him seem funny and cool and interesting.
You were expecting something normal to happen here... but what if, actually, (the corporations / Nick) were... le evil??? And what if they were flippant about it, too??? Oh man, you weren't expecting that, huh? It's just so heckin' quirky and unique!!!

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He's also still playing dumb whenever anyone tries to make him reflect upon his attitude and apply it to what living with him must be like. But I think that people have already highlighted these earlier posts from him.

Nick kept following this conversation, apparently.
I honestly can't tell if this guy at the end is the world's most obvious troll, or just the Internet's gayest Rekieta fan.
Everything about his account screams the former, and his arguments are almost perfect parodies... but at the same time, the world is full of retards, so I just don't know anymore.

And Nick seems to think that the guy is legitimately on his side. At least enough to RT him.
So apparently these are Nick's thoughts on the matter, too.
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Kiwibros, our response? Nick's proxies have succinctly and irreversibly BTFO'd us yet again...
 
He has the same problem as modern Fallout writing—he thinks that being a psychotic dick, but being self-aware about it, is a shortcut to making him seem funny and cool and interesting.


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He's also still playing dumb whenever anyone tries to make him reflect upon his attitude and apply it to what living with him must be like. But I think that people have already highlighted these earlier posts from him.

Nick kept following this conversation, apparently.
I honestly can't tell if this guy at the end is the world's most obvious troll, or just the Internet's gayest Rekieta fan.
Everything about his account screams the former, and his arguments are almost perfect parodies... but at the same time, the world is full of retards, so I just don't know anymore.

And Nick seems to think that the guy is legitimately on his side. At least enough to RT him.
So apparently these are Nick's thoughts on the matter, too.
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Kiwibros, our response? Nick's proxies have succinctly and irreversibly BTFO'd us yet again...
Nick's not a practicing lawyer, but he is famous

Unfortunately not the way he wants to be
 
Kiwibros, our response? Nick's proxies have succinctly and irreversibly BTFO'd us yet again...
that's clearly someone touching the cow, that he'd interact with it the way he does is kinda funny though

an aside, when googling the name trevor fibraio another account called "patrick s toiletson" comes up and i had a good chuckle
 
what’s the matter champ, is everything OK at home?

Well, whatever bad news he got today must have been bad enough to be high as a motherfucker right now, with a certain distinct combination of sheer lunacy and tweet-per-minute rate that hasn't been seen since the Great November Tweetstorm era (minus the April part this time):

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If it's not about bad news, it could just be that he's been stockpiling all that 100% legal prescribed ketamine that couldn't be used during the Read trial and can finally be binged now that he doesn't have to show up for work anymore. Something about this particular tweetstorm's distinct flavor of lunacy just sounds more like a dissociative or dissociative/addy combo than just addies alone.
 
Well, whatever bad news he got today must have been bad enough to be high as a motherfucker right now, with a certain distinct combination of sheer lunacy and tweet-per-minute rate that hasn't been seen since the Great November Tweetstorm era (minus the April part this time):

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If it's not about bad news, it could just be that he's been stockpiling all that 100% legal prescribed ketamine that couldn't be used during the Read trial and can finally be binged now that he doesn't have to show up for work anymore. Something about this particular tweetstorm's distinct flavor of lunacy just sounds more like a dissociative or dissociative/addy combo than just addies alone.
fingers crossed for divorce papers
 
Well, whatever bad news he got today must have been bad enough to be high as a motherfucker right now, with a certain distinct combination of sheer lunacy and tweet-per-minute rate that hasn't been seen since the Great November Tweetstorm era (minus the April part this time):

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If it's not about bad news, it could just be that he's been stockpiling all that 100% legal prescribed ketamine that couldn't be used during the Read trial and can finally be binged now that he doesn't have to show up for work anymore. Something about this particular tweetstorm's distinct flavor of lunacy just sounds more like a dissociative or dissociative/addy combo than just addies alone.
Nick's crashing out again

I like that Nick just straight up admits "I believe if you accuse me of trying to fuck you then you deserve to be physically harmed" in that first tweet like that isn't psychotic

fingers crossed for divorce papers
Could be as simple as Randazza abandoning him during that hearing to go to the Karen Read trial
 
Well, whatever bad news he got today must have been bad enough to be high as a motherfucker right now, with a certain distinct combination of sheer lunacy and tweet-per-minute rate that hasn't been seen since the Great November Tweetstorm era (minus the April part this time):

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If it's not about bad news, it could just be that he's been stockpiling all that 100% legal prescribed ketamine that couldn't be used during the Read trial and can finally be binged now that he doesn't have to show up for work anymore. Something about this particular tweetstorm's distinct flavor of lunacy just sounds more like a dissociative or dissociative/addy combo than just addies alone.
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Context not needed.
 
I had assumed that's why she signed up here and went through the verification process (no obfuscation, this time).
I thought that at first too, but after she made herself known and didn’t post anything, I think maybe it was an implicit threat to Nick (who would have definitely seen it since he reads the thread).
 
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I like that Nick just straight up admits "I believe if you accuse me of trying to fuck you then you deserve to be physically harmed" in that first tweet like that isn't psychotic

It's fully psychotic at this point, as he at least used to openly fantasize about enemies' violent deaths in a way that was thinly veiled behind just wishing something unfortunate happens without threatening that it is sure to come, but now he'll even throw that caution to the wind too:

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Is he even still talking about Faran here or was it the topic of snitches at his church that got his mind on that track?
 
You blew off firing her
Worse, he didn't fire her. That's an outright lie.

In fact, he was very clear in the months afterword, multiple times, that she quit. He is recreating history to serve his narrative and, weirdly, baiting her to come forward. (I rely on the kindness of clippers to find those edits if she ever goes public because there is no debating the fact that he grieved her absence.)

Hey guys, I think that Nick might be evil.
Funny, I had a long conversation the other night with someone who lurks on this forum - a refugee of Nick's fandom.

We discussed that, while it's sometimes helpful that Millennials/the Internet have brought forth discussions of mental illness, in Nick's case it doesn't work.

Any day of the week, what is it with Nick? Let's count the ways:

Malignant narcissism! Only-child syndrome (he is, kinda)! Sociopath! Psychopath! Tranny! Degenerate! Faggot! Possible pedo! Nerd! Sadist! Sex addict! ODD! ADHD! ADD! Narcolepsy! Toxic wife/marriage! Borderline personality disorder! Chemical addiction! Alcoholism!

There's no particular diagnosis that sane people, or even a $500/hour psychiatrist could unpack.

Sometimes the bible got it right. The man is simply evil. Nick knows better. He has a conscience. He has IQ. He's been called out on each and every issue. He simply doesn't care and wishes to cause pain.

Edit: Added a few "diagnoses".
 
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Well, whatever bad news he got today must have been bad enough to be high as a motherfucker right now, with a certain distinct combination of sheer lunacy and tweet-per-minute rate that hasn't been seen since the Great November Tweetstorm era (minus the April part this time):

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If it's not about bad news, it could just be that he's been stockpiling all that 100% legal prescribed ketamine that couldn't be used during the Read trial and can finally be binged now that he doesn't have to show up for work anymore. Something about this particular tweetstorm's distinct flavor of lunacy just sounds more like a dissociative or dissociative/addy combo than just addies alone.
I don't know if it's because he got bad news. It might be because he thinks it's such good news that woman, who nobody else knows about, is in the hospital. Addicts love to celebrate.
 
Nick kept following this conversation, apparently.
I honestly can't tell if this guy at the end is the world's most obvious troll, or just the Internet's gayest Rekieta fan.
The latter.

That's the "non binary" that gave Grifty sympathy when his thread was created here. Claiming they too have been a "victim" of the Kiwifarms.

I didn't think much of it at the time, but maybe I should have, because if you search "Dollycule" here, there's a LOT of interesting stuff. They are apparently a known ally of both Movie Bob and Patrick Tomlinson.

Interesting stuff such as:
⭐Trevor Fibario - A gender-confused woman ("transman") who says Yes to Bob even in his most deranged moods. Wants all Republicans dead and claimed to have been in jail for protesting. Uses SSDI money for crystal meth and worries that Trump will prevent her access to this “medication”. Smokes meth at her job. Like all trannies she is blatantly sexual, and she finds Bob "sexy". She is cozying up to other lolcows such as Patrick Tomlinson as well.
 
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