💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 159 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 279 39.4%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 95 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 175 24.7%
  • Total voters
    708
Which LLC did Nicholas Robert Rekieta of Rekieta Law, failson of Bob and Celeste Rekieta; use to defraud the US taxpayer on those PPP loans, when the faggot streamed from home with zero fucking employees to need payroll protection for?

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Self Employed as of 03/24/2021 when he was begging daddy gubmint for a free Rustang.
 
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Nick is acting exactly like Ralph, the similarities are really uncanny. Their tweets are almost indistinguishable from each other, too.

For example the crybully shit. Ralph would get blackout drunk/hopped up on xannies and start tweeting weird shit and acting generally unhinged cause you know, drugs. They numb everything and wear down your impulse control and pain receptors, making you quite bold.

Problem is Ralph picked fights with people ALL the time when he got high, that shit doesn’t just disappear when the high fades. When people just started mirroring his crazy energy back at him , he’d be genuinely hurt over it. From a heavy drug users perspective, the Ethan Ralph that said he would piss on your grave last night is a different Ethan Ralph then the one that you made of fun of now, for making his sick mother hitch hike to her dialysis appointment in the summer heat.

What I’m saying is Nick Rekeita is the 15 second nigga copy pasta
 
horseorigin said:
Nick is acting exactly like Ralph, the similarities are really uncanny. Their tweets are almost indistinguishable from each other, too.

For example the crybully shit. Ralph would get blackout drunk/hopped up on xannies and start tweeting weird shit and acting generally unhinged cause you know, drugs. They numb everything and wear down your impulse control and pain receptors, making you quite bold.

Problem is Ralph picked fights with people ALL the time when he got high, that shit doesn’t just disappear when the high fades. When people just started mirroring his crazy energy back at him , he’d be genuinely hurt over it. From a heavy drug users perspective, the Ethan Ralph that said he would piss on your grave last night is a different Ethan Ralph then the one that you made of fun of now, for making his sick mother hitch hike to her dialysis appointment in the summer heat.

What I’m saying is Nick Rekeita is the 15 second nigga copy pasta
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Speaking of which, Nick took the time to praise Ralph as a parent, comparing him positively to Aaron Imholte, who he claims is a far worse father. Nick claims that Ralph's recent documented history of partner abuse and directly insulting Nick's wife and children is just "a past"

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If anything, I'd say Ralph's tweets are more articulate than Nick's now.
 
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Melty Butter said:
Worse, he didn't fire her. That's an outright lie.

In fact, he was very clear in the months afterword, multiple times, that she quit. He is recreating history to serve his narrative and, weirdly, baiting her to come forward. (I rely on the kindness of clippers to find those edits if she ever goes public because there is no debating the fact that he grieved her absence.)
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Vibralldo said:
Instead of doing his promised stream covering the most important part of a trial that's already over a day late, Nick's seething and lying to random twitter pepe avatars
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Imagine being this pathetic. You're trying to be a trial streamer. Instead of even bothering to show up on the most important day of the trial, you FAIL to show up IN YOUR OWN CASE and your $1,000 an hour lolyer doesn't even show up and you blow off a hearing.

Then you earn no money while Kurt gets 10,000+ viewers with a panel and DRINKS YOUR MILKSHAKE.

Nick is the dumbest, weakest faggot alive. What a LOSER.
 
Obnoxious Asshole said:
I’m hoping for his homocide by choking on cock.
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Aaron's not coming back for seconds. So I wonder who else Nick has his eyes on for this need of his?
Vibralldo said:

Instead of doing his promised stream covering the most important part of a trial that's already over a day late, Nick's seething and lying to random twitter pepe avatars
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He's STILL lying about child neglect and disgracing his partner? Par for the course for this turbofaggot
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Isn't that the girl with a vajayjay that looks like a hand grenade went off in it? Akin to the predators face? Bleeurgh. Face looks alright but the plastic tits and predator pussy is a no from me. (Not that anyone asked of course).
 
Vibralldo said:
Speaking of which, Nick too the time to praise Ralph as a parent, comparing him positively to Aaron Imholte, who he claims is a far worse father, claiming that Ralph's recent documented history of partner abuse and directly insulting Nick's wife and children is just "a past"

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If anything, I'd say Ralph's tweets are more articulate than Nick's now.
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He just can’t stop humiliating himself…cringe. Do you think Ralph pities Nick? It comes off that way to me in these tweets, like Nick is trying to exalt Ralph as some super relatable figure, but even Ralph knows he’s a fuck up deep down inside. It could just be that Nick hates Aaron so much that he’d kiss Ralph’s ass just to get back at him, which is incredibly gay.
 
horseorigin said:
He just can’t stop humiliating himself…cringe. Do you think Ralph pities Nick? It comes off that way to me in these tweets, like Nick is trying to exalt Ralph as some super relatable figure, but even Ralph knows he’s a fuck up deep down inside. It could just be that Nick hates Aaron so much that he’d kiss Ralph’s ass just to get back at him, which is incredibly gay.
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That last tweet especially comes across as Ralph saying "keep your chin up, little buddy! Things will get better soon!" in a very patronizing way.
 
AltisticRight said:
Let me get this straight (pun not intended):
- he HAS NOT had an orgasm since Aaron Imholte left him
- he CAN ONLY have an orgasm in Aaron Imholte's presence
- he HAS NO tadpoles left unless the recipient is Aaron Imholte

Guys. I think this man might be an unabashed homosexual.
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I'm sure that Kayla is happy to know that she can't compete with EITHER Imholte apparently
 
AnOminous said:
Imagine being this pathetic. You're trying to be a trial streamer. Instead of even bothering to show up on the most important day of the trial, you FAIL to show up IN YOUR OWN CASE and your $1,000 an hour lolyer doesn't even show up and you blow off a hearing.

Then you earn no money while Kurt gets 10,000+ viewers with a panel and DRINKS YOUR MILKSHAKE.

Nick is the dumbest, weakest faggot alive. What a LOSER.
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This boggles my mind. I can understand a client bailing on a court hearing for any number of reasons but the lawyer blows off the hearing? And nothing was filed indicating an inability to be there?
 
This is just Nick's life now

No streaming, no friends. He just seemingly seethes at random 5 follower Twitter accounts and wishing death on women that say he's weird all day. What a sad way to live, no wonder he's so mad all the time.

He's still doing it right now, telling people he'll fuck their moms like a 13 year old on Xbox Live.

Nick should kill himself at the very least because his life is worthless.
 
Runkle of the Bailey got the first interview with two of Karen Reads lawyers


Nick would have gotten that two years ago, all he would have had to do is just not be a coke head
 
AltisticRight said:
Let me get this straight (pun not intended):
- he HAS NOT had an orgasm since Aaron Imholte left him
- he CAN ONLY have an orgasm in Aaron Imholte's presence
- he HAS NO tadpoles left unless the recipient is Aaron Imholte

Guys. I think this man might be an unabashed homosexual.


The only lessons this skelly taught me was to stay FAR AWAY from alcohol and any narcotics. I was reevaluating my coffee addiction and the need to spend $40 on a home made lasagna being excessive, before this skeleton crashed. I have zero regrets. I'd much rather buy another $400 le Creuset I don't fucking need than touch any booze or drugs.
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What if his constant whining about Aaron and his goo wasn't anger but a cry for help?

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CoomerTine said:
Runkle of the Bailey got the first interview with two of Karen Reads lawyers


Nick would have gotten that two years ago, all he would have had to do is just not be a coke head
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All he had to do was pull up

Now every day is hell for him and he deserves it
 
Owlbear said:
I wonder if there's an ethics complaint in his future for representing his single-person LLC as a "small law firm" when nobody employed by his single-person LLC practices law.
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It is technically impermissible in the State of Minnesota for a non-lawyer own a law firm. See MRPC Rule 5.4.

However, it's less clear to me whether Nick's "involuntary restricted" status instantly gets him into trouble there, or whether he'd have to be outright disbarred.

CoomerTine said:
Runkle of the Bailey got the first interview with two of Karen Reads lawyers

Nick would have gotten that two years ago, all he would have had to do is just not be a coke head
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I am gonna bust a gut if Kurt gets an interview with one or more of Karen Read's lawyers. Just like he did with Turtleboy.

Somebody should totally make that happen.

Kurt would ask good questions, I think. Nick would ask "balls or no balls?" and "are traps gay?"
 
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