Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[oh no im late for school]

i see i missed some more trevor fibraio/dollycule discourse overnight, glad others find it as obvious as i do. i have two theories to present in opposition to the idea the account is genuine in its presentation

the first theory being: it's one of you. maybe you praised the account for being such a masterfully done troll as a brag to yourself, or maybe you're overtly invested in the idea that "it's totally a real person guys" simply because you don't want your fun ruined if nick knows

the second theory: it's one of nick's associates, or maybe nick himself. this would i think best explain why nick would willingly interact with an account that has all those flags beyond it just agreeing with him. the account also made a post about fucking infants this morning and frankly, that's both something nick or his new friends would do but also not exactly pooner behavior (interesting that one of you was really sure trevor is a pooner huh?) which again reinforces the idea it's not real. but this one also makes it harder to explain the orbiting of other cows

i'm like 60/30/10 but in the end it doesn't really matter

 

[Xander from the Future]

Narcissists dont blow their brains out. They usually OD or use some other method that doesnt fuck up their corpse super bad.
To that effect I think he should be allowed a gun, a bullet, and all the cocaine he can fit in his nose for 12 hours every Wednesday. Repeat weekly until failure.

The core of a narcissist is a massive ball of insecurity and self hatred. Which is then masked over by this derangement of perfection, a literal cope. Hence the frequency of suicide.

A Narcissist would absolutely blow their brains out.

 

[Lian Xing]

Something a lot of Stern imitators never seemed to notice is that while he pulled all the usual "shock jock" tricks and invented most of them personally, he was pretty straitlaced and even almost prudish in his personal life, which he mostly kept to himself. Other than being a stereotypical neurotic germphobic New York Jew, he really isn't that weird personally. He's boring. That's how you should be.

I don’t think that was intentional by Stern. I think he got lucky because his own neuroses kept him in line. He always sounded jealous on air. I don’t think that was a bit. He also decided to be a complete faggot and retcon everything to get ahead of #MeToo.

I wish that Stern, Opie, and Anthony had all been aborted so we would never have known all this faggotry.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Could that change in viewership be from just not streaming after the end of the trial? Last highlight video (with the creepy AI generated cover art) on youtube was 5 days ago

 

[Xander from the Future]

Could that change in viewership be from just not streaming after the end of the trial? Last highlight video on youtube was 5 days ago

It's probably also that people are seeing that god awful Kneau clip where she's just fucking trolling his ass.
Or you know, all the "I hope you die random normal woman. Please die, I hate you" sort of shit.
People don't take too kindly to wishing death upon people just making clips or covering court cases. He sounds and LOOKS so deranged these days.

 

[AnOminous]

I don’t think that was intentional by Stern. I think he got lucky because his own neuroses kept him in line.

No, his neuroses would have had him incessantly sperging out to the point of failure. It's Robin Quivers who kept him in line.

He sounds and LOOKS so deranged these days.

I haven't seen a single picture of him lately where he doesn't look completely demented. He either looks gun-to-head levels of depressed, seething like he's full of demons, or the rare moment when he is gleeful contemplating grievous bodily harm to someone who did nothing to him whatsoever except not worship him for being a dope golem.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Nick's average and peak concurrent numbers seem weirdly close. It may just be a playboard quirk- Kurt's stream number ratios are similar, outside of Kurt's huge streams over the last 10 days.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He "works" from 11pm-7am during the COVID thing and had to scam the American people out of $20890. He literally is a nigger.

He even did the nigger thing too and wasted it all on booze and drugs. Not sure he also took his family out to further decimate Alaskan crab population during that era like many blacks did but then again we do know his kids were stinky and hungry.

Free 20k? Yeah that’d be amazing. Toss it into my investment funds. Way better than snorting it up my nose.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Kurt continues to decimate Nick

 

[FuhrerMustang]

People who are capable of working shouldn't be going to the government for handouts.

*Especially* not trust fund kids. What the hell is that kind of begging? It's pathetic. The money should go to people who actually need it. He objectively didn't. Probably got spent on cocaine after all.

Dude, we're arranging chairs on the Titanic. The government is hostile and you should be taking every penny you can from it.

 

[Vibralldo]

Kurt continues to decimate Nick
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Nick's probably seething

This should prove to Nick that people only care about the trial and his "personality" is second, but he'll never learn anything

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

Nick's average and peak concurrent numbers seem weirdly close. It may just be a playboard quirk- Kurt's stream number ratios are similar, outside of Kurt's huge streams over the last 10 days.

Someone might have already mentioned, but he's also handpicking positive comments to approve and yesterday he was spinning more lies on the bodycam footage and dissing Kurt for his most recent video then privated the video hours later after too many of the comments were snarky and hits to his ego. He's definitely using his full gremlin brain to "save the channel" right now.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I do believe that this may be part of Nicks nebulously formed defence strategy in the defamation lawsuit brought by Montagraph.

Nick is leaning into the "insult comedian" and "shock jock" persona to bolster the idea that "it's just jokes, mang". The fact that he is in actuality a thoroughly unpleasant and angry person is just a happy accident.

I hope to still be around to witness the court case when it finally comes to trial in a few decades.

He leaned so hard into the bit it snapped and he's fallen flat on his face. I don't get his idea of a shock jock. Howard Stern never had an open pedophile on his show for "laughs". Even O&A, degen cesspit that it was, never had the likes of Melton on when they were on air (yes I know the sordid history...but they were not rubbing peoples faces in it).
I just want the bodycam to come out, because when it does (not if) Josh, Kino Casino, Sean, everyone can close the book in this duck and we won't have to hear about him until he dies.

I mostly agree with this, but his seething rage at Keanu has me doubting that it’s all an act or grab for attention. I think that as the nitrous or adderall leaves his system, he comes down, realizes how awful he sounded, and copes with “haha I’m a shock jock.” The reality is somewhere in the middle, I’m sure.

Up until 6 months ago, I would have maybe proposed some similar theory of mind for Nick's actions. As time has gone on, however, Nick has become so much worse that I struggle to give him any benefit of the doubt--and I was one of the slowest to become critical of him.

Nick lacks the long-term planning ability to plan this type of scheme.

Nick is a small, petty, and mean person at heart.

Nick did not suddenly or gradually change personality. He was always this way and just hid it.

Nick has consistently doubled down on disgusting and horrific lines of argument and belief. When he tells you who he is over and over, you have to believe him.

 

[Captain Manning]

i see i missed some more trevor fibraio/dollycule discourse overnight, glad others find it as obvious as i do. i have two theories to present in opposition to the idea the account is genuine in its presentation

the first theory being: it's one of you. maybe you praised the account for being such a masterfully done troll as a brag to yourself, or maybe you're overtly invested in the idea that "it's totally a real person guys" simply because you don't want your fun ruined if nick knows

the second theory: it's one of nick's associates, or maybe nick himself. this would i think best explain why nick would willingly interact with an account that has all those flags beyond it just agreeing with him. the account also made a post about fucking infants this morning and frankly, that's both something nick or his new friends would do but also not exactly pooner behavior (interesting that one of you was really sure trevor is a pooner huh?) which again reinforces the idea it's not real. but this one also makes it harder to explain the orbiting of other cows

i'm like 60/30/10 but in the end it doesn't really matter

I doubt very much it's Nick because that account has been going for years, and it's attached itself to Movie Bob and Patrick Tomlinson. I don't think Nick ever GAF about either one. That account has been known to KF outside of this thread for a while.

I suppose it could be a troll that attaches itself to high profile lolcows for attention, but it's always difficult for me to tell because trannies are insane in general, so I wouldn't outright dismiss the idea it's genuine. Very little surprises me anymore.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick lacks the long-term planning ability to plan this type of scheme.

Nick is just a walking id at this point, he moronically does anything that comes into his vile, nasty little head like the retarded hate-goblin he is. There is no consideration for the future, just pure id, that is to say, he is an id-iot.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

I pray that unlike 'the worst day ever' we eventually learn whats causing Nick to crash out particularly hard.

I'd say he has all the usual signs of a relapse, but I truly think he never stopped using.

 

[Soapmore]

@AnOminous @FuhrerMustang and any other attys, can someone clarify this relationship for me?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nichol...ally-criminal-nickrekieta.53871/post-21763968

I want to understand how that relatioship works in general, and specifically if that might mean insight in Rekieta-Randazza before official paperwork drops.

 

[FuhrerMustang]

@AnOminous @FuhrerMustang and any other attys, can someone clarify this relationship for me?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nichol...ally-criminal-nickrekieta.53871/post-21763968

I want to understand how that relatioship works in general, and specifically if that might mean insight in Rekieta-Randazza before official paperwork drops.

Yeah, Randazza is stuck with this loser until he can formally go through the withdrawal process for non-payment. It's why attorneys have formal engagement letters and disengage letters after work is completed so they don't get roped into stuff they are legally liable to care about due to deadbeats like Crackets.

 

[AnOminous]

@AnOminous @FuhrerMustang and any other attys, can someone clarify this relationship for me?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nichol...ally-criminal-nickrekieta.53871/post-21763968

I want to understand how that relatioship works in general, and specifically if that might mean insight in Rekieta-Randazza before official paperwork drops.

Not an attorney although I have a J.D. but it's profoundly unprofessional to do a no-show and waste the time of the court even if the important witness "Mr. Green" has failed to appear. The ethically proper manner to do this is to inform the court of the reason for non-appearance, so the hearing can be rescheduled or canceled.

If the problem is expected to be recurrent, the ethically proper thing to do is file a motion to withdraw. This might not be allowed, especially with an indigent client, but even an ex-lawyer previously authorized to practice, like Nick, should be presumed to know that a lawyer doesn't have to work for you without pay. The fact he chose to snort all his money up his nose rather than pay his legal bills will get him no mercy.

This is assuming that's the case, though.

 

[AltisticRight]

(Hedo sign with energii_kang and romaine from someone I forget who)

Who else can be that autistic.

tanked so hard in one week that I can't even try to be funny.

His views dropped harder than Aaron's nutsack on him and his wife.
His views dropped harder than his penis upon realising Aaron's departure.
His views dropped harder than the mouth of the narcotics test supervisor upon seeing Rekieta's daughter's positive test.
His views dropped harder than the garments of Our Wife when Aaron Imholte minted the first KNU.