"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

A lightly googled NJ certificate
I love that the top is actually off center
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I guess I'm inclined to believe it's true. I still don't really care though. Doesn't matter. Head stones don't have gender markers.
Don't read that as 'Die Phil' read it as 'you will die Phil'
 
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Why would we care? Even if it's real, Phil is still a fat, white and ugly man who just got some bureacrat somewhere to use female pronouns (that he himself won't use half the time unless he remembers which lie he's running with from moment to moment). I'm sympathetic enough to people who have gender dysphoria, but really, no government on earth can decide whether you are male or female, any more than they can decide you're black, or Jewish, or a Democrat. It just doesn't work that way, and nothing is stopping me or any other Kiwi from calling Phil a "him."

Again, this kind of shows Phil's immaturity here. It reminds me of a kid running to mommy or a teacher or some other authority figure to seek positive reassurances when other kids make fun of them. "Oh no honey, you're not fat. You're handsome and they're just jealous of you." Except, as I said, it doesn't work that way in the real world, fuck, it doesn't even work that way on the playground. The reason Phil is so much of a laughing stock is because he goes out of his way to act like one and seek attention, and he's been willing to throw his own life away for the sake of identity politics. Left to his own devices, he'd be living an unremarkable life in NJ, sure, but he'd probably be a helluva lot happier, and healthier too for that matter (not wiping your ass, eating blocks of cheese, and wearing the same boots day in and out... not the best lifestyle).
 
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Mogambo said:
Why would we care? Even if it's real, Phil is still a fat, white and ugly man who just got some bureacrat somewhere to use female pronouns (that he himself won't use half the time unless he remembers which lie he's running with from moment to moment). I'm sympathetic enough to people who have gender dysphoria, but really, no government on earth can decide whether you are male or female, any more than they can decide you're black, or Jewish, or a Democrat. It just doesn't work that way, and nothing is stopping me or any other Kiwi from calling Phil a "him."

Again, this kind of shows Phil's immaturity here. It reminds me of a kid running to mommy or a teacher or some other authority figure to seek positive reassurances when other kids make fun of them. "Oh no honey, you're not fat. You're handsome and they're just jealous of you." Except, as I said, it doesn't work that way in the real world, fuck, it doesn't even work that way on the playground. The reason Phil is so much of a laughing stock is because he goes out of his way to act like one and seek attention, and he's been willing to throw his own life away for the sake of identity politics. Left to his own devices, he'd be living an unremarkable life in NJ, sure, but he'd probably be a helluva lot happier, and healthier too for that matter (not wiping your ass, eating blocks of cheese, and wearing the same boots day in and out... not the best lifestyle).
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Exactly my feelings on the matter. To Phil, having that "M" changed to "F" on government issued documents and identification is a victory. It's validation of his desired identity. To everyone else in the real world, it's a bunch of pointless bullshit and really changes nothing. It doesn't magically give him tits and a vagina. It doesn't magically allow him to get pregnant and have a baby. It doesn't change the fact that he was born with a penis and testicles. It doesn't make him pass as female.

All it does is show that some state government peon in Jersey changed a letter on a document because some mongo in Oregon wants a prop to point to in order to validate said mongo's delusions. That's all it is; a prop for Phil, just like his bicycle, his knives, his pepper spray, his tranny bats, his bondage gear, his airsoft AK, his Commie paraphernalia, and anything else Phil flaunts in an effort to impress his dumbass friends in hopes that they will take him seriously.
 
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The most suspicious thing is that Phil has never mentioned he was applying to change his birth cert, nor had he e-begged for the fee.
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The whole damn thing is suspect and stinks almost as bad as Phil himself. You're right about Phil not having mentioned anything about wanting to change the gender on his birth certificate. Usually when it comes to things that pertain to his identity he will talk about it for a while before getting it done. I believe he did it in regards to his state issued ID, his tattoos, his clothes, his bondage shit, his knives, his bike, the surgeries he wishes he could get. But he was completely mum about his actual birth certificate, or if he's mentioned it he hasn't said much about it since he hasn't met any of the criteria to get it changed on a NJ birth certificate (and he knows it).

This all came completely out of the blue, which points to him being overly stressed out over life. Slingblade is likely looking for someone else to leech off of (and is almost certainly fucking around behind Phil's back when he can), his neighbors are apparently sick of their shit and complaining to the landlord/building superintendent, asspats are in short supply lately, donations are drying up, fewer and fewer people are buying into his bullshit, he's got less money these days to freely waste on his trinkets and tats, Slingblade is contributing fuck-all to their expenses, he still can't see what we have been saying about him and all mentions of him (aside from his name) have been sanitized from Slingblade's thread...he's at TARDCON TWO and is desperately doing anything he can think of to get those sweet, sweet asspats and get positive attention for himself again. He's got no control over his life and he's flipping his shit because of it.
 
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Fuck his orchiectomy claims. It's already proven false by pictures he's posted that show no orchiectomy scars or even evidence of skin disruption in pictures dated well under a year after the supposed procedure was done.

It's typically twin, 3 inch incisions on the lower abdomen on either side and just above the genital area. They take several months to heal completely and the scars are clearly visible for 1 or 2 years and fade to barely visible after that.

Phil's body area in the last round of nudes he posts show there isn't anything but fat there. He sure as hell didn't have any money to afford some ground breaking procedure, and he's probably dumb enough to think they just cut your ballsack open and snip them out.

Also, the fact that so many of these asspatters who are troons and snowflakes that obsess over the trans lifestyle miss this obvious fact only serve to fuel my suspicions that 90% of the Trans-obsessed snowflakes have IQ's below 90.
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Does the way they do a surgery change if the purpose is cosmetic rather than medical?
 
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Exactly my feelings on the matter. To Phil, having that "M" changed to "F" on government issued documents and identification is a victory. It's validation of his desired identity. To everyone else in the real world, it's a bunch of pointless bullshit and really changes nothing. It doesn't magically give him tits and a vagina. It doesn't magically allow him to get pregnant and have a baby. It doesn't change the fact that he was born with a penis and testicles. It doesn't make him pass as female.

All it does is show that some state government peon in Jersey changed a letter on a document because some mongo in Oregon wants a prop to point to in order to validate said mongo's delusions. That's all it is; a prop for Phil, just like his bicycle, his knives, his pepper spray, his tranny bats, his bondage gear, his airsoft AK, his Commie paraphernalia, and anything else Phil flaunts in an effort to impress his dumbass friends in hopes that they will take him seriously.
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I apologize if this has been brought up before, but considering how communanarchwhatever anti-establishment as Phil is, why would he even recognize the validity of a state issued document in the first place?
 
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I apologize if this has been brought up before, but considering how communanarchwhatever anti-establishment as Phil is, why would he even recognize the validity of a state issued document in the first place?
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The answer is that he doesn't. He just knows that producing an official-looking doc will net him lots of asspats.
 
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As people have said, the letter change (even if real) changes nothing. It means nothing. I've seen birth certificates of actual men say F because of some mistake. Doesn't make them female.

Having your balls snipped and having a piece of paper edited doesn't make you a different gender.
Phil thinks like a white man, so no matter what he does to his body, he can never be a latinx woman.
 
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I apologize if this has been brought up before, but considering how communanarchwhatever anti-establishment as Phil is, why would he even recognize the validity of a state issued document in the first place?
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That's a lie, look at his fake country and it's fascist government and forced mass executions of dissenters for what Phil really believes. They may claim to be anarchist/socialist whatever but Phil and his ilk are exactly the sort of power hungry punks who would jump at the chance to be brownshirts had they been born in Germany in 1915. Their only objection to government is that they're not the ones calling the shots.
 
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They may claim to be anarchist/socialist whatever but Phil and his ilk are exactly the sort of power hungry punks who would jump at the chance to be brownshirts had they been born in Germany in 1915. Their only objection to government is that they're not the ones calling the shots.
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So because Phil cant be a brown shirt hes settled for the next best thing brown trousers :briefs:
 
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I noticed this comment and it got me thinking more that Phil probably did have his birth certificate ammended by New Jersey. Geena Philips is a legit crazy homeless troon asspatter that Phil refuses to ever help out financially or give her a place to stay, but I but she's spent some time helping him out with this so he can chalk it up as a win. Phil does have doctors who are "treating" him from his "gender dysphoria", which means he attends talk therapy appointments and gets high blood pressure and anti-depressant medications most likely from a GP. So I'm sure one of his tranny talk docs would sign off on saying "Yeah this gross spud wants to be a girl so I guess change it"
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