DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Mister Baranavichy]

Black style DSP

Aight y’all, real talk... I ain't finna lie 'ere, tips do be lookin' hella mad dry taday, an a can't fur(fur) the life a me say why...

And yes I'm not including money taken on a stream, which again Phil can't claim would have gone to him, as it's money to make fun of him or laugh at him. That would be like Donald Trump saying he's entitled to any money anybody makes for laughing at videos of him. They're 2 very different things.

He somewhat could, but doing so would mean admitting that his most loyal dents are retarded enough to donate to re-streamers like Raw as they've done for either attention or because they were genuinely youtube-channel blind and thinking it's him.
That level of retardation would reflect poorly on them, and by extension, on him. His ego could never handle that kind of hit.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I think the resident Kiwi legal expert would summarize in a paragraph how incorrect, obtuse and ignorant Dave is on the H3 lawsuit. Reminds me of what he thinks a mortgage refinance is with the whole giant cartoon sack of money with a dollar sign on it.

 

[Pargon]

Phil always wants things both ways.

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Phil - "I make most of my income on direct contributions from streams, because ad revenue is like pennies now"
Also Phil - "Entire channels make bank stealing my broadcasts", as in they steal ad revenue from his content getting less views

He can't have it both ways. Memology gets 1M views on edited videos. Snort Burnell gets about 200K. Even WPIG only gets about 200K. By definition, Phil, who gets double most detractors views, is making pennies on ad revenue, so they're making even less right? Even Raw Phil privates everything after a day so they're not making ad revenue either.

And yes I'm not including money taken on a stream, which again Phil can't claim would have gone to him, as it's money to make fun of him or laugh at him. That would be like Donald Trump saying he's entitled to any money anybody makes for laughing at videos of him. They're 2 very different things.

Considering this year might be boring, I really do hope we get LegalSydePhil and somebody gets in his ear to convince him to sue somebody. The countersuit or even pushback to that would be so hilarious.

Lmao Phil admitting for the umpteenth time that any hope of greater wealth or success could come at the effort and expense of others

Thought he didn’t have the money for a lawyer, funny how that changed as soon as there was a glimmer of him being able to go after his detractors

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

He somewhat could, but doing so would mean admitting that his most loyal dents are retarded enough to donate to re-streamers like Raw as they've done for either attention or because they were genuinely youtube-channel blind and thinking it's him.

Hasn't that been happening the past couple months? I remember screenshots getting posted of one of Phil's dents giving a superchat in Raw Phil with a message that looks like it's for DSP, then he superchats in DSP's channel right after. It's happened a few times, not sure if it's the same guy or one of the mentally ill whale's new gimmicks, like how there's always a random new viewer who never chats then shows up gifting subs and tipping in the exact same way.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Hasn't that been happening the past couple months? I remember screenshots getting posted of one of Phil's dents giving a superchat in Raw Phil with a message that looks like it's for DSP, then he superchats in DSP's channel right after. It's happened a few times, not sure if it's the same guy or one of the mentally ill whale's new gimmicks, like how there's always a random new viewer who never chats then shows up gifting subs and tipping in the exact same way.

You're being too vague. Oompa loompa and evacowboyfan have both done this recently.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Slowly morphing into another bald, aviator-wearing homo:

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HE! IS! THE GOUT PIGROACH!

But Rob Halford is awesome. Phil is not. Also, those glasses make Phil look even more like MovieBob.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Thought he didn’t have the money for a lawyer, funny how that changed as soon as there was a glimmer of him being able to go after his detractors

Phil is the classical passive-aggressive pacifist who will look down on violence because deep down he's a pussy afraid of getting into a fight.
Remember during the Kino Casino arc, he suddenly wasn't above talking shit about others and profiting from it, and he suddenly didn't think drama was the lowest kind of content. He was talking shit left and right and trying to get the attention of people like LTG, Max and Justin Wong just because he was under the impression people liked him and would back him up.

So much for the "blue collar underdog". Phil only poorly pretends like he's not about drama because he doesn't want someone and thousands laughing at him. Like that FGC guy with the arcade cabinets who fucking pimp-slapped him on Xitter. He sure loved playing victim even though he was clearly being passive-aggressive.

Phil just said the developers of that shitty fishing game he played contacted him, thanked him for playing the game, and gave him free DLC. He told them he wasn't going to play the game anymore because it didn't make him enough money.

Gotta love how Phil is a turd even when people go out their way to be nice to him. They quite literally handed him an opportunity for a partnership and he just had to shit on them.

Funny thing is Phil can't simply sue restreamers.

Aside from defamation lolsuits being so ridiculous because you HAVE to prove damages and intentions to harm you to the point people settle out of court, I'm convinced Phil can't sue anyone simply because you can cut an hour of raw footage of him talking about how detractors and restreamers don't affect his business, and how, if he ever got the chance to sue, he'd do it out of spite as payback.

The only reason the Jobst lolsuit fell through was because Karl was suing for an entirely different thing that got proven wrong. H3 apparently can prove that, aside from having proper copyright on his video, the people he's suing are on record stating they did it to affect him.

If he isn't he'll go way beyond just suing detractors,

I don't think people realize that Doody would be the beginning. Phil would go after ItsAGundam, Stuttering Craig, Kino Casino and even Joon the King, that's why I'd love a LegalSydePhil arc. If Phil for whatever reason became a millionaire, he'd waste it all on lolsuits and trying to shut down every single person who ever made a negative video about him seeking reparations.

 

[Balr0g]

I don't think people realize that Doody would be the beginning. Phil would go after ItsAGundam, Stuttering Craig, Kino Casino and even Joon the King, that's why I'd love a LegalSydePhil arc. If Phil for whatever reason became a millionaire, he'd waste it all on lolsuits and trying to shut down every single person who ever made a negative video about him seeking reparations.

And if one of those people who were shittalked by him (IJustine would probably be the best example) he would cry "I have changed!" He will always be a internet tough guy

 

[Whaler]

I think the resident Kiwi legal expert would summarize in a paragraph how incorrect, obtuse and ignorant Dave is on the H3 lawsuit. Reminds me of what he thinks a mortgage refinance is with the whole giant cartoon sack of money with a dollar sign on it.

Two main points of interest is that Ethan actually (or claimed to) filed a copyright on the video with the Copyright office, Phil doesn't do that with any of his shit because copyright is automatically assumed when you create something, the difference here is that Ethan filed the copyright fully knowing that the three Muskatards would react to it fully with very little input added from their side. The second main point is that Phil has gone on stream and stated as a matter of fact that the videos are "clips" from his channel that aren't given any context and are edited to make him look bad and spread lies and false information about him. It can't be completely stolen content that would violate fair use laws while also being completely edited clips designed to spread false information.

Phil has below basic understand on how shit like that works. The refinancing of his Condo is another example of that. I've already explained how badly that could go for him in the past though.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Phil just said the developers of that shitty fishing game he played contacted him, thanked him for playing the game, and gave him free DLC. He told them he wasn't going to play the game anymore because it didn't make him enough money.

what an absolute piece of shit. (phil, not the game)

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Phil can't sue anyone for the simple reason he would actually have to prove what they said isn't true, as opposed to just saying it isn't true or it's taken out of context.

 

[neger psykolog]

Phil can't sue anyone for the simple reason he would actually have to prove what they said isn't true, as opposed to just saying it isn't true or it's taken out of context.

I would love to hear him argue with the judge or some shit, or at least come back with some fantastical story about how he confronted the judge and called him a nigger until the actual court transcripts drop a few days later and its the judge being the one calling Phil a nigger.

Imagine what story Phil would've tried to spin if the bankruptcy call wasn't livestreamed. I mean he did try to spin it and make up some shit about the judge licking his ass better than Brazy Mamo could ever do and having a private "business style" meeting with him:

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

I would love to hear him argue with the judge or some shit, or at least come back with some fantastical story about how he confronted the judge and called him a nigger until the actual court transcripts drop a few days later and its the judge being the one calling Phil a nigger.

Imagine what story spun Phil would've tried to spin if the bankruptcy call wasn't livestreamed. I mean he did try to spin it and make up some shit about the judge licking his ass better than Brazy Mamo could ever do and having a private "business style" meeting with him:
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Please tell me those xeets are real. I know she's a disgusting creature, but this would just be the cherry on top.

Plus, speaking of Twitter, it appears David has breached containment, with his recent lol suit precedent post, and has gotten the attention of the hasan/h3 drama slop farmer twitter account.


E:
Was it always receding this hard, lmao? Maybe I'm fooling myself, but I could've sworn she at least had a healthy head of hair.

 

[woc_krava]

Phil just said the developers of that shitty fishing game he played contacted him, thanked him for playing the game, and gave him free DLC. He told them he wasn't going to play the game anymore because it didn't make him enough money.

The guy really rolled a 20 on luck on birth, but manages to shoot himself in the foot with every single opportunity that he undeservingly gets.

 

[neger psykolog]

Please tell me those xeets are real. I know she's a disgusting creature, but this would just be the cherry on top.

They are. No archive links but it was posted about quite a while ago, I'd guess they're probably still up on her account too:

Orbiter Post in thread 'Kat Speculation'

Feb 10, 2025

Jenna has truly hit rock bottom...

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[QwahlityKahntent]

bitch got that AVGN style hairline

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

So according to Phil, we don’t have a life if we don’t pay child support or alimony.

All because he devoured bait regarding a question about his back taxes.

 

[Fire Walk With Me]

I could at least understand it when he thought he was best pals with the Casino and he was pretending it was ironic, but for what reason could he think ramping up the begging up even further than it was would be a good look for his now 'redeemed' Persona? Been following the dude since like 2011 and hes never been this hard with it outside of the 'SAVE THE HOUSE' fundraisers.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phil is a fucking moron. Yeah, detractors are earning money on him. But none of that money would have gone to Phil, since folks who watch detractor channels would rather bareback fuck fat khat than ever give him a c

He phails to realize that just because he bought a sussessful sandwich shop, that those customers are not guaranteed to keep patronizing the same location.

Phil just said the developers of that shitty fishing game he played contacted him, thanked him for playing the game, and gave him free DLC. He told them he wasn't going to play the game anymore because it didn't make him enough money.

Fuck. Come up with better lies you clown

“Muh culture is Italian because my mom knew some Italian recupes!”

Wrong again Polack.

So according to Phil, we don’t have a life if we don’t pay child support or alimony.

All because he devoured bait regarding a question about his back taxes.

Soooooooooooooooo divorce coin through the roof? He clearly doesn't have a life since he claims he's happily married - never been divorced - and has no kids to support.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

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Esoteric lore request: in reference to the "game journalist" meme that people are putting around about DSP at the moment. Didn't he actually do fairly lengthy and decent quality (compared to his current streams) written game reviews back in the day? Like fucking ages ago. I believe they were "published" on some fairly decent gaming website (although I doubt he got paid for ti)

Reason I'm asking is because if my memory of the above is correct, and I'm pretty sure it is then "game journalist" isn't really even a meme or an insult but semi-factual. There's actually a very real chance he could've actually gotten a full time gig writing game reviews back in the day and ended up writing instead of being a full-time style on-demand style video content creator style YouTuber. And I know some faggot will be like "no one would've ever hired him!" but then you obviously aren't aware of the caliber of people who work as "game journalists" in the first place.

DSP could've been the guy that wrote the Kotaku/whatever piece about putting the Nintendo Wii nunchuck up his ass.

If I'm wrong then I'm wrong. If I'm right then once again we are faced with the penultimate situation of there being many fake detractors around who don't even know basic DSP history.

Better yet, he could have had this guy's job of reading out the patch notes for his favorite videogame.