Consider the forum's current skellyweight world champion, Nick Rekieta, except you can only laugh at Nick's self-destruction for so long before remembering that he's also ruined the lives of five innocent kids. Vicky has only fucked over Vicky. Maybe it was kinda hard on her parents, but their millions of dollars will comfort them.
Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets
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IIH is a female-specific mysterious headache disease. It is often triggered by weight gain.
As for her prescription woes, when my doctor screws up my prescription, I call the office or talk to the pharmacist. Why didn't she do that when it was dispensed? Could it be....
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The high for New York today is 78 Fahrenheit. Low of 71.
Oh fuck off Vicky you're in an air conditioned room. I doubt you ever open a window because ou're also intolerant to fresh air and literally everything else goo for you.
That's... not really that warm, is it? A 1-second internet search suggests that heat/lack of AC starts to become dangerous at 90 degrees.
NYC certainly isn't going to be opening cooling stations or whatever at 78.
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Vicky Markhoff, aspiring motivational speaker.
”The life you want to live is still ahead of you”. She’s living the dream, apparently. Lmao.
”The life you want to live is still ahead of you”. She’s living the dream, apparently. Lmao.
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So she's finally stopped labeling herself as trans youth then? Finally, God
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EXCEPT TODAY BITCH, TN BANNED UNDERAGE TRANNY SHIT LETS FUCKING GO USA.
Also, 90f weather? Give me a break. Try 102f, 89% humidity, and no aircon. I grew up in that shit. I would gladly live on the sidewalk in 78f weather. 78f is like 'wuw being under this tree is just a little too chilly here'.
When will she actually stop calling herself a youth, 30? 40? Or will she do the thing where's 50 is the new youth thing?
Brings to mind the Rat King forum old-timer Colt Seidman, another fat unwashed pooner doing her best to stay a teenager in her late 20s.
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It’s because they have to deal with housing surly drug addicts, the mentally ill and plenty of ppl that refuse to ever clean up after themselves or like to hoard. I’d charge more too given what you have to deal with in the population.
Most landlords in cities refuse to work with the “transitional housing” programs from the homeless shelters because without fail most of the apartments they get homeless clients into get utterly trashed and ruined within six months. In the USA it’s became an entire scam industry where “sober living homes” get paid Medicaid bucks to put these ppl up in squalid dwellings for large sums of money. You have to pay large sums for ppl to be willing deal with all the BS it entails.
Oh man, Colt was my first Pooner lolcow. Did she just fall off the map? I figure she might eventually move to every blue city to run the same scam, but was probably too far and lazy to keep going.
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About a year ago, she detransitioned (but is still very pro-trans and pro-transition). Not a lot of activity in her thread - I think she's gone quiet on social media.
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Cooling centers include places like libraries and parks with splash pads, so they're mostly already open anyway. She could fuck off to a library (an accessible one, even!) like the rest of the unemployed / homeless do in the summer, but that would mean not making attention-seeking excuses about the dumbest most fixable bullshit imaginable. The only real obstacle is herself.
Summers fucking suck in Manhattan and that's just the way that it is and will continue to be (and if you're heat intolerant, why the fuck do you live in a concrete heat sink you fucking moron). Her griping and lack of shame about said griping is extra laughable, given that millions of tri-state residents finish the Manhattan leg of their commute via walking / cycling / subway every morning and evening, waiting on stifling platforms that are so hot and humid everyone arrives at their destination sopping wet. But unlike this feeble retard, they find solutions to make it work or learn to accept the reality.
And, generally, why the fuck does she stay? It boggles my mind that she threw such a twitter tantrum a few years ago about living in NYC for its accessibility when all she bitches about is that nothing is accessible and everything is insufferable. I'd have more respect for her if she just set piles of money on fire instead of going to these lengths to be as embarrassingly helpless and entitled as possible. At least the cyclical lack of creativity and constructive problem solving in the face of adversity (then preventing the problem from happening again in the first place) continues to be hilarious every time, especially when sandwiched between the academic/intellectual superiority complex routine.
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When Vicky started pushing to get the power chair, her parents and the medical professionals in her life begged her not to. They tried to warn her that if she started using a medically unnecessary wheelchair it wouldn't be long before her muscles wasted away and she really would have mobility issues. This was a catastrophic error on their part: Vicky knew damn well that's what would happen and it was a huge part in why she wanted it.
Vicky thought that by pretending to be disabled, she'd found a cheat code to life: parents, teachers and society at large would be forced to wait on her hand and foot. No more cleaning my room! Special attention from my professors! My parents have to support me financially for the rest of my life.
The most recent college arc in particular has shown her that isn't the case, and even for the very wealthy living in a modern city, there are a ton of extra hurdles for disabled people that they're expected to handle on their own.
Her mobility is nowhere near as bad as her LARP would suggest, but even if she was 100% healthy prior to grifting the power chair, she definitely can't just climb out of it now and go back to acting like a normal person again. Anyone who's had to wear one of those moonboots for a broken foot can tell you how rapidly the supporting muscles and tendons atrophy, and even something as minor as four weeks in it will require a reasonably disciplined round of rehab. I have no idea what the rehab of getting out of a power chair would look like, but given she couldn't do the rehab to strengthen her sore hip to avoid going into it in the first place, it's safe to say Vicky is fucked.
She pretended to be a sped for pity points on tumblr, only the political winds changed and now she's stuck that way.
Vicky thought that by pretending to be disabled, she'd found a cheat code to life: parents, teachers and society at large would be forced to wait on her hand and foot. No more cleaning my room! Special attention from my professors! My parents have to support me financially for the rest of my life.
The most recent college arc in particular has shown her that isn't the case, and even for the very wealthy living in a modern city, there are a ton of extra hurdles for disabled people that they're expected to handle on their own.
Her mobility is nowhere near as bad as her LARP would suggest, but even if she was 100% healthy prior to grifting the power chair, she definitely can't just climb out of it now and go back to acting like a normal person again. Anyone who's had to wear one of those moonboots for a broken foot can tell you how rapidly the supporting muscles and tendons atrophy, and even something as minor as four weeks in it will require a reasonably disciplined round of rehab. I have no idea what the rehab of getting out of a power chair would look like, but given she couldn't do the rehab to strengthen her sore hip to avoid going into it in the first place, it's safe to say Vicky is fucked.
She pretended to be a sped for pity points on tumblr, only the political winds changed and now she's stuck that way.
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I have a hard time believing she actually uses the chair 100% of the time, but I could be wrong. She definitely takes it to school, when she bothers to go, or trips to the ER, but I figure she’s physically akin to many depressed sedentary, terminally online people that spend most of their time in bed or on a sofa staring at a screen. Or maybe a munchie chronic illness warrior than can only occasionally get out of bed when nobody is looking.
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well what about the sister? the influence shes had on her siblings is probably not great. isnt the brother a troon as well? and she's the oldest right?
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She can because she does "PT" by walking and singing on the roof. But she can't accept an apartment that isn't accessible because, well, erm.... I have no idea.
Edit: I think I've figured it out, she can't use being homeless as an excuse to grift and get pity points if she can just easily get an apartment. Though I suspect the reason she specifically needs sublets is because of her awful renting record so she's already made a rod for her back- just not a sympathetic one.
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Bitch, use a washcloth. You don't need special wipes, you are not an infant with a sore bum.
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But then she'd have to wash it out. That's the kind of exertion that will lead her to post-exertional malaise and possibly even dying from her MG!
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She'd have a hard job using it in her NY sublet even if it wasn't a hoarder pit situ.
So she probably flops about from bed to bog on foot,like many a depressed scruff.
However, when those depressed scruffs are pushed to go out, more often than her because they can't afford to door dash shit, they do it on foot. She does that less, and when she does it's in the Poonter5000.
The main complicating factor for her melting into the stankchair though, is surely her insane boutique cocktail of unnecessary drugs.
It's one thing to rot away, it's another to be doing it on a diet of every class of steroid and fuck knows what else.
She also has a big ol twitter screed today about how the system is killing disabled people argle bargle etc., but it's not funny, whereas this little tidbit is hilarious:
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What language is she learning seriously enough to be worth $80 in study material?
Art historians usually need two of French, German, and Italian for a grad program. What languages do you need for a program in power chair studies? Maybe Gypsy, to learn grifting tips?