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Andie Proskus, the cancer faking hunchbacked gutter ghoul from the munchies thread whose spine is now rotting, started as a fake retard back in middle school before transitioning to physical disabilities when they still expected her to do something resembling work and has continued to fake retarded through her adult years to get special treatment and callout insurance. So yes, someone actually did melt her spine from faking retarded.
Because it took me seven posts and 14 gigabytes of hard drive space to get through her whole history.
Andie's entire life revolves around her manipulating people into taking care of her like a literal baby and she goes to absolutely insane lengths to maintain this. She runs a vanity charity organization that gets a lot of local media attention which she hides behind to keep anyone she's done this to from revealing what a monster she actually is.
As a child she was failing school out of sheer laziness and refusal to do any homework and was evaluated for learning disabilities. She ended up getting placed in Resource, which in her school district was for kids who were on the lower end of average and needed a leg up to get back to mainstream. Over time she ramped up the helplessness to the point where they placed her in proper SPED. One of the students there was so disabled she had her own teacher and Andie couldn't STAND that so she started trying to get that special attention for herself. She manipulated this teacher into ignoring her own charge to take care of Andie instead and over time convinced the teachers she needed to be in the absolute lowest level of "learn to tie your shoe and wash your hands before eating" life skills class.
In high school they started doing a job skills class where they had to clean tables and empty waste baskets in the school, which is when Andie suddenly started walking around with a hunched back claiming to be physically unable to perform the work. She was called out by every doctor they took her to in her city before some enabling quack half a continent away diagnosed her with 'myopathy' and agreed to do a spinal fusion on her. Once the hunch was out of the question she started walking with an absurd shuffling gait that again, everyone knew was fake. There's articles about how teachers "bullied" her by trying to make her walk faster and she herself posted a video of her PT calling her bullshit and trying to get the mother to see it was for attention. Instead, mom bought her a power wheelchair to use at school. She graduated with a SPED modified diploma and was placed in a community transition program designed for autists and tards. As far as anyone can tell the school was in an impossible situation where the parents were insisting she wasn't lying and threatening to lawyer up, she was refusing to do anything other than the lowest level of full-retard work, and they were already starting to use the local media to defend her. A year later she faked cancer for the first time (out of eight times I've caught her faking cancer, and probably more I didn't catch).
By 2016, in her 20s, she convinced a group of women to push her in a stroller like a baby and hand-feed her by telling them she had muscular dystrophy so severe she could not use any of her limbs. This group fucked off when she faked cancer again, told them she was terminal, and made a post pretending to be someone else writing on her behalf to say she was in a coma and needed a transplant. In the wake of this, her parents kicked her out of the house but she pulled the retard card again and got placed in a group home meant for people with learning disabilities. She's living with people who can't shower or use the toilet independently. She retconned that her parents used to have to shower her, wipe her ass, and dress her at home to get the group home PCAs to do that for her. Her mother has said she did not do this at home and Andie was perfectly capable of caring for herself.
In 2017 she had a second surgery on her spine and this let her get her germy little hands on an incision. She infected her fusion hardware and keeps it infected because it means someone has to change her stinking bandages and clean her wounds for her. The constant appointments to get IV antibiotics also let her fake cancer a few more times. She shaved her head and made a bunch of tiktok videos of her getting the infusions done which she told people was chemo. Some of the biggest names on the platform promoted her before the lies were exposed. Since none of them will grow a set and use their platform to warn people about her, she continues to pretend those people are her friends which deters anyone else from exposing her for fear of bringing their rabid fans out.
In recent years she's posted giant gnarly pockets of rot all down her spine, gaping wounds they can't close where the hardware is exposed, real horror nightmare shit. But again she's given away that there is a solution but she's refusing it: every surgeon she consulted with told her if she ate enough protein to get some values up in he bloodwork they'd remove the infected hardware but until then she isn't strong enough to survive the surgery. She responded by cutting protein out of her diet entirely.
If she didn't post all of this voluntarily with proof I wouldn't believe it was real. Posts: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. You know. If anyone needs some light reading on this blessed Sunday. Last part starts with the whole story of how she pulled this off, from her own mouth.
Andie's entire life revolves around her manipulating people into taking care of her like a literal baby and she goes to absolutely insane lengths to maintain this. She runs a vanity charity organization that gets a lot of local media attention which she hides behind to keep anyone she's done this to from revealing what a monster she actually is.
As a child she was failing school out of sheer laziness and refusal to do any homework and was evaluated for learning disabilities. She ended up getting placed in Resource, which in her school district was for kids who were on the lower end of average and needed a leg up to get back to mainstream. Over time she ramped up the helplessness to the point where they placed her in proper SPED. One of the students there was so disabled she had her own teacher and Andie couldn't STAND that so she started trying to get that special attention for herself. She manipulated this teacher into ignoring her own charge to take care of Andie instead and over time convinced the teachers she needed to be in the absolute lowest level of "learn to tie your shoe and wash your hands before eating" life skills class.
In high school they started doing a job skills class where they had to clean tables and empty waste baskets in the school, which is when Andie suddenly started walking around with a hunched back claiming to be physically unable to perform the work. She was called out by every doctor they took her to in her city before some enabling quack half a continent away diagnosed her with 'myopathy' and agreed to do a spinal fusion on her. Once the hunch was out of the question she started walking with an absurd shuffling gait that again, everyone knew was fake. There's articles about how teachers "bullied" her by trying to make her walk faster and she herself posted a video of her PT calling her bullshit and trying to get the mother to see it was for attention. Instead, mom bought her a power wheelchair to use at school. She graduated with a SPED modified diploma and was placed in a community transition program designed for autists and tards. As far as anyone can tell the school was in an impossible situation where the parents were insisting she wasn't lying and threatening to lawyer up, she was refusing to do anything other than the lowest level of full-retard work, and they were already starting to use the local media to defend her. A year later she faked cancer for the first time (out of eight times I've caught her faking cancer, and probably more I didn't catch).
By 2016, in her 20s, she convinced a group of women to push her in a stroller like a baby and hand-feed her by telling them she had muscular dystrophy so severe she could not use any of her limbs. This group fucked off when she faked cancer again, told them she was terminal, and made a post pretending to be someone else writing on her behalf to say she was in a coma and needed a transplant. In the wake of this, her parents kicked her out of the house but she pulled the retard card again and got placed in a group home meant for people with learning disabilities. She's living with people who can't shower or use the toilet independently. She retconned that her parents used to have to shower her, wipe her ass, and dress her at home to get the group home PCAs to do that for her. Her mother has said she did not do this at home and Andie was perfectly capable of caring for herself.
In 2017 she had a second surgery on her spine and this let her get her germy little hands on an incision. She infected her fusion hardware and keeps it infected because it means someone has to change her stinking bandages and clean her wounds for her. The constant appointments to get IV antibiotics also let her fake cancer a few more times. She shaved her head and made a bunch of tiktok videos of her getting the infusions done which she told people was chemo. Some of the biggest names on the platform promoted her before the lies were exposed. Since none of them will grow a set and use their platform to warn people about her, she continues to pretend those people are her friends which deters anyone else from exposing her for fear of bringing their rabid fans out.
In recent years she's posted giant gnarly pockets of rot all down her spine, gaping wounds they can't close where the hardware is exposed, real horror nightmare shit. But again she's given away that there is a solution but she's refusing it: every surgeon she consulted with told her if she ate enough protein to get some values up in he bloodwork they'd remove the infected hardware but until then she isn't strong enough to survive the surgery. She responded by cutting protein out of her diet entirely.
If she didn't post all of this voluntarily with proof I wouldn't believe it was real. Posts: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. You know. If anyone needs some light reading on this blessed Sunday. Last part starts with the whole story of how she pulled this off, from her own mouth.
Edit: My current girl, Sarah-Jean Adolphus, also went in for autism testing early in her munchie journey and somehow talked them into letting her take the assessment home with her to finish on her own time and return the next day. When she got her results back it diagnosed her with level one autism and also a sub-40 IQ with low verbal skills. Being actually stupid but not clinically stupid, she did not realize how absurd claiming her IQ is in the 30s is so she continued to repeat it for years.
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