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Do you know what it was that ate him up? Like, did he have a bad life? Or just one of those cases of a mood problem that doesn't have a reason?


Anyways, this is probably dumb and in bad taste, but I mean it sincerely:
Only Cats knows and I suppose that was his privilege to keep or share, and he didn't, at least not to us. EmpGulcasa already shared what he knows. We aren't going to know for sure so it doesn't really do any good to speculate here. I'm sure he'd rather have us focus on the cats and the good moments with him anyway.

So I propose instead of feeling that particular brah moment, try this one instead:

It's kiwi flavored too.
 
Only Cats knows and I suppose that was his privilege to keep or share, and he didn't, at least not to us. EmpGulcasa already shared what he knows. We aren't going to know for sure so it doesn't really do any good to speculate here. I'm sure he'd rather have us focus on the cats and the good moments with him anyway.

So I propose instead of feeling that particular brah moment, try this one instead:

It's kiwi flavored too.
He looks an awful lot like the lost, sick, old cat my parents took in and restored to health.

Edit: Which in turn looks like the new kitten I was going to name Texas Dan.
 
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We’ve interacted on our profiles numerous times (he was always down to post an AI-generated derpy cat if you asked nicely, which I utilized liberally), but honestly my favorite post of his was in some random shitflinging thread I don’t remember that was rapidly devolving in into a gay slapfight and he randomly posted something like:

“I have brain amoebas”

I still laugh about that shitpost and even quote it to family whenever shit starts getting out of hand. Delightfully retarded shitpost that many of us shitposters wished we could measure up to.

Fuck, @Cats dying is screwing me up more than I expected. Going to try and take a relaxing walk and meditate for a bit…
I think it hit a lot of us harder than we imagined. I wish there was something we could have done that might have prevented it but we have to accept some folks truly believe the only relief is death. I'm not being defeatist, it really is like this for some and sadly @Cats was one of them.

I don't have any answers or solutions to that, although I wish Idid.
 
Do you know what it was that ate him up? Like, did he have a bad life? Or just one of those cases of a mood problem that doesn't have a reason?


Anyways, this is probably dumb and in bad taste, but I mean it sincerely:
As I've mentioned before he had gone through a very traumatic relationship split that I'm not sure he ever recovered from, and had been dealing with severe back pain and dependency on pills to manage to pain for almost as long as I knew him. Not to say there couldn't be something more because he was not especially open about stuff, particularly after the breakup.
 
Only Cats knows and I suppose that was his privilege to keep or share, and he didn't, at least not to us. EmpGulcasa already shared what he knows. We aren't going to know for sure so it doesn't really do any good to speculate here. I'm sure he'd rather have us focus on the cats and the good moments with him anyway.

So I propose instead of feeling that particular brah moment, try this one instead:

It's kiwi flavored too.
"Yep, just have a seat"

peak Orange Cat.
 
"Yep, just have a seat"

peak Orange Cat.
>Best review brah review
>Kiwis are mentioned

It's like poetry.
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Hey guys. small update. Out of nowhere today I got a message from @Cats mom Debbie through his discord account after I had blown it up a bit in the last few days being angry and upset. We ended up talking for a while (which was weird) and she told me he seemed to have passed peacefully, she found him in a spot he liked in their yard. She's offered to send me something of his as she's working on going through his things and I asked for the last 40k miniature he painted and showed me to remember him by so I'm looking forward to that.

I also let her know how much he's been missed here and she said when she feels like she can handle it she'll check the messages a lot of you left already. She seems like a really sweet woman and her mentioning that he talked about me often has made me feel quite a bit better as well. Just thought I'd share.
 
I don't know if there's already a protocol for this, and it seems everyone gets it already (in fact, I was going off you all), but I think everyone should remember/consider to not mention the Farms by name. Because it's the kind of thing that'd be weird and off-putting to a lot of people, and we all say things we just wouldn't want associated with us IRL, even in death, on here.
 
Hey guys. small update. Out of nowhere today I got a message from @Cats mom Debbie through his discord account after I had blown it up a bit in the last few days being angry and upset. We ended up talking for a while (which was weird) and she told me he seemed to have passed peacefully, she found him in a spot he liked in their yard. She's offered to send me something of his as she's working on going through his things and I asked for the last 40k miniature he painted and showed me to remember him by so I'm looking forward to that.

I also let her know how much he's been missed here and she said when she feels like she can handle it she'll check the messages a lot of you left already. She seems like a really sweet woman and her mentioning that he talked about me often has made me feel quite a bit better as well. Just thought I'd share.
This post made me cry

I don't know if there's already a protocol for this, and it seems everyone gets it already (in fact, I was going off you all), but I think everyone should remember/consider to not mention the Farms by name. Because it's the kind of thing that'd be weird and off-putting to a lot of people, and we all say things we just wouldn't want associated with us IRL, even in death, on here.

Yeah. I‘m usually a pretty open person irl and it’s been hard to not be able to talk about this with anyone else because how am I supposed to explain that I made an account on the niggerfaggot forum to pay my respects to a guy in Texas who didnt even know I exist. feels bad man
 
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I was in Dallas just a day before he passed. I could have met him in person if we'd been close. Which we weren't, I don't have any reason to think my posts stood out to Cats near as much as his did to me. But there's something in that that just feels wretched.
Turns out I mixed up small Texan towns
He was nowhere near Dallas LOL
I feel slightly better
 
I always pictured @Cats as an undulating mass of cats irl so the thought of him passing the way a real cat would is fitting in a gut wrenching way
I always thought of him that way too, a giant cat shoggoth, purring and growling at the center of space and time like an adorable eldritch horror.
 
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