DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[GodModule]

I see Phil is still running from SF6. What a pussy

 

[Elite Kipchak]

so is he a weakling with atrophied noodle arms or is he strong enough to break every controller he touches? tard strength works in mysterious ways.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Anyone still watch TIHYDPs? Anyone got a favorite channel? I like The Outsyder's a lot, his Sekiro TIHYDP has to be one of the funniest TIHYDPs I've ever seen. His Doom Eternal one was pretty good too.

This YT channel- Carl Eusebius - has some great ones.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

so is he a weakling with atrophied noodle arms or is he strong enough to break every controller he touches? tard strength works in mysterious ways.

If he played a real racing game with his wheel he’s weak enough that the wheel might jerk him halfway out of his seat during hairy turns. Alas, he’ll play glorified golf cart games instead.

 

[Baklava]

Phil is unique because he isn't a legitimately stupid person, he is just so insanely sheltered and uncultured and inexperienced that he doesn't know anything, he is like a brain on default setting, he just has no curiosity so he doesn't ever expand his knowledge, his immediate reaction to getting any new information is to say "what are you talking about, I don't know what you are saying." , and if a game doesnt have a dialogue box to tell him exactly what to do he just goes "how would I know that", because he doesnt have the capacity toward curiosity.

"Willfully ignorant" is a good descriptor for what Phil is. He's not *just* stupid, he aggressively hinders himself to stay stupid to the point his capacity for basic cognitive function is just fucked. He has all the cunning of a child who's realized he can act pitiful to swimdle more from mom and dad. If he could be compared to anything, I often think of Eddy from Ed, Edd, and Eddy. All he cares about, at the end of the day, is devising hare-brained schemes to get quarters for jawbreakers.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Honest question since I'm not big into other lolcows and there's obvious bias towards DSP here, but are there people even stupider than him?
And I'm not talking about the ones who have clear mental disabilities, I'm talking about physically sound people.

Even Dear Feeder had to admit that Phil is as dumb and delusional as CWC after talking to him on Kino Casino. I think one lolcow who is as dumb if not dumber (imo it's the latter) is Patrick Tomlinson aka Fatrick. Extremely narcissistic, has ODD, had a 1.2 GPA in school yet thinks he's the smartest motherfucker around, is likened to a pig. As you see, Fatrick and Phil have a lot in common. Piggy at least had good grades in school because Dave and Linda made him cram for exams.

so is he a weakling with atrophied noodle arms or is he strong enough to break every controller he touches? tard strength works in mysterious ways.

Modern controllers are fragile as fuck, a friend of mine threw his PS4 controller against the floor and it literally shattered into pieces like a glass. Still, I'm surprised it took him such a short time to fuck up his arcade stick, modern arcade sticks, even cheap ones, are built to be sturdy as fuck because manufacturers know that the average person who buys them are dumb niggers with anger issues like Phail who will go gorilla mode on them every time they lose.

 

[McSneaks]

I'm not gaming on them 6 days a week like our dear Phil here, but I've never had any controller break down the way his do. Aside from chucknng them at the wall when I was a kid, I've only had mild stick drift. He must be gripping them super hard and smashing the buttons like a literal ape to get them to wear down this quick.

Gaming since NES (second handed by older family who were around for it) and I've literally never broken a controller. The only one ever was my Elite 2 but it just kind of woredown is a super nonstandard way (pulled apart at the seam that holds the front+back together, the plastic grip part peeled up as a result) but it still worked completely fine with no actual functional issues it just annoyed me and I replaced it and that one was totally fine. This is like 15ish consoles, maybe two dozen controllers. None. Zero.

You might just have bad luck and get a shitty one, or it's your "job" and you're using the same one for 8 hours a day playing Mario Party or something, but unless you're an absolute animal no normal person fucks up that many controllers. These are toys made for literal children that have been refined over decades lol.

But then this is Phil who every single game he picks happens to be fundamentally broken and none of the controls work regardless what he's doing, so much like how he always loses at Mario Kart because everything specifically affects him, surely his personal controllers have the same problem...

 

[northamericanape]

It's not really receding as such, It's traction alopecia, common in women who pull their hair back in very tight hairstyles, like cornrows or very tight pony tails, its the reason most black women are bald.

Basically you put your follicles into a lot of stress continuously and eventually they just die.

Not too different from the ones that keep plucking their hair out until it stops growing.

It's self inflicted.

No, it's headset hair.

 

[CannedBacon]

Just as his kick liquidity was circling the drain on cusp of losing the majority of his subs, the mentally ill kick whale that was missing for a bit comes back to splurge on Phil. I'm amazed at the lengths these dents go to keep him afloat day in and day out

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Just as his kick liquidity was circling the drain on cusp of losing the majority of his subs, the mentally ill kick whale that was missing for a bit comes back to splurge on Phil. I'm amazed at the lengths these dents go to keep him afloat day in and day out

It's because he's messaging them behind the scenes arranging the support

 

[Whaler]

This has to be mental retardation, either way. Either Phil is actively deflecting in order to obscure the fact that he begs for money for DoorDash and plastic crap, or he's genuinely stupid.

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An interesting thing he says here near the end is "save money for a year and then MAYBE FIX MY SHOWER which doesn't EFFECT THE BUSINESS." This retard really only cares about money for three things: DoorDash, Gin, and WWEC. Why would he want a working bathroom, or fix his dish washer, or fix the mold problem when he can spend that money on fast food (that he says is bad for him if he eats it constantly) and a shitty mobile game.

"Willfully ignorant" is a good descriptor for what Phil is. He's not *just* stupid, he aggressively hinders himself to stay stupid to the point his capacity for basic cognitive function is just fucked. He has all the cunning of a child who's realized he can act pitiful to swimdle more from mom and dad. If he could be compared to anything, I often think of Eddy from Ed, Edd, and Eddy. All he cares about, at the end of the day, is devising hare-brained schemes to get quarters for jawbreakers.

I've said this before, and I'll say it again. Phils problem is that he doesn't want to learn. He wants everything to be easy to know and understand. You can see it in his Lies of P and Mario Kart Worlds gameplay. He always says like "I've never fought this boss before, so how am I suppose to know when to block or parry" or "I've never played this map before, how am I suppose to know where the shortcuts are." It's this refusal to learn anything or attempt to learn that hinders him greatly in anything he does. He says he loves gaming, but he won't put any more effort into than he has to at this point. It's also why he looks up the solution to any and all puzzles or refuses to do anything if his chat won't give him the answer, as evident from his Blue Prince gameplay.

 

[FormerPro]

Thanks for letting us know that:
1) You know that you mispronounce words
2) It bothers you that we know you do it, and make fun of you for it

Fucking retard.

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I fucking love how paranoid he is. People couldn't possibly be pointing out he's saying it like a retard because he's saying it like a retard. It's a grand troll conspiracy to get him to say ACK so they can clip it and use it in their content and probably then use that in a way to get him to reveal personal information, cancel his PS6 pre-order and book a construction company to demolish his house.

 

[Kiwi Andy]

Rate me optimistic but Null's coverage of DSP in recent months really gives me the impression he has a better understanding of the snortex now through his appreciation of Kino Casino. Solid segment last night on MATI. Hopefully it will also lead to less friction with this board.

 

[Comma]

W-what is he doing...?

 

[Balr0g]

W-what is he doing...?

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Copying Nick? Only difference is probably that there is no one under the desk.

Also, that camera angle shows a very large nose. He is a BIG-NOSED-FREAK!

Checked into RawPhils stream and what a miserable support stream. while he hit the goal he only got some Kick subs and some tips. No superchats and no Youtube memberships. Oooff
But hey the sandwich shop managed another sales goal hit right? Doesn't matter it's the same people who dump the sandwiches in the next available trashbin once they're out of the shop

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Just as his kick liquidity was circling the drain on cusp of losing the majority of his subs, the mentally ill kick whale that was missing for a bit comes back to splurge on Phil. I'm amazed at the lengths these dents go to keep him afloat day in and day out

It leaves one thinking, if there is that loser $1k deep in the hole willing to give phil the money he asked a friend to aliviate his own debt, just imagine what Lance and Jaxx are up to behind the scenes. MysoulAres.jpeg.

Rate me optimistic but Null's coverage of DSP in recent months really gives me the impression he has a better understanding of the snortex now through his appreciation of Kino Casino. Solid segment last night on MATI. Hopefully it will also lead to less friction with this board.

Null doesn't understand the subtle complexities of the ambitious cinematic universe that is DSP watching, all he knows is his bossman gamba, eat hot pizza and lie. Doubt that will ever change.

 

[johnkimble123]

Honest question since I'm not big into other lolcows and there's obvious bias towards DSP here, but are there people even stupider than him?
And I'm not talking about the ones who have clear mental disabilities, I'm talking about physically sound people.
Because other dumbfuck retard lolcows like Rich, Wings or Boogie, while legit fucking stupid, at least have some level of self-awareness and/or low self esteem that allows them to realize from time to time that they're dumb as fuck.

The problem with Phil is that he legit has negative amounts of self-awareness on pretty much every aspect. He legit sees himself as a handsome, athletic, deeply intellectual and mature person who everyone should listen to. A combination of having zero interest in learning, being a heavy drinker, thinking he knows best, not having any hobbies and his delusions of grand-door are what makes Phil such a legit stupid person. Does someone match this level of stupidity?

Because the next level is literal mouthdrooling retards and I think that's cheating. Much like the people who say that DSP is not a bad guy because he's not a rapist, if we truly have to compare him to mentally disabled people, we have a problem. Phil is the dumbest a person can be without actually having a cognitive disability.

One reason I put Phil above everybody else in terms of stupidity is that he wasn't white trash like Wings or another fat fuck like RTU & Boogie where eventually you become a joke.

Phil's a normal sized person who went to private school his whole life, had everything paid for him, had no reason to become a lolcow, but did anyways, and on top of that, is one of the dumbest people you'll stumble upon with such a background. I honestly think he got through HS by just repeating shit back, and was somewhat good at that, but the second critical thinking was required, dumb fuck couldn't handle it and melted down. He's been coasting on 15-20 year ago accomplishments for that long.

 

[OliverKlozoff]

Phil always wants things both ways.

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I think he means he's going to be Rich. As in RTU. Because who's he kidding getting rich over a couple of detractor channels.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I'm not big on Boogie lore, but he seems to have enough intelligence to know what he's doing in terms of how others see him, and he was able to pull off the Mr Rogers act for a while, whilst Wings knows he's a useless piece of white trash. Whilst he's probably too stoned to now, RTU could at least build a PC at one point and had some tech knowledge. Phil on the other hand is so utterly stupid that part of the attraction of watching him is that you can't understand how someone like that can exist in real life, coupled with the fact he thinks he's the smart one and everyone else is a moron.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

I'm not big on Boogie lore, but he seems to have enough intelligence to know what he's doing in terms of how others see him, and he was able to pull off the Mr Rogers act for a while, whilst Wings knows he's a useless piece of white trash. Whilst he's probably too stoned to now, RTU could at least build a PC at one point and had some tech knowledge. Phil on the other hand is so utterly stupid that part of the attraction of watching him is that you can't understand how someone like that can exist in real life, coupled with the fact he thinks he's the smart one and everyone else is a moron.

boogie is a low IQ piece of shit too. he just learned at an early age that pity gets him ass pats. he truly is retarded and i hope he dies