How do you bully Indians? - Tips and stories about how to be more effective racists to Indians

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MATI thread (Mad At The Indians).
aka the Bullying Indians Training Thread.

I'd like to hear your stories and methods when it comes to dealing with Indians.

I had to return some glasses that didn't suit me and got put through to an Indian call centre for a Western company.

My best trick is to reject any friendliness. "hello saar <first name>". Immediately demand they use your last name like "Mr/Mrs/Ms Surname". These roaches are trained to be friendly so cutting through that bullshit is a good way to get them on edge. I've tried being nice with them in the past but it gets me nowhere.

If they try to upsell you on stuff, they hate when you ask them to put it in an email for you to read instead of making a decision over the phone.

Share stories, tips, ideas for making their jobs miserable.

Best tips from the thread so far:
  1. Call them 'dalit'. The Indian caste system is important to them and a dalit is someone who cleans toilets and does the most lowly labour.
  2. Why do you redeem? If you've got the time and resource, go with the flow and let them fuck around in a VM. Use up all of their time that they could be using to scam your grandparents.
  3. Assert yourself - refuse to let them call you by your first name. Interrupt and correct them every time they do it. Insist, interrupt, ignore them.
  4. If all else fails (or you want to burst some eardrums) - scream down the phone, fart in their ears, make them wish they hadn't called you.
Fucking with these degenerates can be dangerous since they might keep calling you to annoy you. I fucked with a crypto scammer once and got nonstop angry calls from the same guy for a week straight.
 
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Kujo Jotaro said:
Tell them they smell like curry(shit).
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They're very stupid people so they probably don't mind the smell.

You've got to fuck with their heads. Their entire culture is being seen as successful by their family, that's why I redeem the surname trick. They've failed at their trick to relax me and be friendly with me.

If you're busy you could always pull out the madharchod or banchod.
 
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If you ever get a chance to yell at an Indian scammer/criminal over the phone, call them a dolit and say they should be cleaning a toilet right now. They should be cleaning your toilet. Do they have poop on their hands from cleaning toilets? Ask that. Tell them their destiny is to clean toilets in poverty. Karma will make them clean toilets, and so on.

This really makes them seethe because the caste system rules everything around them.

Edit to add: I got this idea from another farmer. Please speak up for the credit you deserve.
 
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If you get a scammer call, an easy method to piss them off is to put them on hold. Tell them you need to bring something in from the car or whatever and then put your phone on speaker and mute the mic on your phone and just wait for them to start saying "Hello saar? Are you there?" And then unmute and give them another made up reason to go on hold again and repeat the process. Put them on hold a few times and they will flip their fuckin lids. Then when they are yelling at you, you can start calling them dalit.
 
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David Brown said:
If you get a scammer call, an easy method to piss them off is to put them on hold. Tell them you need to bring something in from the car or whatever and then put your phone on speaker and mute the mic on your phone and just wait for them to start saying "Hello saar? Are you there?" And then unmute and give them another made up reason to go on hold again and repeat the process. Put them on hold a few times and they will flip their fuckin lids. Then when they are yelling at you, you can start calling them dalit.
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Go along with their shit until they want a credit card number, then tell them you have to go get it out of your car. Pop in every few mins to tell them you are still walking to your car. After a good while start giving them random numbers while cutting them off every time they try to tell you it's wrong... I got one to tell me to jump off a roof doin that.
 
You have to insult them on a cultural level:

1. Mistake them for being Pakistani.
2. Suggest they are of a low caste. Perhaps they should be sweeping the street instead of scamming you.
3. Inform them that when they die they will be reincarnated as a dog. Dogs are considered dirty scavengers to most Indians plus, because stray dog packs are so common in pooland, Indians tend to get chased and bitten by wild dogs very often. India has the highest rate of rabies in the world.
 
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