How do you bully Indians? - Tips and stories about how to be more effective racists to Indians

[DoomsdayElite]

I offer them blankets.

Oh wait, you mean the dot variety. Eh, I just tell them they smell like shit and that their women are sexless abominations.

 

[Lemmingwiser]

You have to insult them on a cultural level:

1. Mistake them for being Pakistani.
2. Suggest they are of a low caste. Perhaps they should be sweeping the street instead of scamming you.
3. Inform them that when they die they will be reincarnated as a dog. Dogs are considered dirty scavengers to most Indians plus, because stray dog packs are so common in pooland, Indians tend to get chased and bitten by wild dogs very often. India has the highest rate of rabies in the world.

This is what I come here for. Lessons in how to be more racist accurately.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

i simply do not associate with them in any capacity whatsoever. they are not welcome within my circle and they should not be welcome in yours.

 

[Troonos]

I lead them to the nearest busy railroad crossing.

 

[Blazeuser56]

Every time I get a phonecall from Indian scammers I usually replied back with "I will answer but first you must curse [Insert a Hindu deity like Shiva or Vishnu]" , they hang up instantly every single time.

That being said, I have no issue with Indians in general, only with scammers or religious extremists.

 

[Crunkle]

Every time I get a phonecall from Indian scammers I usually replied back with "I will answer but first you must curse [Insert a Hindu deity like Shiva or Vishnu]" , they hang up instantly every single time.

That being said, I have no issue with Indians in general, only with scammers or religious extremists.

Even the "normal" ones are just awful to handle. I knew an Indian being paid big money to boss us around and she was so bad at her job, I managed to gaslight her into thinking she'd approved me to do a task when I just did it.

Even the "good" call centre ones are entirely impossible to understand sometimes. It's like my brain gives up trying to give a shit when I'm speaking to an Indian.

I will be trying the dalit method next time, for sure. They also really hate being called sisterfuckers for whatever reason.

 

[3MW0J8]

Use a fake Indian accent.
Call them Scammer, Pajeet, Raghead, Apu, or Mohammad.
Say that you're eating a delicious steak or hamburger.
Imply that they shit in the street and smell bad.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

The best revenge is living well. With this in mind, I simply be white near them.
Just kidding, my area hasn't been JEETed (yet).

 

[Beyerdynamic DT 700 Pro X]

Throw soap bars at them.

 

[pippy]

exist as a white person

 

[Chongqing]

They also really hate being called sisterfuckers for whatever reason.

I think this is a misnomer, honestly.

It's what they want us to think offends them.

In real life, they would all love to fuck their sisters and be a benchode ("sisterfucker").

You're implying they have sex, and they're all incels.

It's like when someone insults Anisa Jomha but they include a compliment about her looks.

That's not going to hurt her.

 

[Crunkle]

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I love this motherfucker. His content is pretty normie-tier but their reactions are just incredible. Kitboga does the old lady persona incredibly well and he can keep these subhumans on the hook for weeks to months. The thing that amazes me is how long it takes them to realise it's all fake.

The best is when the scale of the scams gets revealed to be global and they've got 85 year old ladies acting as mules for stolen phones and money. Utterly disgusting.

Even the legit ones deserve this treatment so they can turn on these utter degenerates.

It's what they want us to think offends them

Interesting, so sort of like how white people gaslight blacks into thinking being called 'cracker' upsets us?

The dalit approach seems like it'd work best (thanks to earlier posts, sent me down a rabbit hole of looking into the Indian caste system). These people think entirely in parables, spirituality and their position in the caste system. But all they are subhumans who have their phones glued to their hands at all times so they can monitor their social presence and standing online.
Their marriages work entirely off of status, money and power which is why so many incel rich white men fly over on 90 Day Fiancee to get some stinkpussy.

They know they're bottom feeders but when someone who they're trying to scam out of $500 (equivalent to a huge chunk of their average income but nothing to most of us) calls them bottom feeders, it sets them off. A lot of those YouTube scammers use this method and they explode every time without fail.

Can't wait for the next few years when we can accurately start calling them Israeli meat shields.

Almost makes me want to get more Indian scam calls so I can get daily entertainment from these stinkers.

 

[Chongqing]

Interesting, so sort of like how white people gaslight blacks into thinking being called 'cracker' upsets us?

Yes, exactly right.

Almost makes me want to get more Indian scam calls so I can get daily entertainment from these stinkers.

I think there are places online where they list the numbers of scam call centers. You can just call them back and say you had a missed call, and then go from there.

 

[one_time_user]

Aa million years ago, probably right before the 'do not call list I still had a land line. I would start getting spam. calls at 8:01 am. They all started with something like' may I speak to the decision maker of the house?'

I would say yes and hand the phone to my molocan cockatoo. This is funny for 3 reasons. 1- their paws and hand sized and can easily hold a phone. 2- this bird hated the fucking phone 3- molocan cockatoos are legit the loudest bird in the world.

 

[pyrinyx]

"So, shit on any sidewalks lately?"
"Good afternoon, my fellow streetshitter"
"Ahh, you Pakistanis look alike!"

Most of all, these people don't like it when you waste their time. Because wasting their time, means they aren't being a productive scammer because they're all about go, go, go and scam as many people in a day as possible. So your goal is to try and draw out as much time as possible from them, draining their time and then when you feel like enough time has been wasted, just hit them with the usual.

 

[Welfare Bum]

Insult them in exactly the same way they insult other people. Call them and their entire family dalits and say how much you're going to rape their mother. Even say the name of one of their gods and spit on the ground. If you're caught on the spot, start eating a burger in front of them too and say it's from an indian cow.

 

[The Mighty Banth]

Compliment their nice tan.

 

[Gay Joker]

Remind them that they're indian.

 

[The greater a'tuin]

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