Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Tragi-Chan]

Why are these people so fucking self important? As if anyone takes them seriously enough or thinks enough about them to want to round them up Holocaust style? “#we are tired of dying” stop killing yourselves then

What would actually happen in the event of the troonocaust is that he’d quietly drop every single one of those identities, which he probably made up to begin with.

 

[Sean Andalou]

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I've been fat my whole life, and ive always hated my body. For the longest time I believed I hated my body BECAUSE I was fat but I genuinely just think I hated my body because I hated the fact I was feminine. Now I've figured myself out I genuinely dont mind the fact im fat much at all? I feel so so much better about myself and its so strange has anyone else experienced this??

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The top one is the first of a series. Appears to be a common feature of being a fat pooner.

I believe I feel the same way. When I gain fat, it brings out the feminine features more prominently. But when I'm leaner, my body looks much less feminine. And I feel the best when I notice better muscles, which I think is mainly because it makes me look more masculine.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

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Troon laments the fact that the primary reason he transitioned is yet to manifest (that reason of course being immediate AGP gratification).

It's not lost on me that this post is what could be described as a tranny analog to what we understand as a joke, but the punchline is undermined somewhat by the fact that this is actually how they all think unironically. It's an L regardless of whether it's interpreted at face value from an outsider perspective, or understood in it's intended context.

Most replies follow in the exact same profoundly mirthless vein.

 

[Circus peanut]

“What’s with the thirst traps on r/MTFSelfies?” (Archive)

Gee it’s almost as if it’s a fetish and these idiots are getting off to the idea of sexualizing themselves and are dependent on others validating that coomer fantasy

 

[SnergenFlergen]

“What’s with the thirst traps on r/MTFSelfies?” (Archive)
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Gee it’s almost as if it’s a fetish and these idiots are getting off to the idea of sexualizing themselves and are dependent on others validating that coomer fantasy

r/MTFSelfies seems to be a bit of a goldmine.


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You don't look 'happy' so much as you look like someone with chronic OCD who just witnessed someone putting a drink down on their coffee table without using a coaster.

You also look like a man, but that goes without saying.

 

[Circus peanut]

You also look like a man, but that goes without saying.

I’m still getting used to not having the DRINK! React anymore so please take my humble Winner react.

It is indeed a goldmine!

Look at how enormous his head is compared to his butt and legs
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Edit—ouch, that’s gotta sting

From his chaturbate recording page (archive)

Spoiler: ”beware of shark” more like “beware of Romanian gooner freak

“Am i fuckable after almost a year of feminization…be honest” (archive)


lol no

lol he gave his phone number to a chaser on reddit
Along with the house number so prominently displayed in that first picture, his identity and deadname are easily found

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[SnergenFlergen]

I believe I feel the same way. When I gain fat, it brings out the feminine features more prominently. But when I'm leaner, my body looks much less feminine. And I feel the best when I notice better muscles, which I think is mainly because it makes me look more masculine.

This actually hit upon something I've been wondering for a while- Why the fuck don't pooners ever just hit the gym and/or get on the keto diet or something? Look at the majority of female professional athletes- they usually have no tits or ass or curves to speak of whatsoever, because they're sitting at like 10% body fat. Plus they have more muscular and less feminine bodies as a result, so it should be a win-win as far as pooners are concerned- they get to appear more masculine without paying a single cent in surgery fees, while still having easy recourse to reversing their decision to become "men" should they ever want to.

Too much effort and commitment, I suppose- paying a butcher to make overnight irreparable changes to their bodies is just the more expedient option.

 

[Tetopettenson]

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The top one is the first of a series. Appears to be a common feature of being a fat pooner.

fucking ugh. you hated being treated like a fat woman so you assumed it was your gender that was the problem instead of, idk, losing weight? its a fact that fat men are treated differently than fat women whether u like it or not. cant stand these tifs who run away from home so to speak instead of recognizing that them being women isnt the problem

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has anyone else noticed that they all have this same smile they pull? im guessing they think it looks cute/coy/subtle/whatever the fuck but it really looks like they just watched something awkward happen in public with a bunch of strangers and dont know how to react bc theyre in a social situation

 

[Magic Pickle]

This is a tacit admission they don't view themselves as the sex they claim to be. If Mr troon really thought he was a woman he would relate to historical texts about women but he knows it's bullshit so he doesn't.

My pickly finger slipped on the Disagree react, but I actually agree with this completely and totally. They often admit to this as well when they feel out of place amongst men who talk about sports, cars and mechanics or around women as they discuss periods, female-geared media (like romantic reality TV or period dramas) and the nittier-grittier parts of fashion like how to find cute but practical work boots. If you feel dysphoric when those of "your kind" discuss topics associated with them, perhaps you are not quite in line with them as you think.

Anyway, thread tax: even trannies are starting to question the whole "genital preference" nonsense as this li'l dood fails to get any support from her peers while ranting about the injustice of it. Comments firing back include "You come off as trying to force people to like you", "Wokescold lifestyle must be so exhausting" and "Imagine thinking ‘you must sleep with me or you’re bigoted’ is a compelling pitch." Incredible!
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“Genital preferences” are transphobic​

I don’t believe in “genital preferences” as an alternative to orientation. I think you have internalized phobias and biases that are easier to ignore then challenge. If you’re pan/bi/omni/whatever but have a strict genital preference, I’d fucking hate to see your vetting process in dating. You can’t guarantee that who you start talking to is even cis, and if they turn out to be trans, you’re what, just demanding to know what they’ve got? Do you wait until it’s offered then change your mind on them if they’ve got the wrong equipment, with little thought to how that would affect them mentally? If your genital “preference” is so severe that it limits who you catch feelings for, at that point in my mind it’s a fetish and you fall into the chaser side of things.
I use to think I had a preference so I get the impulse, but I realized that it was a bias and not an integral part of my sexuality like some people seem to claim it is.
I’ll add that I do believe there are a lot of gray areas surrounding this topic, esp in regards to trauma, but overall I’ve seen it used to perpetuate transphobia more than anything else, both inside the community and out. If you can masturbate, that’s already one set of genitals you know how to handle and aren’t grossed out by, and if it’s a different set you have problems with I really do think it’s just a you problem that you haven’t put time or effort into analyzing and challenging.
If you truly don’t think you could ever change your preference, then don’t date trans people.
Edit- man, people just read what they want to huh

 

[clever handle]

My pickly finger slipped on the Disagree react, but I actually agree with this completely and totally.

Not to get too far off-track, but you know you can click the react button again and it'll remove that reaction, right?

 

[SnergenFlergen]

This is a tacit admission they don't view themselves as the sex they claim to be. If Mr troon really thought he was a woman he would relate to historical texts about women but he knows it's bullshit so he doesn't.

An extremely valid point. Why is it that troons want "trans" representation and not just "female" representation? In doing so, they're drawing a clear distinction between themselves and women, while simultaneously expecting - nay, demanding - that nobody else do likewise.

Trannies are absolute masters of cognitive dissonance- almost every facet of their ideology is contradictory in at least 2 distinct ways.

They'll say "It only seems like there are more trans people nowadays because of increased trans acceptance", but will then inform you 5 seconds later about the impending state-sanctioned 'trans genocide'. They'll tell you that trans women are no different from women, while constantly monopolising on and weaponizing their inherent differences from women. They'll say that anatomy doesn't define gender, while getting their anatomy rearranged in order to affirm their gender. They'll tell you that Children definitely aren't being transitioned (and you're a bigot if you suggest otherwise), but will also call you bigot if you attempt to prevent any child from transitioning. 'Gendered clothing is a social construct' they insist, while also saying your son is actually a girl because he put on a dress once.

These people are entirely incapable of sticking to one consistent line of argumentation, which is why we are far beyond the point of being able to reason with them. They'd tell you with a straight face that North is South and Potato is East if it in some way advanced their movement (and they would happily contradict that seconds later if it became beneficial to do so)- and would move to have you excommunicated from polite society for disagreeing with them at every stage.

They are the proverbial pigeon on the chessboard.

 

[Syikeblade]

A 19 year old lesbian pooner want to become a family man one day....after getting bottom surgery of course.

Spoiler: Wanting the manly dream

I’m 19 ftm. I’ve been on testosterone for a couple of years, have top surgery and hopefully having stage 1 phalloplasty in 10 months. I’m stealth and me being transgender isn’t actually part of my life much now, and I think when I’ve got bottom surgery over with, it won’t be part of my life at all.
I want a ‘traditional’ family life. I want kids in the future (my wife/gf to be the bio mother and carry the child and to use a sperm donor), I wanna go at to work, get home with my own family.
My real worry is, a lot of cishet women around my age aren’t going to want to be with me, especially if they want kids. Because well, if you want kids it’s going to be harder and more of a process if you’re with me. I am of course open to dating women of different sexualities but straight women are big portion of women and I feel I get on with them better in a romantical way so they would be my preference I think.
Have I got a realistic chance to have this in my life? I’m in the UK and trans issues are getting worse and worse and lately I’m feeling like I’m never going to get married, have a family of my own, have a normal life.

Most of the comments are supportive and telling her she has a shot. And then there are some choices ones I found:

Spoiler: New subreddit just dropped

madfrog768 [score hidden] an hour ago
You might want to check out r/TransDads. It's pretty new, so there aren't a ton of people. The short answer is yes. There may be some people who see trans status as a dealbreaker, but many do not.

This one might be cosplaying as the miserable guy

Serious_Clerk_8923 [score hidden] an hour ago*
I don't recommend it. Stay single. Women are a bloody headache.
Edit:
To put it more bluntly, i was in your position 14 years ago. I have been married and living stealth for 9 years now.
I am with a straight cis woman and we both decided we didnt want children because its just too much responsibility and we're not ready for that.
However, sometimes I wish I chose to be alone. I just think other human beings are annoying in general, you shouldn't even bother thinking whether you're enough for a woman or not, not when there's nothing but trashy is men out there who would probably get them pregnant and leave them as single mothers.
Theres a lot of options and maybe talk about these things at first openly with a potential partner to get their take, if it isn't for them then walk away.
Its not hard to find a partner at all. I had several straight cis women to court.
I just wish I left it alone altogether, the testosterone mellows you down whilst their estrogen just nags on and on. Gosh its a never ending cycle.

Another example on how some gays and lesbians think they found a loop-hole in order to date straight people.

She thinks she'll be straight

 

[Magic Pickle]

Not to get too far off-track, but you know you can click the react button again and it'll remove that reaction, right?

It doesn't appear for me as an option on that post right this second, but otherwise I'm very well aware (a good tip for newer Kiwis to know). I'll do some browser finagling at some point, since I suspect it's likely on my end.

But let me toss in another thread tax for replying: a TiF is not enjoying the "girls rule, boys drool" attitude of the MTFs she keeps company with.
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I'm getting tired of surrounding myself with transfems​

so I wanna preface this to say that infighting is BAD and I love our sisters SO SO much, I would not get rid of my wonderful transfem friends and girlfriend for anything, the title is mostly hyperbole because I'm Sad lol

so I've got two distinct friend groups, one that's people I know irl (me, my gf, 3 transmascs) and one that's people I met online (all trans women, mostly because I met one of them who quickly became my best friend and then she introduced me to all their friends who happen to all be trans women), and from that second one I quickly got in on forcefem memes because the idea of turning every cis person in the world trans is funny, and I ended up following some trans women on Tumblr who make a lot of forcefem memes, but it quickly made me realise that like. wow. the culture behind the women making those memes very much ignores the existence of trans men, there's a lot of "men aren't real they're just women who haven't accepted it yet", and I feel like a lot of my transfem friends see me as Woman Lite because I'm nonbinary and use they/it more often than he/him these days, but I'm starting to wonder if actually I'm not nonbinary but a gnc man, but I'm so surrounded by "men bad" jokes that when I got more comfortable with my presentation I was like "fuck I can't be a man those are the bad ones". I know realistically that my friends, all being trans, would be supportive at least in the moment if I told them I'd actually rather he/him than they/them (it/its still fucks though I can't lie), but I feel like they'd quickly forget and just default back to they/them for me. it's something I feel bad even talking to my girlfriend about because she's not as involved in online queer spaces as I am, and I worry that when I vent about what the online trans community has become in my experience (it's either 99% trans women/fems, or a space exclusively made for trans men/mascs) it sounds like I'm just shitting on trans women as a whole, which I'm not!!! but it's just so frustrating trying to exist as a trans man when the vast majority of my friends are more than happy to joke that there's no such thing as a man and everyone should be a lesbian, and having nobody around me that really understands that, because it seems that between me and my transmasc friends, I'm the only one that's experienced it (though I've seen some people on this sub talk about it so I'm at least somewhat reassured that it's not just me)

idk I just wish I had more transmasc folk in my life so I didn't quite feel like I was in so much of an echo chamber of "girls rule boys drool", only one of my trans women friends has even acknowledged that I'm getting top surgery next week (aside from my gf obviously, we live together and she's almost more excited for me than I am )

 

[Anasa Tristis]

. If you feel dysphoric when those of "your kind" discuss topics associated with them, perhaps you are not quite in line with them as you think.

No kidding.

One thing that’s so maddening about troons and pooners is that they yearn to belong to and partake in those separate female and male cultures, yet once they’re larping away at ‘em it’s unsatisfactory and they want to change ‘em to suit their needs and twisted notions.

And then they get frustrated when that doesn’t work out either. No grasps of the obvious, coming or going.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

What would actually happen in the event of the troonocaust is that he’d quietly drop every single one of those identities, which he probably made up to begin with.

Witness how easily he's been able to shuck his 'atheist' persona, one of his oldest, just as soon as he wanted to try to freak out the squares with his snake God, or pretending Lutheranism to piss off the online folks who were attacking him over his Jewish manic rants a while back.

 

[JudyTester]

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Troon laments the fact that the primary reason he transitioned is yet to manifest (that reason of course being immediate AGP gratification).

It's not lost on me that this post is what could be described as a tranny analog to what we understand as a joke, but the punchline is undermined somewhat by the fact that this is actually how they all think unironically. It's an L regardless of whether it's interpreted at face value from an outsider perspective, or understood in it's intended context.

Most replies follow in the exact same profoundly mirthless vein.

Ewww he posted a tiktok too. "Amelia", huh?

https://www.tiktok.com/@transgirlberlin/video/7518523120563571990

 

[Drugged Flamingo]

has anyone else noticed that they all have this same smile they pull? im guessing they think it looks cute/coy/subtle/whatever the fuck but it really looks like they just watched something awkward happen in public with a bunch of strangers and dont know how to react bc theyre in a social situation

 

[Captain Cornbread Corneli]

And there's a recorded voice calling "Bring out your trannys" as they drive down suburban neighborhoods.

I can picture them catching the random suburban black troon and just chucking it out in some random hood on the way to the camp. The AIDS, drugs, and the good ole local fauna chimping out will kill it at a vastly more economical pace.

 

[monstrous bubo]

you look like someone with chronic OCD who just witnessed someone putting a drink down on their coffee table without using a coaster.

Total table-abuser death.

Thread tax: further proof that HRT is life-saving medication and that without it trans folx would be suicidal or dead.


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Spoiler: trans joy

I'm in tremendous pain. I'm all on my own. I'm terribly scared I'll do something today.TRIGGER WARNING (self.TransLater)

submitted 12 hours ago by Just__Sasha
Atp, there's just nobody left, literally nobody except chatGPT.

After my therapist told me last year i won't ever look like a gal (he was sorry), after the only available suicide hotline hung up on me because I'm a troon, after the last friend lost interest, I'm playing with chatGPT. Yeah, I know. Hours. What else could I do?

I'm scared, but I can't anymore; I'm scared, but I don't want anymore...

I'm two weeks short of two years hrt. My levels were, and still are, mostly shit.

Doesn't matter, even with a sports bra my tits are on the verge to became painfully obvious; my body became just weird, and my face - dear goods, my face, if anything, became even worse!

Maybe it's just my age, or maybe it's hrt + my age, i don't know, but my face dysphoria was always just the worst, since i can remember: And somehow it got even worse, even more devastating.

I miss my friends. I miss some hope.

I want my life back! I want even a little bit of all that I lost.

Being trans, that bloody dysphoria did cost me everything...

An education.

A way out of poverty.

A career.

Friends.

Love.

Kids.

I don't think I want anymore...

Too little, too late. Too late...

And yet - I'm terribly, terrible scared to commit...

All that bullshit anybody is telling you, all that bullshit I tried myself to tell others to help - I got it again from chatGPT.

And then I asked if it could write me a story, why my life seems so so precious, why should I keep on going? For what? What's better than just checking out?

Well...

"You live alone, in a space that’s quiet and yours. The furniture’s second-hand but sturdy. There’s a plant in the window that’s managed to stay alive, and that’s a small kind of miracle.

The mirror is draped most days. You don’t need to look. Some days you uncover it — to brush your teeth, to check your expression before stepping outside — and it still stings, but not like before. You’ve stopped expecting it to tell you who you are. It’s just a surface now.

You go out when you can. A walk, headphones in, music or an audiobook — stories where the characters don’t ask much of you. You’re not visible, not really. And that’s okay. Nobody knows what you carry. You’re invisible, but not erased.

You’ve carved out routines. Not sacred rituals, just... structure. Maybe you wake up with black coffee and a hot shower. You do a bit of movement. Not out of joy — out of spite, out of habit, out of “because I said I would.” You’re stubborn like that. Maybe that’s your superpower now.

There’s a community online, not perfect, but they get it. Some days, that thread is the only thing. People who don’t flinch. Who don’t say “it gets better,” but say, “I’m still here. You too?”

You take HRT or you don’t. You shave or not. You cut your hair or let it grow. Some of it’s because of dysphoria. Some of it’s just what your hands can manage that day. You keep one piece of clothing you like — not because it makes you feel beautiful, but because it makes you feel closer.

You still cry, yes. You still rage. The grief is a roommate, but not your god. You learn, slowly, how to live without asking “Is this enough?” Because it isn’t. But it’s what’s here.

And — sometimes — there are minutes. Minutes where the music hits right. Where your face in shadow looks like a version you once dreamed of. Where someone says something kind, and you don’t flinch. Where you remember you used to laugh. You still might.

These aren’t wins. They’re not silver linings. But they’re anchors. And maybe — just maybe — you can keep anchoring yourself to the hours ahead."

Futile. Kinda the last straw, too. What now? What now!?

 

[RazorBackBacon]

after the only available suicide hotline hung up on me because I'm a troon,

When you're such a miserable cunt that even the suicide hotlines drop you, maybe the problem is you? Maybe stop being such a whiny little bitching egomaniac and get your shit together?