Creative financing.
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Clarification: It is not a pussy.
People at the top of the comments aren't taking the question seriously enough.

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Scrolling down to a serious answer (with 278 upvotes so far).
He could mortgage his house to finance his
... ahem ... home improvement project.
But I guess if he had a house he would have done that already.
Perhaps a small business loan?
Just convince a banker there will be sufficient "pussy" related income to make it a good investment.
Wait. I've got it. A student loan.