You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

[Flatline]

“Go hiking” has apparently become the thought terminating cliche e.g. "touch grass" or “take the grill pill,” except now it comes with unsolicited advice and a faint smell of online guys who haven’t seen daylight since Black Ops 6 launched, now suddenly evangelical about national parks.

Sounds like every /out/ tourist.

 

[Lovely Kin]

Vtube simp faggots. Fuck these goddamn wormlike creatures. I'd forego gassing two furries to gas a single Vtube simp.

It always reminds me how people would pay five hundred to one thousand dollars to see an idol for her to say the same scripted lines. Never understood it, especially when a good portion of them are troons using a voice changer.

Thread tax: Jeet accent. It makes my skin crawl when I get a "HELLO SAARRRRRR" when I call something.

 

[Captain Syrup]

The guy who copies and pastes his last week’s forum posts like it’s a Pulitzer submission. Maybe toss in an Infowarrior “AS I PREDICTED” just to really drive home how insufferable he is. It’s not that hard to reword your thoughts.

 

[The Hardest R]

Sometimes when I'm driving I get unlucky when it comes to traffic lights, and as a result the lights will always turn yellow at the worst possible fucking time. Like I know if I'm right next to the white line I can probably just go through it fine, but every so often I have to make a split-second decision where I either go through it a little fast or use my brakes a bit harder than I probably should.
Maybe I'm just retarded, I have no idea. There was this one time where it happened 3 times while I was driving to my college and this was going through my head every time I'd approach a light:
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I just blast right past them every time. I kept encountering the same thing and just got tired of it.

Going on this site and seeing A&N leaking. I don't care if you hate jeets, kikes, or niggers or are some kind of eugenicist advocating for gingers to be bred out of the human race, but why are you seething about nigger fatigue on a threads about pedo trannies? Latest example I could think of this was A&Niggers seething over the pretty view troon passively mentioning white genocide and great replacement. I saw people writing 5 page dissertations talking about how this random kid was a Imminent and highly dangerous THREAT to the white race over a 2 reply twitter exchange. Nigga, go outside and find a nice white woman to further the glorious white race with instead of digging in your fat folds all day.

I feel the same way about trannies. Mentally I call it Kiwi’s Law: As any discussion on Kiwi Farms grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving trannies or pooners approaches one. There will be a discussion about the price of tea in China and there will be some retard who wants to talk about trannies. It’s tiring.

And why the fuck do versions look stupid, too? I'm used to seeing Version 1.0, 2.0 and so on. Now it's like Version 121de.00001 or 101.000.04. Are you trying to sound advanced?

That’s because, to your point, they update this shit nonstop now. Microsoft 365 is egregious in particular. Every 2-3 days, I have to download hundreds of megabytes of updates. Ironically the software gets even buggier. It’s jeetcode at its finest. So it can’t just be version 1.1 if they plan on issuing six million updates. So now versioning has to be alphanumeric because they’re going to update it shitloads of times.

 

[DoomsdayElite]

Fucking "Juneteenth". I went to the post office this morning because I needed stamps, place was closed. I was puzzled, but then it dawned on me. It was hotter than hell out and that sure didn't help my irritation and disgust. Fuck niggers.

 

[The Last Stand]

Related to other tech stuff as well, but I don't like the "I'm pirating for muh games preservation" argument (or any hand wringing about le ebil capitalism corporations justify it). Just say you like free shit and move on.

It would be nice to hear legitimate arguments against capitalism. All the people I hear that shun capitalism boils down to just wanting free shit or forceful redistribution so YOU won't have shit. Bonus points for those people that willingly buy Apple products or whoever slaps a rainbow on their shit.

 

[Captain Syrup]

 

[Jarl Varg]

Shitty week for my lizard yard-buddies. Assassin bug killed the anole that hangs out on my gas grill. Western rat snake ate one of the big tree lizards.

 

[pyrinyx]

Whatever the fuck these retarded nigger and spics watch on their shitty phones is aggravating and appeals to their devoided intelligence. Sound clips that repeat, autotuned baby laughs and whatnot. They are retarded.

 

[Mysterious Figure]

Whatever the fuck these retarded nigger and spics watch on their shitty phones is aggravating and appeals to their devoided intelligence. Sound clips that repeat, autotuned baby laughs and whatnot. They are retarded.

I hate when assholes rev their vehicles and blast their fucking radios. The music is always shit too.

 

[Retarded Weeb]

Bugs. I fucking hate bugs. When I was a kid I was so scared of bugs that others would make fun of me for it. But why would I be. They're ugly and gross, and I want nothing to do with them.

I was sitting here a little bit ago, about ready to get off my computer to go do something, when I look over and see some fucking 2 inch house centipede chilling out on a wall next to my bed. Smash that fucker with a nearby tissue box and grind it into the wall to make sure it's dead, too many times in the past things have survived simple wackings. Gotta be fast about it too or these fuckers will dart off towards a corner. It falls into the space between my bed and wall and I have to move bed to collect its corpse and throw it away, plus grab some wipes to clean the legs and "juice" off my wall.

>b- but Retarded Weeb, house centipedes eat cockroaches and other pests, they dindu nuffin
Then they can do it outside and keep things from coming in. If I see any bug in my house then it's violated the NAP and I'm fucking smashing it. Fucking hate them so much. Total Insect Death.

 

[𖦹Junkpop𖦹]

Right now there's someone watching YouTube videos who makes more money a day than I do all week. This thought pops in my head not infrequently, and it rustles me.

I have the same feeling when I think back on last year's Hawk Tuah incident. There are also the retarded political commentators who dare to complain about societal decay, even though they are products of the same decay they claim to despise. It's eye-roll inducing to hear those types complain about merit when they just sit around and stretch someone else's one-minute video into a 50-minute video then essentially say the same thing over and over again. Then there's the "debate" stuff, where people just fight and edit videos to make their opponents look bad, and their fanbases suck each other's, and the creators, dick in the comments.

 

[DenseDeerFather]

Innocent words that have a completely neutral meaning now being used to cover for vile bullshit.

Not by the people perpetuating the awfulness (like Cheese Pizza) but by social media from content creators who don't want to miss a dime for their stuff.

I'm talking about PDF files. I use those quite often. They are very handy. But I kinda hate how I can't even mention that word anymore with someone going "UHM PEDOPHILES?????"

No, you fucking idiot. What do chomos have to do with Okular and Adobe Reader? Could you please fuck off?

It's mostly by idiots who get all education from TikTok and other sites and forget about this thing we call context. But it also muddies the waters here because why are we now adapting using cute words for horrible actions and concepts in every day speech? Sure Joe Schmoe over at TikTok does it for money but you and I are having a random ass unpaid conversation about software. Stop that. And get your head on straight.

I fucking hate those people. They should be consider unaliving (huehue) themselves and self delete their restarted asses out of the collective gene pool.

Fucking C U Next TuesdayS.

See how dumb it all sounds? Yeah.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

I was watching a review of the new 28 Years Later movie, and I found something which I see more and more as a fan of horror, and the more I thought about it, the more it annoyed the bleeding shit out of me, because it's such a basic bitch opinion masquerading as somehow deep or revelatory, and it's always voiced by the most tedious, smug fucking people.

"It's really interesting, y'know, because, like, it's not like a typical, cliched zombie movie, because, like, the zombies are only a very minor, background element of the story, the real story is the human drama. The real threat isn't the zombies, it's the other living survivors."

...I'm sorry. Did you just get here, son?
That's LITERALLY every other zombie movie ever that you've just described.

The idea that the living would be a greater threat than the dead in a zombie apocalypse has been a thing in that genre arguably since fucking Night of the Living Dead. Every big zombie movie you can name, the real villain is always another living survivor or group of survivors - mainly because braindead walking corpses motivated only to feed don't typically make for particularly interesting or diabolical antagonists. The idea that the real threat isn't the zombies, but the other survivors might well be a bigger cliche than what you're decrying as the 'typical cliched zombie movie' at this point.

'The zombies are only a very minor, background element', well, no fucking shit, Sherlock. If the movie was just two hours of mouldering undead shambling around aimlessly grunting and moaning at eachother, while the human survivors do nothing and just huddle in one place, hiding and whimpering in fear, I doubt very much it would make for compelling, exciting viewing. I have a feeling that might be boring for an audience after a while.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

zombie apocalypse

Those movies had always been by retards, for retards (there are some who believe this shit may happen IRL now).

 

[Mashed Thatchussy]

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what is he talking about?

 

[Captain Syrup]

what is he talking about?

Still assmad at Gaza protestors for tanking Kamala’s chances, so now 'unless you’re Genghis Khan, your death toll doesn’t really move the needle historically'.

 

[Dysnomia]

I was watching a review of the new 28 Years Later movie, and I found something which I see more and more as a fan of horror, and the more I thought about it, the more it annoyed the bleeding shit out of me, because it's such a basic bitch opinion masquerading as somehow deep or revelatory, and it's always voiced by the most tedious, smug fucking people.

"It's really interesting, y'know, because, like, it's not like a typical, cliched zombie movie, because, like, the zombies are only a very minor, background element of the story, the real story is the human drama. The real threat isn't the zombies, it's the other living survivors."

...I'm sorry. Did you just get here, son?
That's LITERALLY every other zombie movie ever that you've just described.

The idea that the living would be a greater threat than the dead in a zombie apocalypse has been a thing in that genre arguably since fucking Night of the Living Dead. Every big zombie movie you can name, the real villain is always another living survivor or group of survivors - mainly because braindead walking corpses motivated only to feed don't typically make for particularly interesting or diabolical antagonists. The idea that the real threat isn't the zombies, but the other survivors might well be a bigger cliche than what you're decrying as the 'typical cliched zombie movie' at this point.

'The zombies are only a very minor, background element', well, no fucking shit, Sherlock. If the movie was just two hours of mouldering undead shambling around aimlessly grunting and moaning at eachother, while the human survivors do nothing and just huddle in one place, hiding and whimpering in fear, I doubt very much it would make for compelling, exciting viewing. I have a feeling that might be boring for an audience after a while.

I don't know why people act like it's a new thing. Like The Last of Us is some innovative storytelling or The Walking Dead is breaking new ground when it's been "This faction gonna kill that faction because reasons" for years. It's very stale. But people watch it and its ten gorrillion spinoffs anyway.

 

[Lady Bizness]

>b- but Retarded Weeb, house centipedes eat cockroaches and other pests, they dindu nuffin

My cat just eats their legs and leaves their squirming bodies to flop around on the floor until I accidentally step on them or they dessicate and die. At least those legs are the worst part of them.

On topic: something has happened to my autocorrect. It is allowing the most ridiculous shit while fighting me to correct nuanced vocabulary into more frequently used terms that are absolutely wrong for the context. For example there was an obvious accident to spell "is" in the previous sentence. Mashed "8" instead of "i" and it didn't correct it when it usually would. When i went to correct it myself it forced "Is" instead of "is" and im leaving sone other typos in this sentence so you can see how fucking lazy autocorrect has become.

 

[Retarded Weeb]

My cat just eats their legs and leaves their squirming bodies to flop around on the floor until I accidentally step on them or they dessicate and die. At least those legs are the worst part of them.

My cat is a useless dumbass, the most he does if sees a bug is lightly paw at it and then look at me like "the fuck is this thing?" He was even laying on the bed right near where I saw that house centipede and he didn't do shit, just wondered why I was disturbing his nap.