StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Does anyone else think Tarl and Boogie2988 would get along really well?

edit: not sure why it goes so fast, in a new tab it's the right speed. (download from post = fast, download from new tab = proper speed, oh well)

 

[clipartfan92]

If you haven't been following the vampirate recently, here's some uncut cringe to give you an idea of what he's been up to:

Thanks to thread MVP @Robotic Kiwi for some of the above clips.

 

[Terfatron]

How long do we give it before his pirate hat starts to look like Cobes’ deflated remnant of a Stetson?

The hat he got is (most likely) from epic armory and is around $100, but I guess he's gonna see less revenue the gayer he gets so there's always Etsy and temu where he could get a whole outfit, jacket and hat, for under $10.

Depending on how powerful his chaos magik and moodboards are

 

[mickrussom]

Cobes’ deflated remnant of a Stetson?

cobes' is a real looker.

The hat he got is (most likely) from epic armory and is around $100

The epic armory hat looks much better than the stinky fuck rag on his head.

tarl - now a pathetic hat-wearing moron, that disgusting tricorn monstrosity on his head looks like a rancid pile of pirate shit that even a blind beggar wouldnt touch,... looks like its a chink copy of a yanked off a festering corpse after a shipwreck and now being worn by a clueless asshole who managed to catch a conviction in nawlins while being perceptibly white. its insult to hats everywhere seeing tarl, a braindead jackass, wear that thing. tarl needs to burn that filthy rag and spare the world the sight of his sorry, smelly leather clad ass.


this guy looks like he bathes and his hat is clean.

this is the first video when stole-ass's bitch the dark lord tarl wore his temu tier hat.


this is tarl depicted as a mongoloid retard with a crumpled ass hat

Does anyone else think Tarl and Boogie2988 would get along really well?

One thing they have in common - they can get poontang even though it should not be possible.

 

[Pink Hotel On The Corner]

One thing they have in common - they can get poontang even though it should not be possible.

How did Tarl pull that Euro baddie? That's the real mystery and why did the relationship fall apart? because he is a fucking controlling weirdo?

 

[Darkrider]

How did Tarl pull that Euro baddie? That's the real mystery and why did the relationship fall apart? because he is a fucking controlling weirdo?

Fame and money

 

[Godmode]

How did Tarl pull that Euro baddie? That's the real mystery and why did the relationship fall apart? because he is a fucking controlling weirdo?

This is the best proof we have to prove black magic works.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

How did Tarl pull that Euro baddie? That's the real mystery and why did the relationship fall apart? because he is a fucking controlling weirdo?

Already answered by @Darkrider with his fame and money answer.

My question is if there was anything wrong with Elisabeth's existing husband in the Netherlands. She was busy scoping out and flirting with Styx in the other room live streaming while her husband was asleep.

Did Elizbeth's husband do something substantially wrong? Or was Elisabeth compelled by hypergamy to monkey branch to a man with more money and fame than her existing husband? Does Elisabeth now recognize this as a huge mistake? Does she regret leaving her first husband?

As far as I am concerned, Elisabeth was no prize. A disloyal woman isn't worth shit. She did her first husband a huge favor by leaving him prior to having any children. If it wasn't Styx, Elisabeth would have monkey branched to someone else. Elisabeth's first husband is the winner in this picture.

Elisabeth just looked good on paper.

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

So, is Tarl chimping out on X? Last night, it was passive/aggressive rage at being told not to swear in the Atlanta airport, and now he posts the picture of a business storefront and van with unobscured plate, along with a name. Doxing?

 

[clipartfan92]

along with a name

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/frank-garrett (archive.ph)

 

[Terfatron]

this is tarl depicted as a mongoloid retard with a crumpled ass hat

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Ahahahahabahaba what the fuck did he do to the hat?!

Looks like he might gotten the one in vegan "leather" and it bounced on him due to being a retarded drunk.
$67...

Holy fuck, come for the drama, stay for the hat.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

well do we know for sure whether he did, in fact just toss it? or if he actually straight chucked it at her?

Played those ribs like a bone piano with that phone.

 

[anscochrome]

Any money to be made selling "Official Tarl Warwick (Styxhrxenhammer 666) Replica Pirate Larping Kit" so one can dress like their favorite receding YouTube hero? No?....... Yeah, that's what I thought.

 

[Pink Hotel On The Corner]

Already answered by @Darkrider with his fame and money answer.

My question is if there was anything wrong with Elisabeth's existing husband in the Netherlands. She was busy scoping out and flirting with Styx in the other room live streaming while her husband was asleep.

Did Elizbeth's husband do something substantially wrong? Or was Elisabeth compelled by hypergamy to monkey branch to a man with more money and fame than her existing husband? Does Elisabeth now recognize this as a huge mistake? Does she regret leaving her first husband?

As far as I am concerned, Elisabeth was no prize. A disloyal woman isn't worth shit. She did her first husband a huge favor by leaving him prior to having any children. If it wasn't Styx, Elisabeth would have monkey branched to someone else. Elisabeth's first husband is the winner in this picture.

Elisabeth just looked good on paper.

I knew nothing about her other than what she looked like, imagine thinking a gay pirate political YouTuber was your ticket to a better life.

 

[Riverfagg1599]

Played those ribs like a bone piano with that phone.

wtf lmao.

 

[Pope Urban]

Would his little stint from last year qualify as time served?

If it was for this offense, then jail time before conviction is almost always time served. If its part of some plea deal I think the judge can disqualify the time if they want to though.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

wtf lmao.

To the tune of Tarl's hit song "Jailhouse Cock" he talked about on one stream.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Looks like he might gotten the one in vegan "leather" and it bounced on him due to being a retarded drunk.

Why are these tricorn hats made of leather anyway? Wouldn't they be way too hot? Obviously you wear felt hats for 3 seasons, but summer you are supposed to wear straw or paper because felt is too hot. I have to imagine leather is significantly hotter.

 

[Marty Robbins]

Tarls Vampirate hat is up there with the Sonichu medallion for curse lolcow artifacts

 

[AnOminous]

Why are these tricorn hats made of leather anyway?

Because they are worn by leather-obsessed homosexual males.