They're nailing his ass to the wall for taking credit for the DA's suicide. Like, I was sympathetic to his case but that's something it takes some serious lack of self-awareness to declare (and before your case is closed no less). But that's what makes Styx such a great up-and-coming lolcow, his dumbass antics take center stage over the mundane court politics.
idk man styx is at the very least not a furry tbf.
well do we know for sure whether he did, in fact just toss it? or if he actually straight chucked it at her?
dang man. i didnt know that about him. much respect for coming back from that. i know firsthand how rough things can be with dope. Bless him and glad for it.
By Styx's own admission:
Goated movie btw, for a Christian childrens show spinoff it was very fun.
STOP MESSAGING ME. STOP HARASSING ME. STOP MAKING FAKE ACCOUNTS PRETENDING TO BE ME.
Gentlemen I dare say, today is a day of justice. No occultist pirate is above justice and the law. May the salt flow until judgement day for this retarded soul! May he suffer the wrath of the sektor! May PPP damn him to hell! Praise be to white God and White Jesus!
The only interaction Tarl will have with the jail nazis will be to get pounded in the ass by them.
If he keeps racking up the Ls at this rate, his constitution will crack enough over time that he may give in to furrydom. He's already cozied up to a sexually degenerate horticulturalist owl, after all, and has been engaging in faggoted larping cosplay. Admittedly, you're right for the time being; his psychology has a hell of a chin against the devastating punches of failure. I believe it's a blend of sociopathy and narcissism that props him up well after he should have hit the canvas. Not to mention the liquid courage coursing through his veins 24/7.
What type of a foundation? The kind that helps children with cleft palates, or the kind that you put under a new house? If this man and whatever type of foundation he has is a boon to you and your future, just show him a current picture of Lord Tarl, tell him that Tarl went off his meds *after* you met him, and that should reopen that particular dating pathway.I did not cheat on you with my friend; we don't even speak or meet up anymore because REALLY what guy building his own foundation is going to get involved with me when i have a crazy warlock pirate fucking my life up every chance he gets because he can't just be happy with his bonus holes? LEAVE ME ALONE. I DESERVE PEACE. MOVE ON
he's been on the pirate schtick for months now after receiving praise for the outfit from a degenerate outside of the NOLA jail. And now that he's been recently convicted, Styx is closer to being a real pirate than he's ever been. He's an outlaw, he consults with a bird that conceivably sits upon his shoulder, he's got the outfit, and his only remaining weapons are swords and the like. If he steals the tip money off of a table at the diner and then commandeers a rowboat he would officially be a pirate, in my opinion. It brings a tear to my eye really, having watched our little baby Styx all gwowed up from his heroin-chic Satanic early days, to political commentator, to faggot-owl worshipping, pirate themed shitfaced lolcow
What kind of world do we live in where you cannot count on your married fuck buddy not to cheat on you with other women?
Well that answers one question. Styx's cheating predated his departure from the Netherlands. By quite some time too. That was pretty early in their marriage. I guess the active cheating was part of the information the black brit conveyed to Styx when she spoke to Elisabeth.
Looks like Styx/"Billy Bones" could a face a minimum of thirty days or he could serve as little as six days if he's deferred to an intervention program. Here's the Louisiana statute for Domestic Abuse Battery:
It's amazing how dumb this retard is. NOLA is basically the murder capital of the entire country and somehow he manages to turn a total nothingburger into a conviction. What a moron!
