Let's do a little time keeping before everyone develops voluntary incontinence, shall we?
We'll hand wave away the damage done to the services ability to war fight under Obama and Clinton (The ROE shit was bad enough) and say that the US military will be allowed to actually fire their weapons and fight the war without consulting 16 lawyers, 12 JAG officers, and a DEI expert.
We'll even pretend that the services remember how to do anything but small unit tactics in the desert.
Now, we know the President can do military operations without Congressional approval. See like every fucking war since WW2. People saying authorizing that strike was against the Constitution are fucking morons who 72 hours ago were screaming to burn the Constitution because it was written by old white men anyway.
But, back to time keeping.
If the war happened while you were reading this, and you were magically drafted and deposited at Fort Assfuck, New Jewsry at Reception, here's your timeline.
Reception 4 days to 2 weeks. This is where they gather enough gay retards to have a Basic Training cycle. That's usually about 60-300 people, depending on which Fort Assfuck you go to.
Marine Crayon & Glue Eating School is 13 Weeks of lobotomies and huffing ball sweat
Army Zogbot Programming is 10 weeks
Navy is 10 weeks of how to be a power bottom
Air Force is 7.5 weeks of learning how to be the ass slave of child raping pilots
Space Force is 6 weeks of learning how to craft a tinfoil hat and love Naruto
We'll say you drew a bad number and are now going to be a Zogbot.
OK... now, pay attention.
They make you take a little test, even when you get drafted. True, they will put you in the jobs THEY want, but this isn't The Nam and you aren't Forrest Gump.
So, your test, if you post here, probably puts you at least at a 85 ASVAB score and a 105 GT score. So, you'll probably not end up ballsweat huffing infantry. Modern militaries have a LOT of shit that you might not think they have.
But we'll say you're a fucking retard, have bad luck, or for some reason want to be an 11 bullet catcher and go infantry.
Well, that school is about 16 weeks long IIRC.
So, right now, your Zogbot Training took you.... well... 1 week plus 10 weeks = eleventy weeks. Now add in 16 weeks. That makes it 27 weeks. Now, we divide by four and mock some Europoors for fuck it, 6.5 months.
That's right.
HALF A FUCKING YEAR.
During which, you could have flunked out or injured yourself a 1000 times.
I said before how to ACTUALLY get out of ending up dying for Israel or whatever the fuck you can't stand the thought of being in the military is not to piss and shit yourself like a retard, but to go all studmuffin until you pick ONE essential task you just can't seem to get. How you complain and wish you could do it. End then you get an honorable discharge and vet benefits and aren't some faggot who shit himself half to death.
Half a fucking year.
The main part of the fighting, which is to destroy the enemy's ability to make war (beyond EFPs, IEDs, and bullshit faggots jumping out of a ditch with a rifle and then running away to put on a woman's bedsheet and hide), destroy electrical, water, fuel, transportation, and other vital war targets.
You all talk about drones. Well, drones just put hitting electrical stations back on the map. No power, no drone.
But, here's what will probably happen.
Iran will get the fuck bombed out of it. It'll threaten shit like they have since 1979, maybe kill some civilians, throw some rockets and shit at Israel, then go back to marching in circles and chanting Death to America, because that's all they can do now that we aren't really in Iraq for them to send their military undercover to fuck with us or give faggots IEDs that have MADE IN IRAN FUCK YOU written on the side. They don't have the USSR threatening to nuke us if we fuck with them like it's the 70's or 80's, so that's out for them.
Without getting billions of dollars from America or having America release billions of dollars to fund shit, they won't be able to do shit. They'll sell their oil to France, Russia, China, and whoever the fuck else. Russia can't help them because they're locked in a spiralling potato smuggling slap fight.
Some shit will happen here that will TOTALLY BRING DOWN DRUMPH ANY DAY! (Unlike the last 500 fucking things, you retarded parrot) and you'll all forget about Iran again.
Besides, I would say you all have a greater chance of shooting your dicks off in Basic Training than being sent to fight in Iran, but that would be assuming you're all sharpshooters.
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